thot and die. (
fullthottle) wrote2019-09-07 01:06 am
HONEYPOT: DICK
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HONEYPOT
On Monday afternoon, Dick's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions.
They read as such:
1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides.A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing.
RISE AND SHINE, HONEYPOT 🍯💋🍆😩 WE HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A 🐝UTIFUL DAY! ☀️ IT'S TIME TO GET UP ☝️ GET DOWN 👇 GET FISTED 👊 TAKE A CUTE SELFIE 📷 AND LIVE YOUR BEST HO LIFE!!!!!!! 🍑 YOU'LL BE MEETING WITH TWO SUPER DUPER SPECIAL PEOPLE TODAY 😍 ARE YOU READY?? 💦💦💦💦💦💦 🐝CAUSE W̶̨̝̭̠̤͖̺͇̙̮̰̖̓́̈́E̷͍̾̓̔͠ 🚪 A̶̢̧̧̧̨̢̛̠̤̜̫̟̗̹̫͎̣͎͓̯̳̗̝̳͓̼̝͚͙͚̮̙͖̗̖̻̟͉̣̠̲̙̞͈̰̞̜̤̥̬͚̞͙̞͓̼̖̯̹̘̐͒̓͑̐̓̈̒̍͂̾̓͊̈́̚̚̚͝ͅͅR̵̨̧̨̨̡̧̯̮̙͖̣̺̗͕̱̺̜͇̻͙̲̠̳̣̖͙͈̘̠̬̠͓͓͍̰̥̰͉͔̪͚̻̤͙͙̫̎̔͜ͅE̶̢̨̧͚̠͔̤̼̰̘̫̞̹͖̜̦͙͇̤̮̪̺̦̖̠͉̯͎̻̗̜̟̲̱̘͇̦͇̭̭̗͍̺̙̦͚̘̘͓͖̐͊̋̊̂̃̈́̃̍̈͌̅̅̀̿̇͊͌͌̚͝ͅͅͅͅͅ 👁️
It is there that they will find a familiar face... |

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[gently pulls out the little ink tube and hands it back to him THAT'S NOT HIS PEN TO BREAK DICK GRAYSON]
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We'll figure it out. We have so far.
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He's quiet for a long moment either way. Long enough that Dick might wonder if NPC machine broke? But—]
... It's okay if you don't.
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... Not sure what it is about me that makes you think I'd ever accept that as a possibility.
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[That just makes Carlos look super fucking sad though, even though he's trying for a smile here. He'll reach over to put a hand on his shoulder.]
You're a good guy, Dick. Do me a favor and make sure our friends don't do anything stupid this week, alright?
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Of course. But... it's them we're talking about. Any chance you could be more specific about what stupid thing I should be on the look out for?
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[it's! fine!]
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[the ship will keep them safe from any injuries, at least... thanks, ship.]
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I'll do my best to keep everyone safe-- and that's not even a lie. But I've also been trying to do just that for the past six weeks. You didn't have to ask.