IC PROFILES.

[fullthottle]

PROFILES Upon first activating their clamshell device, characters will find themselves greeted by several different features within the device. While some of them are inaccessible and only listed as ???, others are more immediately available. Between these currently available options, the characters will find one simply titled as "Thottlr." Tapping on it will reveal sort of dating app that, while void of any features that would allow the user to message other people, contains a profile of each and every individual currently living in the setting. Specifically... There will be a candid photograph of the user on the top screen of the clamshell device, and various tidbits of data displayed on the bottom screen. OOCly, this is the form players will be using. SCHRODINGER'S HOSTS AGE: 18+ HEIGHT & WEIGHT: Diverse SKILLS: Slutting it up ITEM: A memento from home One time we left our souls at the bus stop and we haven't been able to find them since. Have you seen them? We can't get off this bus without them. Thank you. Copy the following text and fill it out as a comment in this post! You can shitpost as hard as you want, but remember that all information posted to the comments will be ICly available even if the characters themselves are unable to edit their profiles. <lj-raw><div style=";margin:0 auto;width:300px;background:#fff;font-family:helvetica,arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;overflow:hidden;box-shadow:1px 1px 2px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.2);align-items:center;justify-content:center;"> <div id="card-head" style="background:#FF1744;background-size:cover;text-align:center;color:#fff;line-height:150%;height:45%;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;"><div style="padding:20px;"> <img src="ICON LINK GOES HERE" style="width:100px;border:5px solid #fff;border-radius:110px;box-shadow:1px 1px 2px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.1);margin-bottom:5px;"><br> <div style="font-size:16px;font-family:arial black,gadget,sans-serif;"> SURNAME (PUT FIRST NAME HERE IF NO SURNAME)</div> FIRST NAME (LEAVE BLANK IF NO SURNAME) </div></div> <div id="card-content" style="background:rgba(0,0,0,0.1);color:#999;line-height:115%;height:45%;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;"><div style="padding:0px;width:100%;"><div style="background:#fff;box-shadow:1px 1px 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.08);"> <div style="padding:7px 8px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);"><b style="color:#FF1744;font-size:10px;text-align:left">AGE:</b> Character's age </div> <div style="padding:7px 8px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);"><b style="color:#FF1744;font-size:10px;">HEIGHT & WEIGHT:</b> Character's height and weight </div> <div style="padding:7px 8px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);"><b style="color:#FF1744;font-size:10px;">SKILLS:</b> Character's skills </div> <div style="padding:7px 8px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);"><b style="color:#FF1744;font-size:10px;">ITEM:</b> The item they'll be bringing with them </div> <div style="padding:7px 8px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,0.1);">Dating profile-esque shit post goes here. </div> </div></div></div> <div id="card-links" style="text-align:center;"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/Wr6gA6i.png" style="opacity:0.8;width:50%;"> </div> </div></lj-raw> FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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[oraculi]

Abernathy

Haymitch

AGE: 42

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'10, 175 pounds

SKILLS: Survival, knife-fighting, drinking

ITEM: A knife

Imagine being a celeb & writing a tweet and within 0.5 seconds someone replies with "CHOKE ME DADDY" no matter what the context of the tweet. That's what it's like when you win the Hunger Games & you're over 30.

[crashout]

TENMYOUJI

JUNPEI

AGE: 22

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'8" / 140lbs

SKILLS: Puzzle-solving, number-crunching, being an escape artist, playing devil's advocate, tapping into the minds of women, search and rescue, flirting at inappropriate times, looking incredibly stupid for someone kind of smart, breaking and entering, daydrinking, nightdrinking, gambling like life depends on it.

ITEM: A Lucky Hand

Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin' scared of him.

[preceptive]

KAGACHI

AGE: ~26

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 175 cm (5'9), the weight of all his past sins

SKILLS: Using swords/spears/scythes/dual blades/chains/shieldcannons/fists/crossbows/pistols/wolves/axes in combat, emotional repression, doing the dirty work, seeing dead people, listening to people's problems, gaining the loyalty of spirits, saving the world without anyone else ever knowing

ITEM: Chrysanthemum

No.

[daifukus]

TONBOKIRI

AGE: 673

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 6’4” & ???lbs / 12.7ft x 15lb

SKILLS: Accidentally cutting dragonflies, swords(spear)manship, Surviving Impossible Odds, keeping his brothers clothes on out of trouble, singing for aruji

ITEM: Tonbokiri the Spear

Ah.... Is something important supposed to go here?

