HONEYPOT: DICK

[fullthottle]

HONEYPOT On Monday afternoon, Dick's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides. 2. The specifics of this task will VARY FROM WEEK TO WEEK, and there's no guarantee that any two tasks will be the same. 3. You MUST COMPLETE THIS TASK BEFORE THE DAY OF THE TRIAL, regardless of what it entails. 4. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not OFFER THE INFORMATION FREELY to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. RISE AND SHINE, HONEYPOT 🍯💋🍆😩 WE HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A 🐝UTIFUL DAY! ☀️ IT'S TIME TO GET UP ☝️ GET DOWN 👇 GET FISTED 👊 TAKE A CUTE SELFIE 📷 AND LIVE YOUR BEST HO LIFE!!!!!!! 🍑 YOU'LL BE MEETING WITH TWO SUPER DUPER SPECIAL PEOPLE TODAY 😍 ARE YOU READY?? 💦💦💦💦💦💦 🐝CAUSE W̶̨̝̭̠̤͖̺͇̙̮̰̖̓́̈́E̷͍̾̓̔͠ 🚪 A̶̢̧̧̧̨̢̛̠̤̜̫̟̗̹̫͎̣͎͓̯̳̗̝̳͓̼̝͚͙͚̮̙͖̗̖̻̟͉̣̠̲̙̞͈̰̞̜̤̥̬͚̞͙̞͓̼̖̯̹̘̐͒̓͑̐̓̈̒̍͂̾̓͊̈́̚̚̚͝ͅͅR̵̨̧̨̨̡̧̯̮̙͖̣̺̗͕̱̺̜͇̻͙̲̠̳̣̖͙͈̘̠̬̠͓͓͍̰̥̰͉͔̪͚̻̤͙͙̫̎̔͜ͅE̶̢̨̧͚̠͔̤̼̰̘̫̞̹͖̜̦͙͇̤̮̪̺̦̖̠͉̯͎̻̗̜̟̲̱̘͇̦͇̭̭̗͍̺̙̦͚̘̘͓͖̐͊̋̊̂̃̈́̃̍̈͌̅̅̀̿̇͊͌͌̚͝ͅͅͅͅͅ 👁️ ... Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk forward until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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WEEK ONE

[fullthottle]

[On this week, Dick will find himself walking through a hospital wing. The sound of a steadily beeping heart monitor will be his guide until he reaches the only unlocked door in the corridor. Though there's no one hooked up to it, the heart monitor continues to function as if it were keeping track of someone's vitals...]

TALK TO CARLOS

[tricycles]

[Carlos is sitting on the bed, staring at the heart monitor until he walks in. He looks a little unnerved when he turns to face him. Just for a second.]

... Hey. [Lifting a hand in greeting.] Sorry about the, uh. Rough landing. That wasn't how I wanted it to happen.

[unpredicktable]

[ dick-- shrugs, because his reflex to falling was to do a fuckin flip, so he sort of landed okay, and also because --

well he has BIGGER priorities ]

I don't think there's a lot here that's working out how you wanted it to happen. [ since, y'know, he got melted yesterday. dick's looking around, extremely comfortable because he loves hospitals (no.), before looking back to carlos ] Care to explain... all of this?

[tricycles]

... Heh, I can't deny that.

[Everything? Has been? So much? But he's fine and unmelty now, so... That's in the past now.]

There's a lot to explain. Where do you wanna start?

[unpredicktable]

Let's start with the obvious. [ he takes out his clamshell to show the new app ] What is this whole thing about?

[tricycles]

They [unhappily] picked you to play out some kind of role in this place. Those are your rules, and we're the ones in charge of guiding you.

[unpredicktable]

And who're they? Our mystery ghosts?

[ and, more importantly-- ]

What happens if I don't do the task in the time limit?

[ like he probably fucking will but information is Important ]

[tricycles]

[He nods. Right on the money, unfortunately!]

For this task? Nothing. [Vague and unhelpful, but he's trying.] But we won't be able to reward you if you don't do it.

[unpredicktable]

[ hmmm he hates that. ]

... Implying that that won't always be the case. [ though honestly, working for rewards is. a little. degrading! but he has to ask: ] What kind of reward are we talking about?

[ ugh. gross. otoh this place keeps giving them dildos. he's not working for more dildos. ]

TALK TO POLLY

[yaaaasss]

[Polly, meanwhile, is floating a little ways away and is behaving for once in her life (by which I mean she is refraining from being a poltergeist and fucking around with the heart monitor). She waves cheerfully at Dick.]

Hey, boo!

[unpredicktable]

[

he gives her a bit of a withering look. sorry, someone's still a little buttmad about murders. he is that One Bitch in the party ]

Polly.

[yaaaasss]

[Fair, but:]

Has anyone told you you're super hot when you're mad?

[unpredicktable]

[ yes, actually, but he just pinches the bridge of his nose as if staving off a headache. let's just. fuckin move on ]

Is this the... "other dimension" you two were talking about?

[yaaaasss]

Kiiiinda sorta? It's a place you can't get to unless you're helping us out, but it's not where we were hanging out until just now.

[unpredicktable]

So some kind of... pocket space? [ or a third layer to the dimensions, god, he doesn't know. ] Why a hospital?

[yaaaasss]

Dunno. Doesn't mean anything to me, I've never seen it before.

TASK

[fullthottle]

[After he's done talking to Carlos and Polly, Dick will receive the following notification on his clamshell:]

help five people with their dick/tit pic game 💋🍆

[Please reply here once Dick has helped at least five other characters improve their sexy audience selfie game. You must reply to this comment with a list of who he has helped no later than 11:59 PM EST on Friday.]

[unpredicktable]

[ i'll put a TASK FULFILLED when it's fulfilled for real, this is just his ic reaction to it ]

Seriously.

[tricycles]

[dick is valid and carlos is taking none of the blame for the wording

that's a polly problem!!!]

[unpredicktable]

[ he's staring ]

This is why that app to contact Nathan and Chuuya can only take pictures, isn't it. They're supposed to be...

[ he's so tired ]

[tricycles]

[.................. He looks like he wants to say something, but after a beat, he settles on:]

Right. That's why we need your help. A lot of people won't be able to figure it out on their own.

[unpredicktable]

Because this task is entirely altruistic.

[ hmhm. ]

[tricycles]

I dislike this as much as you do, Dick.

[Why? Is it nudes???]

TASK REPORT

[unpredicktable]

Logy > https://unpredicktable.dreamwidth.org/3315.html?thread=83955#cmt83955 threaded here
Zero > handwaved alongside some thottiness
Kagachi > handwaved so jan doesn't die of embarrassment
Higekiri > https://unpredicktable.dreamwidth.org/635.html?thread=85627#cmt85627 threaded here
Tonbokiri > https://unpredicktable.dreamwidth.org/2152.html?thread=86632#cmt86632 threaded here

BONUS he's also gonna thread it with wei which is https://givethemhell.dreamwidth.org/4491.html here so im an overachiever thank you 💋

REWARD

[fullthottle]

[When Dick wakes up on Thursday morning, he will find that 1 TOKEN has been added to his Finansex balance. Nice!

Additionally, he will find a silver bookmark clutched in his hand. It will smell like saltwater for the first five minutes after he's acquired it, before the scent quickly fades away.]