thot and die. (
fullthottle) wrote2019-09-07 01:06 am
HONEYPOT: DICK
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HONEYPOT
On Monday afternoon, Dick's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions.
They read as such:
1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides.A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing.
RISE AND SHINE, HONEYPOT 🍯💋🍆😩 WE HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A 🐝UTIFUL DAY! ☀️ IT'S TIME TO GET UP ☝️ GET DOWN 👇 GET FISTED 👊 TAKE A CUTE SELFIE 📷 AND LIVE YOUR BEST HO LIFE!!!!!!! 🍑 YOU'LL BE MEETING WITH TWO SUPER DUPER SPECIAL PEOPLE TODAY 😍 ARE YOU READY?? 💦💦💦💦💦💦 🐝CAUSE W̶̨̝̭̠̤͖̺͇̙̮̰̖̓́̈́E̷͍̾̓̔͠ 🚪 A̶̢̧̧̧̨̢̛̠̤̜̫̟̗̹̫͎̣͎͓̯̳̗̝̳͓̼̝͚͙͚̮̙͖̗̖̻̟͉̣̠̲̙̞͈̰̞̜̤̥̬͚̞͙̞͓̼̖̯̹̘̐͒̓͑̐̓̈̒̍͂̾̓͊̈́̚̚̚͝ͅͅR̵̨̧̨̨̡̧̯̮̙͖̣̺̗͕̱̺̜͇̻͙̲̠̳̣̖͙͈̘̠̬̠͓͓͍̰̥̰͉͔̪͚̻̤͙͙̫̎̔͜ͅE̶̢̨̧͚̠͔̤̼̰̘̫̞̹͖̜̦͙͇̤̮̪̺̦̖̠͉̯͎̻̗̜̟̲̱̘͇̦͇̭̭̗͍̺̙̦͚̘̘͓͖̐͊̋̊̂̃̈́̃̍̈͌̅̅̀̿̇͊͌͌̚͝ͅͅͅͅͅ 👁️
It is there that they will find a familiar face... |

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You guys having fun?
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Haha, yeah... [Mmm.] What do you think? If this guide thing doesn't work out, will Polly and I have a chance at making it as interior decorators?
[No.]
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[ that's a no. ]
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I bet there's a market for that. [...] Or a kink.
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I've come to learn recently there's a link for everything. So. Maybe.
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Well, that sounds like something I don't want to ask about.
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Bingo. [ is that an answer or a response to Carlos. mysterious. ] ... Everything alright with you?
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Yeah, of course. [He's. Fine. Anyway--] Did you have any questions for me this week?
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1/2
-̵͈͇̦̟̭̗̌̽͑̐̉̏͐͑̓͘͝ͅ-̴̺̙̗͖̹̳̞̱͍͎̑̍͝-̷̧̛̪̘̺͔̺͎̂̎͐̈́̒̇-̴͙͕͖̭̰̬͛̏̇͊́͌̑͐͘͘͠͝͝-̷͇̲̈́͘-̵͎̗̺͎͓͎͎̘̇̆̈́͝͝-̴̢̢̛̪̙͈͇̟͓͖̦̍͊́͑̿̔͘-̴̢͙̝͍̥̥̗̯̹̈́̓͑͌̎͑̆̿̊̎͝-̴̡͇̹̤̯̈́̀̎͜͝-̴̡͎̯̞̝̺̥̬̖̹͍͒-̴̻̗͠-̶͇̼̳̲̝̦̙̒͆̐̌̏́̐̔̐̌̽̕-̶̨̫̜̱̯͍͈̻̠͒͌-̶̛͕̯͈̅̀̓̒̃̔̃̔͒̅̈́̅̄͠-̶̨̨̪͔̖̲̼͚̹̪̬͈̿̈́̓̓͂̊̉̋͂̓̌̆ͅ-̴̢̩̞̦͗̈́̉̂̑̆̌̀͝͝-̶̻̩͍̜̖͙̤͖͉̞̓̋̉̒̽͗̎́̐͘̚̚͜-̶̡̧̧̲͓̙̳͉̰͎̫͔̼̄̃
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Ughhhhh, this is bullshit!
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So can I safely say this isn't the normal frustration that comes with being unable to tell us things?
[ this is kinda worrying ]
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[
THROWS THE SHARPIE IN THE TRASH!!]
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I don't think art therapy is working out for you. [ maybe he should get a punching bag... still: ] Break another sharpie if I should tell Nikkari to ask the other side?
[ this is worse than twenty questions ]
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[Everything is fine. Dick's free to interpret that however he wants, though.]
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gives him a pen ]
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[gently pulls out the little ink tube and hands it back to him THAT'S NOT HIS PEN TO BREAK DICK GRAYSON]
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We'll figure it out. We have so far.
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There totally is! I've fucked someone with that kink.
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[NOTHING SURPRISES HIM ANYMORE.]
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[fingerguns at him]
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he laughs because
UNFORTUNATELY
she's grown on him.
terrible.]
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See, you think I'm funny after all!
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