HONEYPOT: DICK

[fullthottle]

HONEYPOT On Monday afternoon, Dick's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides. 2. The specifics of this task will VARY FROM WEEK TO WEEK, and there's no guarantee that any two tasks will be the same. 3. You MUST COMPLETE THIS TASK BEFORE THE DAY OF THE TRIAL, regardless of what it entails. 4. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not OFFER THE INFORMATION FREELY to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. RISE AND SHINE, HONEYPOT 🍯💋🍆😩 WE HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A 🐝UTIFUL DAY! ☀️ IT'S TIME TO GET UP ☝️ GET DOWN 👇 GET FISTED 👊 TAKE A CUTE SELFIE 📷 AND LIVE YOUR BEST HO LIFE!!!!!!! 🍑 YOU'LL BE MEETING WITH TWO SUPER DUPER SPECIAL PEOPLE TODAY 😍 ARE YOU READY?? 💦💦💦💦💦💦 🐝CAUSE W̶̨̝̭̠̤͖̺͇̙̮̰̖̓́̈́E̷͍̾̓̔͠ 🚪 A̶̢̧̧̧̨̢̛̠̤̜̫̟̗̹̫͎̣͎͓̯̳̗̝̳͓̼̝͚͙͚̮̙͖̗̖̻̟͉̣̠̲̙̞͈̰̞̜̤̥̬͚̞͙̞͓̼̖̯̹̘̐͒̓͑̐̓̈̒̍͂̾̓͊̈́̚̚̚͝ͅͅR̵̨̧̨̨̡̧̯̮̙͖̣̺̗͕̱̺̜͇̻͙̲̠̳̣̖͙͈̘̠̬̠͓͓͍̰̥̰͉͔̪͚̻̤͙͙̫̎̔͜ͅE̶̢̨̧͚̠͔̤̼̰̘̫̞̹͖̜̦͙͇̤̮̪̺̦̖̠͉̯͎̻̗̜̟̲̱̘͇̦͇̭̭̗͍̺̙̦͚̘̘͓͖̐͊̋̊̂̃̈́̃̍̈͌̅̅̀̿̇͊͌͌̚͝ͅͅͅͅͅ 👁️ ... Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk forward until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[unpredicktable]

[ hrm. ]

So how's the actual other side, then?

1/2

[yaaaasss]

Oh, it's
-̨͖͙͕̪̳̘̟̣̝̹͍̤͕̒́ͧ̾ͣͭ̑͐̓̔̆̚͟͟͞-̶̮̖͖̰͎̥̭̻̝̰̩͉̈͐̈̍̍ͫͨ͋̉̔̂ͯ̓ͦ͟͡͠ͅ-͗̏̊̌̉̇̒̓ͭ̒̄͛ͭ͋́͜͟͢͏͍̜͈͍͔̜̗͈̠̩̝̘̯̘̝͉͕̼͔-̶̧͖̮͍̼̰̱̤̦̫̇̑ͩ̌ͪ͑̒̅͂̂̎ͫ͐̀͘͝-̵̧ͧ̑ͦ͒ͤ̓̉̽͑̓̎ͯ̊̈́̆҉̨̼͎̹͚͠-̶̗̗̫̟͓̱̻̗͚̖͍̺̩͍̫͕͓̝̋̀͆̔̅̑̇̆̌̽͑ͤ̓̋̓̌̚̕͢͡-ͨͯ̾ͦ̉͢҉͈̝̟͈̙̀͟͝-̶̢͕͉̪̫̫͕̭̃̍̈́-̴̙̺͍͎̟̥̈̏̉̋̃̌ͥͤͤ͜͝-̷̧̣̜̼͍͎̰̟̞̪̟͔ͩ͒͐͆ͩ̆ͧ-̅͒̀ͤ̒̃̂̈̈̑ͥ̿͛͊̉̅͏͓͍̝̤͟͝-̨̧̤̻͍̹͈̼̹͑͑̾̊ͮ͠͞-̨̡͍͇̱̥̟̭̮͇̳͖͍̖̱̘̻̃ͯ̎ͩ̏͌́̒̅ͦ̒͆ͭ͡͞-̴̐̇͂̃͂͜҉̙̞͖̜͉̻͚̣̠̬̝ͅͅͅ!

[yaaaasss]

OH, COME ON. I wasn't even saying anything that important!!

[unpredicktable]

[ dick tries very hard to not look Too amused by this ]

So, secret, but you guys seem ... fine, at least.

[yaaaasss]

We're okay, but yesterday really sucked.

