HONEYPOT: DICK

[fullthottle]

HONEYPOT On Monday afternoon, Dick's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides. 2. The specifics of this task will VARY FROM WEEK TO WEEK, and there's no guarantee that any two tasks will be the same. 3. You MUST COMPLETE THIS TASK BEFORE THE DAY OF THE TRIAL, regardless of what it entails. 4. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not OFFER THE INFORMATION FREELY to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. RISE AND SHINE, HONEYPOT 🍯💋🍆😩 WE HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A 🐝UTIFUL DAY! ☀️ IT'S TIME TO GET UP ☝️ GET DOWN 👇 GET FISTED 👊 TAKE A CUTE SELFIE 📷 AND LIVE YOUR BEST HO LIFE!!!!!!! 🍑 YOU'LL BE MEETING WITH TWO SUPER DUPER SPECIAL PEOPLE TODAY 😍 ARE YOU READY?? 💦💦💦💦💦💦 🐝CAUSE W̶̨̝̭̠̤͖̺͇̙̮̰̖̓́̈́E̷͍̾̓̔͠ 🚪 A̶̢̧̧̧̨̢̛̠̤̜̫̟̗̹̫͎̣͎͓̯̳̗̝̳͓̼̝͚͙͚̮̙͖̗̖̻̟͉̣̠̲̙̞͈̰̞̜̤̥̬͚̞͙̞͓̼̖̯̹̘̐͒̓͑̐̓̈̒̍͂̾̓͊̈́̚̚̚͝ͅͅR̵̨̧̨̨̡̧̯̮̙͖̣̺̗͕̱̺̜͇̻͙̲̠̳̣̖͙͈̘̠̬̠͓͓͍̰̥̰͉͔̪͚̻̤͙͙̫̎̔͜ͅE̶̢̨̧͚̠͔̤̼̰̘̫̞̹͖̜̦͙͇̤̮̪̺̦̖̠͉̯͎̻̗̜̟̲̱̘͇̦͇̭̭̗͍̺̙̦͚̘̘͓͖̐͊̋̊̂̃̈́̃̍̈͌̅̅̀̿̇͊͌͌̚͝ͅͅͅͅͅ 👁️ ... Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk forward until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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WEEK ONE

[fullthottle]

[On this week, Dick will find himself walking through a hospital wing. The sound of a steadily beeping heart monitor will be his guide until he reaches the only unlocked door in the corridor. Though there's no one hooked up to it, the heart monitor continues to function as if it were keeping track of someone's vitals...]

TALK TO CARLOS

[tricycles]

[Carlos is sitting on the bed, staring at the heart monitor until he walks in. He looks a little unnerved when he turns to face him. Just for a second.]

... Hey. [Lifting a hand in greeting.] Sorry about the, uh. Rough landing. That wasn't how I wanted it to happen.

[unpredicktable]

[ dick-- shrugs, because his reflex to falling was to do a fuckin flip, so he sort of landed okay, and also because --

well he has BIGGER priorities ]

I don't think there's a lot here that's working out how you wanted it to happen. [ since, y'know, he got melted yesterday. dick's looking around, extremely comfortable because he loves hospitals (no.), before looking back to carlos ] Care to explain... all of this?

TALK TO POLLY

[yaaaasss]

[Polly, meanwhile, is floating a little ways away and is behaving for once in her life (by which I mean she is refraining from being a poltergeist and fucking around with the heart monitor). She waves cheerfully at Dick.]

Hey, boo!

TASK

[fullthottle]

[After he's done talking to Carlos and Polly, Dick will receive the following notification on his clamshell:]

help five people with their dick/tit pic game 💋🍆

[Please reply here once Dick has helped at least five other characters improve their sexy audience selfie game. You must reply to this comment with a list of who he has helped no later than 11:59 PM EST on Friday.]

WEEK 2

[fullthottle]

[This week, Dick will find himself in... a high school bathroom. There is a lot of graffiti on the walls. He probably misses the hospital already.]

