HONEYPOT: DICK

[fullthottle]

HONEYPOT On Monday afternoon, Dick's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides. 2. The specifics of this task will VARY FROM WEEK TO WEEK, and there's no guarantee that any two tasks will be the same. 3. You MUST COMPLETE THIS TASK BEFORE THE DAY OF THE TRIAL, regardless of what it entails. 4. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not OFFER THE INFORMATION FREELY to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. RISE AND SHINE, HONEYPOT 🍯💋🍆😩 WE HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A 🐝UTIFUL DAY! ☀️ IT'S TIME TO GET UP ☝️ GET DOWN 👇 GET FISTED 👊 TAKE A CUTE SELFIE 📷 AND LIVE YOUR BEST HO LIFE!!!!!!! 🍑 YOU'LL BE MEETING WITH TWO SUPER DUPER SPECIAL PEOPLE TODAY 😍 ARE YOU READY?? 💦💦💦💦💦💦 🐝CAUSE W̶̨̝̭̠̤͖̺͇̙̮̰̖̓́̈́E̷͍̾̓̔͠ 🚪 A̶̢̧̧̧̨̢̛̠̤̜̫̟̗̹̫͎̣͎͓̯̳̗̝̳͓̼̝͚͙͚̮̙͖̗̖̻̟͉̣̠̲̙̞͈̰̞̜̤̥̬͚̞͙̞͓̼̖̯̹̘̐͒̓͑̐̓̈̒̍͂̾̓͊̈́̚̚̚͝ͅͅR̵̨̧̨̨̡̧̯̮̙͖̣̺̗͕̱̺̜͇̻͙̲̠̳̣̖͙͈̘̠̬̠͓͓͍̰̥̰͉͔̪͚̻̤͙͙̫̎̔͜ͅE̶̢̨̧͚̠͔̤̼̰̘̫̞̹͖̜̦͙͇̤̮̪̺̦̖̠͉̯͎̻̗̜̟̲̱̘͇̦͇̭̭̗͍̺̙̦͚̘̘͓͖̐͊̋̊̂̃̈́̃̍̈͌̅̅̀̿̇͊͌͌̚͝ͅͅͅͅͅ 👁️ ... Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk forward until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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WEEK THREE

[fullthottle]

[Welcome back to the hospital, Dick! Once again, the sound of the heart monitor will be his guide. He will find Polly and Carlos inside the only unlocked door in the corridor.]

TALK TO CARLOS

[tricycles]

[Carlos looks concerned when he spots Dick, but there is going to be a tiny attempt not to make this utterly depressing. Kind of. It sounds like he's aiming for teasing when he addresses him, but.]

So... Think we'll get into another argument if I ask how you're feeling?

[Dick and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Sunday.]

[unpredicktable]

[ dick does manage a smile at the sort of tease, at least ]

Not so long as you don't hold it against me if I say I'm dealing with it. [ and he is! because! it's a new day and it's time to concentrate once more on The Mission :) what's a feeling ] Anything new from your side this week?

[tricycles]

So long as you don't hold it against me if I worry anyway.

[Please work through your trauma by actually talking about it, Dick Grayson. Either way... he shrugs.]

Depends on what you mean by "new."

[unpredicktable]

Guess I'll just have to learn to live with it.

[ absolutely not, no such thing as healthily dealing with trauma. he frowns a bit at that ]

Should I say "Anything I should know about"?

[tricycles]

[Binch.

There is a long, long pause between Dick reworking his question and Carlos providing an answer. But, ultimately—]

Escha's fine.

[This is a very liberal definition of "Anything Dick should know about."]

[unpredicktable]

[ tHANKS CARLOS HE'S SAD AND GLAD NOW

HE'S

SLAD ]

That's-- [ he droops, a little, looking at the floor ] ... That's good. Thank you.

[tricycles]

[APRHO WEEK IS OVER so Carlos is just. Going to reach over to part his shoulder now. There, there.]

Polly and I are keeping an eye on things, so... She's in good hands. I promise.

