thot and die. (
fullthottle) wrote2019-09-07 01:06 am
HONEYPOT: DICK
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HONEYPOT
On Monday afternoon, Dick's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions.
They read as such:
1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides.A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing.
RISE AND SHINE, HONEYPOT 🍯💋🍆😩 WE HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A 🐝UTIFUL DAY! ☀️ IT'S TIME TO GET UP ☝️ GET DOWN 👇 GET FISTED 👊 TAKE A CUTE SELFIE 📷 AND LIVE YOUR BEST HO LIFE!!!!!!! 🍑 YOU'LL BE MEETING WITH TWO SUPER DUPER SPECIAL PEOPLE TODAY 😍 ARE YOU READY?? 💦💦💦💦💦💦 🐝CAUSE W̶̨̝̭̠̤͖̺͇̙̮̰̖̓́̈́E̷͍̾̓̔͠ 🚪 A̶̢̧̧̧̨̢̛̠̤̜̫̟̗̹̫͎̣͎͓̯̳̗̝̳͓̼̝͚͙͚̮̙͖̗̖̻̟͉̣̠̲̙̞͈̰̞̜̤̥̬͚̞͙̞͓̼̖̯̹̘̐͒̓͑̐̓̈̒̍͂̾̓͊̈́̚̚̚͝ͅͅR̵̨̧̨̨̡̧̯̮̙͖̣̺̗͕̱̺̜͇̻͙̲̠̳̣̖͙͈̘̠̬̠͓͓͍̰̥̰͉͔̪͚̻̤͙͙̫̎̔͜ͅE̶̢̨̧͚̠͔̤̼̰̘̫̞̹͖̜̦͙͇̤̮̪̺̦̖̠͉̯͎̻̗̜̟̲̱̘͇̦͇̭̭̗͍̺̙̦͚̘̘͓͖̐͊̋̊̂̃̈́̃̍̈͌̅̅̀̿̇͊͌͌̚͝ͅͅͅͅͅ 👁️
It is there that they will find a familiar face... |

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Nothing to see here.]
Having people worry about you isn't a bad thing. You know that, right?
[More lightly, now that he's not dressing him down. There's an attempt at a smile here.]
Well, when you put it like that... [He huffs out a laugh, humorlessly.] I know I don't sound enthused about the whole thing, but is anyone? [Besides, like. Polly? And Nikkari? Either way...] Just— Going from having no time at all for this to having nothing but time takes some getting used to. But I wouldn't have brought it up if I wanted nothing to do with it.
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Yeah. Yeah, I know.
[ except it means he's obvious with how not well he's coping, and he doesn't want people to worry about him because he's meant to be the hero, and a bunch of other things, but he's not going to linger on that! besides he's busy watching carlos after his declaration with a blank expression, as if gauging him. after a while he nods, as if convinced. ]
... Alright. Then I'll contact you about it later. Once I'm done with my new task, probably.
[ and because this got uncomfortably real! mOVING ON ]
I know what Polly's is-- [ unfortunately. ] but do you have any message to pass on right now?
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[It's a small bathroom! Sound carries! It seems like he's joking, though, judging by his tone and expression.]
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