TALK TO POLLY

[yaaaasss]

TALK TO CARLOS

[tricycles]

TASK

[fullthottle]

[After he's done talking to his hosts, the following notification will pop up on his clamshell as a reminder of his task:]

Have a private conversation with at least five individuals you don't know too well.
[Please respond to this comment once Dick has PC'd with at least five character he's not particularly close to! To receive the reward, respond no later than 11:59 PM EST on Friday.]

WEEK THREE

[fullthottle]

[Welcome back to the hospital, Dick! Once again, the sound of the heart monitor will be his guide. He will find Polly and Carlos inside the only unlocked door in the corridor.]

TALK TO CARLOS

[tricycles]

[Carlos looks concerned when he spots Dick, but there is going to be a tiny attempt not to make this utterly depressing. Kind of. It sounds like he's aiming for teasing when he addresses him, but.]

So... Think we'll get into another argument if I ask how you're feeling?

[Dick and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Sunday.]

TALK TO POLLY

[yaaaasss]

[Polly, on the other hand, doesn't have the same kind of rapport with Dick as Carlos does. Figuring that expressing any kind of sympathy will probably just piss him off, she keeps her gaze on her feet and keeps her distance.]

...I'll try and answer questions if you want me to, but I'm not gonna make you talk.

TASK

[fullthottle]

[As always, his clamshell will receive a notification to remind him of this week's task. It reads:]

get at least 5 people to spend those sweet, sweet sexbucks 🤑

[Respond to this comment once Dick has talked at least five other people into buying shit at the Gift Shop. To receive the reward, you must reply no later than 11:59 PM EST on Friday.]

WEEK FOUR

[fullthottle]

[Welcome back, Dick! It looks like it's time to return to the school bathroom.]

TALK TO POLLY

[yaaaasss]

[she's here but i, britt, am on my way out to my car gomen i'll be back later]

TALK TO CARLOS

[tricycles]

[Carlos is here and though I, Kyuu, may also nyoom soon-- He looks a somewhat grave when Dick shows up, arms crossed in front of his chest.]

Listen to what we have to say carefully before you say no to the task.

[Since, uh. Dick probably isn't going to be too psyched to do another exorcism.]

TASK

[fullthottle]

[As always, a notification will pop up on his phone to remind him of this week's task. It reads:]

Exorcise the possessed: Maou

[Please reply to this comment before Friday, 11:59PM EST to receive the reward!]

WEEK FIVE

[fullthottle]

[Welcome back to the hospital, Dick. The sound of the heart monitor will guide him to the correct room, as always, but... Things aren't quite right today.]

...?

[fullthottle]

[Polly is missing.]

TALK TO CARLOS

[tricycles]

[But while there's no sign of Polly, Carlos is still here — and he's staring at the spot Polly usually occupies when Dick walks in. He lifts a hand in greeting once he notices him.]

Hey, I'm glad you made it through the weekend in one piece.

ASSIGNMENT

[fullthottle]

[As always, a notification will pop up on his phone to remind him of this week's task. It reads:]

Assist someone in acquiring a ritual item.

[Please reply to this comment before Friday, 11:59PM EST to receive the reward!]

WEEK SIX

[fullthottle]

[Welcome back to the school bathroom, Dick! It looks like there are a couple of new spray-painted dicks on the wall...? Huh.]

TALK TO POLLY

[yaaaasss]

[she's. currently in the process of spray-painting some boobs on the walls, even.

if he looks closely, he'll see that she's spraying them over what look like some wicked-looking scratches]

Hey boo!

TALK TO CARLOS

[tricycles]

[Polly's spray-painting boobs. Carlos is doodling sunglasses over the scratches with a sharpie. It's fine. Your NPCs are fine.

He looks up from his masterpiece as Dick enters.]

Hey, Dick.

TASK

[fullthottle]

[As always, a notification will pop up on his phone to remind him of this week's task. It reads:]

Convince five individuals to publicly confess why they admire one other person on this boat.

[Please reply to this comment before Friday, 11:59PM EST to receive the reward!]