[tricycles]

CARLOS

AGE: 28

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 6" & 178lb

SKILLS: Firefighting, puzzles, thinking on his feet, inspirational speeches, accidentally murdering 6 billion people.

ITEM: A helping hand

Some people call me the space cowboy, some people call me the gangster of love. Nobody calls me Maurice, though, which is too bad because I'm all about the lovey dovey all the time.

[foxweddings]

TAMAMO

AGE: A lady doesn't tell ♥

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5' 2" and :)

SKILLS: Cooking, cleaning, being a wonderful wife to a wonderful husband, dutifully serving my master, cutely twitching my ears and tails, being elegant and refined and beautiful beyond measure, witchcraft, genocide

ITEM: Eightfold Blessing of Amaterasu

An adorably cute caster in the market for the master of my dreams~♥ Nothing more, nothing less.

[warmness]

GRUNE

AGE: she forgot

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 175cm (5'9) & 53kg (117lbs)

SKILLS: hugging, forgetting, taking walks on the beach, time management, impromptu dance numbers, flower collecting, napping

ITEM: an urn

Oh my! This seems fun.

[banzais]

HIGEKIRI

AGE: at least a thousand years…?

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 178 cm (5’10”) & 140 lbs (63.5kg) sounds right…?

SKILLS: discovering uniquely shaped daikon, being en pointe and also on point, cutting off demonic arms, cutting off beards, cutting other swords, forgetting his own supernatural trauma, wielding himself, flexible ;) haha jk, unless….?

ITEM: also Higekiri

Haha! Well, we all have our flaws.

[notaquaman]

YOUNG

NATHAN

AGE: 21

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 6'0" and 141lbs

SKILLS: talking fast and thinking quick, insulting practically anyone including ghosts, making any situation worse, being murdered, being around to witness other murders, being an accessory to murder, covering up said murders

ITEM: a bag full of weed

Ever had sex with a beautiful man who's died six times? I'm here for a good time and a long time.

[unpredicktable]

GRAYSON

RICHARD (DICK)

AGE: 19

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'10", 175lbs

SKILLS: Acrobatics, hacking, being an escape artist, mastery of various martial arts, math, abusing the English language, marksmanship, doing the ninja thing, critical thinking and puzzle solving, extreme parkour, keeping secrets, field medicine, having a very nice ass.

ITEM: Grappling gun

Desperately looking for someone else to lead, if you know what I mean. Hey, why isn't anyone ever just whelmed?

[hegemonstrous]

von Hresvelg

Edelgard

AGE: 23

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'2", 120 lbs

SKILLS: Axe (A+), Heavy Armor (A), Authority (S)

ITEM: Aymr (axe)

Social Aptitude (C+), Character Assessment for Allies (E+), Concealing Secret Plots (E), Crushing the Nobility and Church Beneath Your Fist (B+), Speeches (A)

[givethemhell]

WEI

WUXIAN

AGE: 27

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'10", 141 lbs

SKILLS: Blood magic, snurtle slaying, raising the dead, raising children together with the raised dead, raising radishes on a farm with the children raised by the dead to sell for profit to buy more potatoes, calligraphy.

ITEM: Chenqing

Swipe right for more fun unboxing vids coming soon to your local graveyard!

[uncleanse]

AOE

NIKKARI

AGE: 998

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'5" (167 cm) | aren't secrets fun?

SKILLS: swordsmanship, slaying ghosts, sinning, being able to laugh in any situation, making people uncomfortable without meaning to (most of the time)

ITEM: Nikkari Aoe

smile like you mean it. 🕯

[doublesmall]

NAKAHARA

CHUUYA

AGE: 22

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 160cm, 60kg/ 5'3", 133lbs

SKILLS: Personnel management, paperwork, acquisitions, collecting expensive things, drinking, martial arts, knife fighting, surveillance, murder, destruction, gravity manipulation

ITEM: An extremely expensive bottle of wine

How about we skip the "friends" part and focus on the benefits?

[yaaaasss]

GEIST

POLLY

AGE: 22(?)

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'4", 120 lbs when corporeal

SKILLS: Drinking, doing drugs, and partying with no regards for the consequences, playing pranks, starting food fights, taking food pics, going on Tinder adventures, scoring free drinks with only her breasts, phasing through walls, having lots of sex.

ITEM: A penguin mask

hey boo ... hmu for a good time ;)
🍆 🌮 🍆 🌮 🍆 🌮

[polyapathy]

KATY

AGE: 25

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'7" (175 cm) • 120 lbs. (55 kg)

SKILLS: drinking, fucking, spelling

ITEM: a pack of cigarettes

What kind of dating profile asks for a girl's weight?