[unpredicktable]

[ thank GOD aphro week is over. ]

... She can take care of herself. [ as she's proven, really-- a lot better than anyone else here took care of her! ha ha! bad. ] But thanks.

[ anyway onto leSS SADS-- im gonna assume dick was too distracted by banging thursday to show him the new thing, so he takes out the note about the key in the ruins etc ]

Anything you can tell me about those ruins? Besides that the new ones that pop up are based on who inhabits that island.

[ he's learning things, ]

[tricycles]

[He glances at the note with some familiarity, but otherwise—]

I think you just brought up the only thing I could have told you.

[unpredicktable]

Should I be smug or disappointed? [ jk he's disappointed. but-- ] That's true even without other... stuff, then?

[


the sex ]

[tricycles]

Neither. Anyone with eyes could have told you based on when they show up. And I can't say if you're right, either.

[He won't elaborate, though. So, big shrug.]

There's stuff I can share after you've had sex with me, but this isn't part of it.

TALK TO POLLY

[yaaaasss]

[Polly, on the other hand, doesn't have the same kind of rapport with Dick as Carlos does. Figuring that expressing any kind of sympathy will probably just piss him off, she keeps her gaze on her feet and keeps her distance.]

...I'll try and answer questions if you want me to, but I'm not gonna make you talk.

[unpredicktable]

[ he looks a bit unsure at her demeanor-- but ends up nodding at her ]

... Thanks. [ he looks away, thinking ] Did anyone come to see you guys? I tried to convince a few people but it got... complicated.

[ and then he got distracted by like a million things and it got hard to keep track of so like oops ]

[yaaaasss]

Less people came to see me than the others, but uh, no one is surprised by that.

[unpredicktable]

[ well. he can't say otherwise on that, ]

... No, they're not. [ but: ] You still got a few, though. So you can still help out.

[ is this a pep talk or a lecture it sounds like both ]

[yaaaasss]

Yeah, that's the plan, as long as they don't open with WOW POLLY, YOU SUCK AND YOUR TITS ARE SMALL.

[



is she speaking from experience? who knows?]

[unpredicktable]

[ he doesn't want to know. he doesn't want to-- Goddamn it. ]

... Did that really happen?

[yaaaasss]

IT DID AND I HATE IT.

[unpredicktable]

[ okay like dick doesn't like Polly and will forever be an angry baby because, y'know, The Murder Shit, but. B U T. ]

There's no way someone actually tried to have sex with you after saying that.

[ this is such bad sex etiquette he's dying ]

[yaaaasss]

NO! THEY JUST WENT AND INSULTED ME AND THEN LEFT AFTER I THREW -̨̛͞-̯̹̮̯̼̕͜͞--̝͉̣̤͍͕͍̬͉̮̱--̧̨̦̜͉͎͚͉͕̳-̷̧̙͓͔͕́-͖̟̮͚͈̜̼̯̻̀-̝̟̮̲̹̳͟͞ AT THEM. Which they DEFINITELY deserved.

[unpredicktable]

[ hm ]

Do I want to know what got censored?

TASK

[fullthottle]

[As always, his clamshell will receive a notification to remind him of this week's task. It reads:]

get at least 5 people to spend those sweet, sweet sexbucks 🤑

[Respond to this comment once Dick has talked at least five other people into buying shit at the Gift Shop. To receive the reward, you must reply no later than 11:59 PM EST on Friday.]

REPORT

[unpredicktable]

I CAN LINK THE THREADS WHERE HE ASKS IF Y'ALL WANT (beck isnt there yet but eli said shed say yes) BUT:
Junpei
Higekiri
Beck
Nikkari
Kagachi

you ever realize how much of your cr has a name that ends with "i"

REWARD

[fullthottle]

[As always, 1 TOKEN will be added to Dick's Finansex balance.

In addition to this, he will wake up on Thursday morning with two typewritten cards in his hand. They read:]

how are we supposed to believe ANY of this is REALISTIC? WHY WOULD ANYONE JUST KILL RIGHT AWAY. 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

[And:]

why do the dead keep popping up if you kill someone LET THEM STAY DEAD