thot and die. (
fullthottle) wrote2019-09-07 01:06 am
HONEYPOT: DICK
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HONEYPOT
On Monday afternoon, Dick's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions.
They read as such:
1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides.A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing.
RISE AND SHINE, HONEYPOT 🍯💋🍆😩 WE HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A 🐝UTIFUL DAY! ☀️ IT'S TIME TO GET UP ☝️ GET DOWN 👇 GET FISTED 👊 TAKE A CUTE SELFIE 📷 AND LIVE YOUR BEST HO LIFE!!!!!!! 🍑 YOU'LL BE MEETING WITH TWO SUPER DUPER SPECIAL PEOPLE TODAY 😍 ARE YOU READY?? 💦💦💦💦💦💦 🐝CAUSE W̶̨̝̭̠̤͖̺͇̙̮̰̖̓́̈́E̷͍̾̓̔͠ 🚪 A̶̢̧̧̧̨̢̛̠̤̜̫̟̗̹̫͎̣͎͓̯̳̗̝̳͓̼̝͚͙͚̮̙͖̗̖̻̟͉̣̠̲̙̞͈̰̞̜̤̥̬͚̞͙̞͓̼̖̯̹̘̐͒̓͑̐̓̈̒̍͂̾̓͊̈́̚̚̚͝ͅͅR̵̨̧̨̨̡̧̯̮̙͖̣̺̗͕̱̺̜͇̻͙̲̠̳̣̖͙͈̘̠̬̠͓͓͍̰̥̰͉͔̪͚̻̤͙͙̫̎̔͜ͅE̶̢̨̧͚̠͔̤̼̰̘̫̞̹͖̜̦͙͇̤̮̪̺̦̖̠͉̯͎̻̗̜̟̲̱̘͇̦͇̭̭̗͍̺̙̦͚̘̘͓͖̐͊̋̊̂̃̈́̃̍̈͌̅̅̀̿̇͊͌͌̚͝ͅͅͅͅͅ 👁️
It is there that they will find a familiar face... |

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[ absolutely not, no such thing as healthily dealing with trauma. he frowns a bit at that ]
Should I say "Anything I should know about"?
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There is a long, long pause between Dick reworking his question and Carlos providing an answer. But, ultimately—]
Escha's fine.
[This is a very liberal definition of "Anything Dick should know about."]
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HE'S
SLAD ]
That's-- [ he droops, a little, looking at the floor ] ... That's good. Thank you.
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Polly and I are keeping an eye on things, so... She's in good hands. I promise.
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... She can take care of herself. [ as she's proven, really-- a lot better than anyone else here took care of her! ha ha! bad. ] But thanks.
[ anyway onto leSS SADS-- im gonna assume dick was too distracted by banging thursday to show him the new thing, so he takes out the note about the key in the ruins etc ]
Anything you can tell me about those ruins? Besides that the new ones that pop up are based on who inhabits that island.
[ he's learning things, ]
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I think you just brought up the only thing I could have told you.
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[
the sex ]
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[He won't elaborate, though. So, big shrug.]
There's stuff I can share after you've had sex with me, but this isn't part of it.
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Because it might be that they show up, but it might also be that they've been there the whole time and people going to the "other dimension" is what lets us see them?
[ it's a thought he's had since he learned of the invisible island.]
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I can't confirm or deny that, either.
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[ he. probably can't even say but dick is TRYIN ]
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You're going to make me feel bad if you keep asking stuff I can't answer.
[Joking! Joking.]
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You should. Between that and the fact you've never got any messages to pass on-- you're starting to make me think you don't like me.
[ he is clearly kidding, and shrugs after it ]
It was worth a shot.