thot and die. (
fullthottle) wrote2019-09-07 01:06 am
HONEYPOT: DICK
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HONEYPOT
On Monday afternoon, Dick's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions.
They read as such:
1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides.A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing.
RISE AND SHINE, HONEYPOT 🍯💋🍆😩 WE HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A 🐝UTIFUL DAY! ☀️ IT'S TIME TO GET UP ☝️ GET DOWN 👇 GET FISTED 👊 TAKE A CUTE SELFIE 📷 AND LIVE YOUR BEST HO LIFE!!!!!!! 🍑 YOU'LL BE MEETING WITH TWO SUPER DUPER SPECIAL PEOPLE TODAY 😍 ARE YOU READY?? 💦💦💦💦💦💦 🐝CAUSE W̶̨̝̭̠̤͖̺͇̙̮̰̖̓́̈́E̷͍̾̓̔͠ 🚪 A̶̢̧̧̧̨̢̛̠̤̜̫̟̗̹̫͎̣͎͓̯̳̗̝̳͓̼̝͚͙͚̮̙͖̗̖̻̟͉̣̠̲̙̞͈̰̞̜̤̥̬͚̞͙̞͓̼̖̯̹̘̐͒̓͑̐̓̈̒̍͂̾̓͊̈́̚̚̚͝ͅͅR̵̨̧̨̨̡̧̯̮̙͖̣̺̗͕̱̺̜͇̻͙̲̠̳̣̖͙͈̘̠̬̠͓͓͍̰̥̰͉͔̪͚̻̤͙͙̫̎̔͜ͅE̶̢̨̧͚̠͔̤̼̰̘̫̞̹͖̜̦͙͇̤̮̪̺̦̖̠͉̯͎̻̗̜̟̲̱̘͇̦͇̭̭̗͍̺̙̦͚̘̘͓͖̐͊̋̊̂̃̈́̃̍̈͌̅̅̀̿̇͊͌͌̚͝ͅͅͅͅͅ 👁️
It is there that they will find a familiar face... |

WEEK 2
TALK TO POLLY
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[ let's. start that off ]
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[hm.]
One of 'em turned the bathroom into a law office once!
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[ to fight crime, mainly, but also. why would you... in a bathroom... ]
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[ he looks amused ]
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Alright. Prompto and Monika, are they... Did they make it alright?
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TALK TO CARLOS
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Please tell me you can tell me something about this that isn't just "it's a bookmark".
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After a moment of hesitance:]
... I might be able to tell you something about it, yeah.
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[ dick is so tired. why are ghost censors a thing ]
Is it relevant to our little demon friend?
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I know, I know. I'm sorry.
[He's tired, too. This sucks...!!]
Like I said, I might be able to tell you something about it. But there's... There's a catch.
[The last part is said like he's pulling teeth. It's fine.]
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The sex thing again?
[ sorry your honeypot is a ho, carlos ]
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Ah, so you've been talking to one of the others.
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[ dick, that's cheating. anyway-- ]
I don't mind doing whatever you need, but does it have to be... here?
[ they're in a school bathroom with polly in the room ]
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—What the hell, Dick?
[They're in a school bathroom and Polly is! Right! There!]
Of course not! [DICK.] Finish your task first and keep thinking about the bookmark. If you still need whatever information I can give you by then... use the app to request a meeting with me. I'm not letting you do this in a school bathroom.
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i mean, there's a relieved sigh, but :T
don't gotta yell at him :T and phrase it like that :T :T he raises his hands up in surrender after the sigh ]
Okay, okay, sorry! With this place, I kinda have to check. It's not like I was thrilled by the prospect, either. [ polly is... right there... but the implication is that he'd. he'd have done it if he had to, so let's not go there. ] Does that mean I could maybe figure out what the bookmark's for if I finish my new task?
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TASK
[Please respond to this comment once Dick has PC'd with at least five character he's not particularly close to! To receive the reward, respond no later than 11:59 PM EST on Friday.]
TASK REPORT
Shiraishi
gold Chuuya
Illumi
Tamamo
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Additionally, he will find a folded piece of paper in his hand. When he takes a look inside, he will find that it reads:]
THE RUINS HOLD THE KEY