fullthottle | HONEYPOT: DICK

HONEYPOT

On Monday afternoon, Dick's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions.

They read as such:

1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides.
2. The specifics of this task will VARY FROM WEEK TO WEEK, and there's no guarantee that any two tasks will be the same.
3. You MUST COMPLETE THIS TASK BEFORE THE DAY OF THE TRIAL, regardless of what it entails.
4. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not OFFER THE INFORMATION FREELY to others.

A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing.

RISE AND SHINE, HONEYPOT 🍯💋🍆😩 WE HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A 🐝UTIFUL DAY! ☀️ IT'S TIME TO GET UP ☝️ GET DOWN 👇 GET FISTED 👊 TAKE A CUTE SELFIE 📷 AND LIVE YOUR BEST HO LIFE!!!!!!! 🍑 YOU'LL BE MEETING WITH TWO SUPER DUPER SPECIAL PEOPLE TODAY 😍 ARE YOU READY?? 💦💦💦💦💦💦 🐝CAUSE W̶̨̝̭̠̤͖̺͇̙̮̰̖̓́̈́E̷͍̾̓̔͠ 🚪 A̶̢̧̧̧̨̢̛̠̤̜̫̟̗̹̫͎̣͎͓̯̳̗̝̳͓̼̝͚͙͚̮̙͖̗̖̻̟͉̣̠̲̙̞͈̰̞̜̤̥̬͚̞͙̞͓̼̖̯̹̘̐͒̓͑̐̓̈̒̍͂̾̓͊̈́̚̚̚͝ͅͅR̵̨̧̨̨̡̧̯̮̙͖̣̺̗͕̱̺̜͇̻͙̲̠̳̣̖͙͈̘̠̬̠͓͓͍̰̥̰͉͔̪͚̻̤͙͙̫̎̔͜ͅE̶̢̨̧͚̠͔̤̼̰̘̫̞̹͖̜̦͙͇̤̮̪̺̦̖̠͉̯͎̻̗̜̟̲̱̘͇̦͇̭̭̗͍̺̙̦͚̘̘͓͖̐͊̋̊̂̃̈́̃̍̈͌̅̅̀̿̇͊͌͌̚͝ͅͅͅͅͅ 👁️

... Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk forward until they reach their destination.

It is there that they will find a familiar face...

FULL NAVIGATION.
locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences
gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

When I used to cut class, I just left school.

[ to fight crime, mainly, but also. why would you... in a bathroom... ]

It's more fun to ditch classes right under their nose. Like, haha, screw you, we didn't even leave campus and you still can't catch us!

Uh-huh... You guys didn't have anywhere else to go, did you?

[ he looks amused ]

Oh, we had plenty of places to go. [monsters just really like hanging out in bathrooms I GUESS.]

[ dick has Skepticism but. lets it. go. ]

Alright. Prompto and Monika, are they... Did they make it alright?

It's like Carlos said! Everyone's fiiiine.

[ i dont REMEMBER what i ASKED ]

Just... making sure. [ also he doesn't say fine except for the trauma since he figures. ghost. she won't. she won't get it ] Speaking of things he said-- why would you need me to play messenger if you guys can still talk to each other?

[insert a bunch of zalgo text here bc my computer is lagging and i can't get the site to load]

That's why. There's things we can't say. Plus, this way we you can get rewarded for doing stuff, which should end up helping you in the long run.

[ but they say zalgo text to him all the time anyway????? ]

I'm not saying I mind. Is there anything I should share this week?

What you should or shouldn't say is up to you. We're already kind of toeing the line by helping you interfere.

[ deadpan; ]

To Chuuya and Nathan. Do you have a message?

Yeah, tell Chuuya to stop being frigid and sleep with me already.

[i'm sorry.]

I think he's got enough offers without having to go for the girl who murdered him.

[ i'm also sorry ]

You asked what my message was. That's it.

I'm not telling him to sleep with you.

Don't be such a cockblocker!

Don't murder people if you want to sleep with them!

Some people are INTO that. Getting murdered for sex is how I died the first time!

[ this is probably the least surprising thing dick has ever heard about polly

which is why his reply is stupid: ]

You don't-- you don't spring murder kinks on people!

People spring kinks on me all the time!! ...or they used to, anyway.

[ uh ]

... You know that's kind of messed up, right?

Is it? I ended up having fun in the end though.

[monster prom morality makes my brain hurt, zia]

[ yikes! you know what! dick doesn't have time to unpack all of that. hopefully there are some ghost therapists in monster prom, dick is not qualified for that. ]

... Right... point being, not everyone is like that. It's common courtesy to ask.

Oh.

[Oh. Welp. Too bad she does not have a time machine.]

[ just. sighs. ]

At least you can say you've learned a few things in this place. [ a beat ] This-- boat. Not. Your school's bathroom.

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yaaaasss - 2019-10-28 15:08 (UTC) - Expand