HONEYPOT: DICK

[fullthottle]

HONEYPOT On Monday afternoon, Dick's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides. 2. The specifics of this task will VARY FROM WEEK TO WEEK, and there's no guarantee that any two tasks will be the same. 3. You MUST COMPLETE THIS TASK BEFORE THE DAY OF THE TRIAL, regardless of what it entails. 4. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not OFFER THE INFORMATION FREELY to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. RISE AND SHINE, HONEYPOT 🍯💋🍆😩 WE HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A 🐝UTIFUL DAY! ☀️ IT'S TIME TO GET UP ☝️ GET DOWN 👇 GET FISTED 👊 TAKE A CUTE SELFIE 📷 AND LIVE YOUR BEST HO LIFE!!!!!!! 🍑 YOU'LL BE MEETING WITH TWO SUPER DUPER SPECIAL PEOPLE TODAY 😍 ARE YOU READY?? 💦💦💦💦💦💦 🐝CAUSE W̶̨̝̭̠̤͖̺͇̙̮̰̖̓́̈́E̷͍̾̓̔͠ 🚪 A̶̢̧̧̧̨̢̛̠̤̜̫̟̗̹̫͎̣͎͓̯̳̗̝̳͓̼̝͚͙͚̮̙͖̗̖̻̟͉̣̠̲̙̞͈̰̞̜̤̥̬͚̞͙̞͓̼̖̯̹̘̐͒̓͑̐̓̈̒̍͂̾̓͊̈́̚̚̚͝ͅͅR̵̨̧̨̨̡̧̯̮̙͖̣̺̗͕̱̺̜͇̻͙̲̠̳̣̖͙͈̘̠̬̠͓͓͍̰̥̰͉͔̪͚̻̤͙͙̫̎̔͜ͅE̶̢̨̧͚̠͔̤̼̰̘̫̞̹͖̜̦͙͇̤̮̪̺̦̖̠͉̯͎̻̗̜̟̲̱̘͇̦͇̭̭̗͍̺̙̦͚̘̘͓͖̐͊̋̊̂̃̈́̃̍̈͌̅̅̀̿̇͊͌͌̚͝ͅͅͅͅͅ 👁️ ... Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk forward until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[tricycles]

[He! Shrugs! Take that as you will, Dick. Carlos can't confirm or deny either way.]

Hm... [Hand to his chin.] Polly and I can't directly interfere with anything that's happening on Chuuya and Nathan's side, even if we somehow manage to cross over. Your role's a way to, uh, work around that issue. If there's something we need to get done, you're our man.

[unpredicktable]

So, a middleman, basically. [ he's. more fine with that, tbh. ] Alright. What about this place? Is there... any reason we're in a hospital?

[tricycles]

[...

He glances at Polly's corner of the room for a second, expression blank, and then away.]

Yeah, I guess there is. [This one, at least, doesn't sound like he's making An Effort at all.] Did you have another question?

[unpredicktable]

[ hm. bad. but he knows when to back off, so. ]

If I ask who you slept with, you gonna deck me? [ he raises his hands with his palms open immediately ] Joking. [ he tilts his head ] Any message you want to send to Chuuya and Nathan so far?

[tricycles]

[JUST GIVING HIM A LOOK FOR THAT JOKE!! Dick trying to unlock the key to endgame right here and now........]

Nah. Don't worry about that. [He appreciates it, though.] For now, focus on completing your task so we can get back to you with your reward.

[unpredicktable]

Alright. [ oh, actually, yea-- ] I'm guessing I don't want to know what happens if I try to break the "no telling" rule?

[tricycles]

... Right. I wouldn't suggest finding out for yourself at all.

[unpredicktable]

Right. Good thing I know how to keep a secret.

[ ha ha, ]

[tricycles]

Good to know.

[don't get yourself ??????? dick.]

Anything else you want to ask while we're here?

[unpredicktable]

[ he's thinking and so am i. the week is young and my brain is tired ]

... About this? No. [ he thinks he's got the honeypot thing straightforward, but. ] And there's nothing I can ask about this mess that you can answer freely yet, is there?

[tricycles]

[He shakes his head.]

Not now. [Hmm...] With any luck, maybe that'll change later.

[unpredicktable]

So... Try again later? You sound like a magic eight ball. [ he tilts his head ] Well, better than garbled demon noises.

[tricycles]

[........ STARES AT THE CEILING. He's so tired.]

Not because I want to. I don't have a choice in which information I get to share right away.

[unpredicktable]

I know, I know. I'm not complaining. [ i mean. no. he is, a little. ] Not about you, anyway. I can't say I'm the biggest fan of this whole arrangement.

[tricycles]

That makes the two of us.

[unpredicktable]

... Yeah, I know.

[ if someone has gotten the raw end of the deal here it's, uh, carlos, who got fuckin melted alive after being ripped apart by demons ]

[tricycles]

[... It's fine.

He's quiet for a second, before carrying on like nothing happened.]

So, you're sure that's all the questions you got? If you remember there was something else you wanted to ask later, you know it won't come for free.

[He'll have to take a pic of Dick Jr. :(]

[unpredicktable]

[ please don't remind him ]

Think I'm good for now. There's not a lot you can freely tell me yet, and I don't have enough info to ask the right questions, either.

[ and he, like, gets his role, so ]