thot and die. (
fullthottle) wrote2019-09-07 01:06 am
HONEYPOT: DICK
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HONEYPOT
On Monday afternoon, Dick's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions.
They read as such:
1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides.A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing.
RISE AND SHINE, HONEYPOT 🍯💋🍆😩 WE HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A 🐝UTIFUL DAY! ☀️ IT'S TIME TO GET UP ☝️ GET DOWN 👇 GET FISTED 👊 TAKE A CUTE SELFIE 📷 AND LIVE YOUR BEST HO LIFE!!!!!!! 🍑 YOU'LL BE MEETING WITH TWO SUPER DUPER SPECIAL PEOPLE TODAY 😍 ARE YOU READY?? 💦💦💦💦💦💦 🐝CAUSE W̶̨̝̭̠̤͖̺͇̙̮̰̖̓́̈́E̷͍̾̓̔͠ 🚪 A̶̢̧̧̧̨̢̛̠̤̜̫̟̗̹̫͎̣͎͓̯̳̗̝̳͓̼̝͚͙͚̮̙͖̗̖̻̟͉̣̠̲̙̞͈̰̞̜̤̥̬͚̞͙̞͓̼̖̯̹̘̐͒̓͑̐̓̈̒̍͂̾̓͊̈́̚̚̚͝ͅͅR̵̨̧̨̨̡̧̯̮̙͖̣̺̗͕̱̺̜͇̻͙̲̠̳̣̖͙͈̘̠̬̠͓͓͍̰̥̰͉͔̪͚̻̤͙͙̫̎̔͜ͅE̶̢̨̧͚̠͔̤̼̰̘̫̞̹͖̜̦͙͇̤̮̪̺̦̖̠͉̯͎̻̗̜̟̲̱̘͇̦͇̭̭̗͍̺̙̦͚̘̘͓͖̐͊̋̊̂̃̈́̃̍̈͌̅̅̀̿̇͊͌͌̚͝ͅͅͅͅͅ 👁️
It is there that they will find a familiar face... |

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[there is a look of intense guilt on her face]
The book didn't say they were gonna be violent... just sexy. I didn't think it would be like this, but this is how it is now.
I'm sorry.
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[ he is really not that swayed by the guilt or apology! in fact, it seems to make him more angry! wow! a shock. dick wet blanket on murder grayson, errybody ]
Look. It's done. And I can't pretend like the chances aren't high that you winding up with that book and those doors being unlocked was more than just a "lucky" convenience. But are you really sorry this is happening, or are you just sorry all you got were consequences with no rewards?
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[monster prom is wild]
...I'm sorry you guys are having to deal with it. I'm used to this stuff; you aren't. That's unfair.
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dick's morality is not, it is a very stupid strict line and he looks a widdle thunderous still ]
You killed three people and put nearly thirty more in mortal danger. I'd say it's a little past unfair. [ Grayson plz we have to interact with this mod character still why are you like this. he shakes his head ] Make no mistakes, I'm willing to work with you because I don't have a choice, but that's all it is.
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[Beating a dead horse at this point, Grayson.]
You've made yourself totally clear. Do you have any questions for me, or are you just going to spend this whole time lecturing me about how much I suck?
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[ it is cLEARLY very tempting to him to keep lecturing, but he does. have a question. ]
I know Nathan has his whole... ghost talk thing. Do either you or Carlos have some kind of special skill on the "other side", too?
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...seriously? UGHHHH. LET ME TALK.
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OH, COME THE FUCK ON.
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well polly suffering is mildly enjoyable, so his lips quirk up a bit, even if this is also annoying for him personally. but. whatever; ]
So, yes, but it'll have to stay a mystery as to what it is for now. Good to know.
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[UGH!]