[unpredicktable]

[ he doesn't say "and whose fault is that", but the look on his face kinda says it from him, mask or not. but he sighs ]

... Yeah, it did. [ and it's gonna suck when they have to do it to other people, so that's just neat ] Is it going to be like that even when they're... actually possessed?

[yaaaasss]

I don't thiiiink so? Like the instructions said, it goes bad if you do it to someone who isn't possessed. That's what the dagger was for. So, it'll probably be okay if they actually are?

[unpredicktable]

Probably. Great. [ it's a bit dry ] So we've got a few reasons not to mess it up.

[yaaaasss]

Yeeeeah, probably best if you don't.

[unpredicktable]

Good thing I wasn't planning to.

[ ... ]

That rule update, about every Friday. Is that accurate?

[yaaaasss]

...yeah.

[there is a look of intense guilt on her face]

The book didn't say they were gonna be violent... just sexy. I didn't think it would be like this, but this is how it is now.

I'm sorry.

[unpredicktable]

You had to kill people to get them to show up! You really want to pretend you were thinking anything at all?

[ he is really not that swayed by the guilt or apology! in fact, it seems to make him more angry! wow! a shock. dick wet blanket on murder grayson, errybody ]

Look. It's done. And I can't pretend like the chances aren't high that you winding up with that book and those doors being unlocked was more than just a "lucky" convenience. But are you really sorry this is happening, or are you just sorry all you got were consequences with no rewards?

[yaaaasss]

I wasn't thinking. We do shit like this all the time back home, and it turns out okay most of the time.

[monster prom is wild]

...I'm sorry you guys are having to deal with it. I'm used to this stuff; you aren't. That's unfair.

[unpredicktable]

[ monster prom is a trip

dick's morality is not, it is a very stupid strict line and he looks a widdle thunderous still ]

You killed three people and put nearly thirty more in mortal danger. I'd say it's a little past unfair. [ Grayson plz we have to interact with this mod character still why are you like this. he shakes his head ] Make no mistakes, I'm willing to work with you because I don't have a choice, but that's all it is.

[yaaaasss]

Yeah, yeah, I get it, I fucked up. I've said so, you've said so, EVERYONE has said so.

[Beating a dead horse at this point, Grayson.]

You've made yourself totally clear. Do you have any questions for me, or are you just going to spend this whole time lecturing me about how much I suck?

[unpredicktable]

Yeah, who would've thought there would be consequences for your actions after you murdered people.

[ it is cLEARLY very tempting to him to keep lecturing, but he does. have a question. ]

I know Nathan has his whole... ghost talk thing. Do either you or Carlos have some kind of special skill on the "other side", too?

1/2

[yaaaasss]

Oh, yeah. Carlos can -҉̪̦͠-̫̭̙̻̝̬-̶̳͓̬̻-҉̬͍̰̤̖̯-̨̼͈͔̖͢-̹́̕͜-̟̤͜͜-͉͉͓̟̦̱̕-̶̦̣͎͚̭-͙͇̗̠̗ͅ-̢̛͈͉͟-̸̺̻͉͇-̨̭̣-̖͚̙̦̬͉͢-҉̡͖̼̜͘-̡̟̦̩ͅ-҉͏̤̣͉̜͈̝̹ͅ-̷̦͉͇͘͢-̛̯̬̘̖̜͚̻-̴̮̭̰͉̫̙͎͡-̙̟̮͙̫͘-̢͍̼̦͇̫̖̫̭͘͞-̸͘͏̟--

...seriously? UGHHHH. LET ME TALK.

2/2

[yaaaasss]

Maybe I'm just not supposed to doxx him. Well, I can -͎͇̝͟-͚͎̬̲̫̩̘-̡̪̞̱̪͍̞-͎̮͕͉̟̦̫́͝ͅ-̢̖̪͞-̻̬̯̻̟͇̼̣͘-̴̶̺͇͉-͕̯̫̬͔-̷̟͙̺̬͚̪̦̙-͚͕͎̘͓-̝̣͞-̸̠̮̻͓͚̩̟͘͞-̴͕̭̳̮-̵̧̣̥͇̱̭-̼̦͍̺̠̣̀͡-̰͓̖̝̲-̞̣̀͢-͔̱̻͓̜̦̜̦-̷͙̮̖͈̮̹̪͇-̗̬̲̬͔̱͜-̴̳͔͖͈͟-͓̳̱͖ͅ-̲̖͔͙̗́͟

OH, COME THE FUCK ON.

[unpredicktable]

[

well polly suffering is mildly enjoyable, so his lips quirk up a bit, even if this is also annoying for him personally. but. whatever; ]

So, yes, but it'll have to stay a mystery as to what it is for now. Good to know.

[yaaaasss]

Yeah, I guess.

[UGH!]