HONEYPOT: DICK

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HONEYPOT On Monday afternoon, Dick's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides. 2. The specifics of this task will VARY FROM WEEK TO WEEK, and there's no guarantee that any two tasks will be the same. 3. You MUST COMPLETE THIS TASK BEFORE THE DAY OF THE TRIAL, regardless of what it entails. 4. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not OFFER THE INFORMATION FREELY to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. RISE AND SHINE, HONEYPOT 🍯💋🍆😩 WE HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A 🐝UTIFUL DAY! ☀️ IT'S TIME TO GET UP ☝️ GET DOWN 👇 GET FISTED 👊 TAKE A CUTE SELFIE 📷 AND LIVE YOUR BEST HO LIFE!!!!!!! 🍑 YOU'LL BE MEETING WITH TWO SUPER DUPER SPECIAL PEOPLE TODAY 😍 ARE YOU READY?? 💦💦💦💦💦💦 🐝CAUSE W̶̨̝̭̠̤͖̺͇̙̮̰̖̓́̈́E̷͍̾̓̔͠ 🚪 A̶̢̧̧̧̨̢̛̠̤̜̫̟̗̹̫͎̣͎͓̯̳̗̝̳͓̼̝͚͙͚̮̙͖̗̖̻̟͉̣̠̲̙̞͈̰̞̜̤̥̬͚̞͙̞͓̼̖̯̹̘̐͒̓͑̐̓̈̒̍͂̾̓͊̈́̚̚̚͝ͅͅR̵̨̧̨̨̡̧̯̮̙͖̣̺̗͕̱̺̜͇̻͙̲̠̳̣̖͙͈̘̠̬̠͓͓͍̰̥̰͉͔̪͚̻̤͙͙̫̎̔͜ͅE̶̢̨̧͚̠͔̤̼̰̘̫̞̹͖̜̦͙͇̤̮̪̺̦̖̠͉̯͎̻̗̜̟̲̱̘͇̦͇̭̭̗͍̺̙̦͚̘̘͓͖̐͊̋̊̂̃̈́̃̍̈͌̅̅̀̿̇͊͌͌̚͝ͅͅͅͅͅ 👁️ ... Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk forward until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[unpredicktable]

[ DICK HATES THIS BRITTLE LAUGHTER BULLSHIT ]

I've come to learn recently there's a link for everything. So. Maybe.

[tricycles]

[It's fine. He raises his eyebrows at him, before turning back to the wall. Oh, look, another scratch to fill!]

Well, that sounds like something I don't want to ask about.

[unpredicktable]

[ dick, deadpan: ]

Bingo. [ is that an answer or a response to Carlos. mysterious. ] ... Everything alright with you?

[tricycles]

[Doodling some triangle shades,,,]

Yeah, of course. [He's. Fine. Anyway--] Did you have any questions for me this week?

[unpredicktable]

Not unless you can tell me more about the ritual we're supposed to perform in less than a week. Or what information has both of you so rattled.

1/2

[tricycles]

[opens his mouth--]


-̵͈͇̦̟̭̗̌̽͑̐̉̏͐͑̓͘͝ͅ-̴̺̙̗͖̹̳̞̱͍͎̑̍͝-̷̧̛̪̘̺͔̺͎̂̎͐̈́̒̇-̴͙͕͖̭̰̬͛̏̇͊́͌̑͐͘͘͠͝͝-̷͇̲̈́͘-̵͎̗̺͎͓͎͎̘̇̆̈́͝͝-̴̢̢̛̪̙͈͇̟͓͖̦̍͊́͑̿̔͘-̴̢͙̝͍̥̥̗̯̹̈́̓͑͌̎͑̆̿̊̎͝-̴̡͇̹̤̯̈́̀̎͜͝-̴̡͎̯̞̝̺̥̬̖̹͍͒-̴̻̗͠-̶͇̼̳̲̝̦̙̒͆̐̌̏́̐̔̐̌̽̕-̶̨̫̜̱̯͍͈̻̠͒͌-̶̛͕̯͈̅̀̓̒̃̔̃̔͒̅̈́̅̄͠-̶̨̨̪͔̖̲̼͚̹̪̬͈̿̈́̓̓͂̊̉̋͂̓̌̆ͅ-̴̢̩̞̦͗̈́̉̂̑̆̌̀͝͝-̶̻̩͍̜̖͙̤͖͉̞̓̋̉̒̽͗̎́̐͘̚̚͜-̶̡̧̧̲͓̙̳͉̰͎̫͔̼̄̃

[tricycles]

[--AND PRESSES THE SHARPIE SO HARD HE RUINS THE TIP, IG.]

Ughhhhh, this is bullshit!

[unpredicktable]

[ rip the sharpie ... ]

So can I safely say this isn't the normal frustration that comes with being unable to tell us things?

[ this is kinda worrying ]

[tricycles]

-̴͖̰͓͕̓̒̓̈́͂͘-̷̝̹̝̟̟͒͜-̶̛͎͈̞̦̈́́̀̕-̶͎͂̈́͒̔͛̓

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THROWS THE SHARPIE IN THE TRASH!!]

[unpredicktable]

[ hm ]

I don't think art therapy is working out for you. [ maybe he should get a punching bag... still: ] Break another sharpie if I should tell Nikkari to ask the other side?

[ this is worse than twenty questions ]

[tricycles]

... That was the only sharpie I had.

[Everything is fine. Dick's free to interpret that however he wants, though.]

[unpredicktable]

[


gives him a pen ]

[tricycles]

[gently pulls out the little ink tube and hands it back to him THAT'S NOT HIS PEN TO BREAK DICK GRAYSON]

[unpredicktable]

[ HE STOLE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, CARLOS ]

We'll figure it out. We have so far.

[tricycles]

[He's not going to break your stolen pen, Dick Grayson!!!

He's quiet for a long moment either way. Long enough that Dick might wonder if NPC machine broke? But—]

... It's okay if you don't.

[unpredicktable]

[ maybe npc machine broke would be better because this is sending dick's anxiety through the roof ]

... Not sure what it is about me that makes you think I'd ever accept that as a possibility.

[tricycles]

I know you wouldn't.

[That just makes Carlos look super fucking sad though, even though he's trying for a smile here. He'll reach over to put a hand on his shoulder.]

You're a good guy, Dick. Do me a favor and make sure our friends don't do anything stupid this week, alright?

[unpredicktable]

[ carlos is terrible at being reassuring. does he know this. he's awful. ]

Of course. But... it's them we're talking about. Any chance you could be more specific about what stupid thing I should be on the look out for?

[tricycles]

Find a sheet of paper and I'll write a summary of everything you guys did last week.

[it's! fine!]

[unpredicktable]

I... don't think "not breaking into rooms" is something I can make sure everyone does.[ it's fine because the ship will do it for them?? ] Or the... sharing thing. [ which yes maybe wound up more dangerous than junpei or dick thought it's fine they were Fine ]

[tricycles]

You're reasonable. I bet more people would listen to you than you think.

[the ship will keep them safe from any injuries, at least... thanks, ship.]

[unpredicktable]

That... has absolutely not been my experience with this group.

[tricycles]

... You could at least lie and say "sure thing, Carlos, I'll give it my best."

[unpredicktable]

[ he puts a hand on Carlos's shoulder ]

I'll do my best to keep everyone safe-- and that's not even a lie. But I've also been trying to do just that for the past six weeks. You didn't have to ask.