DOXXERS: TAAKO, JUNPEI, HAYMITCH, KAGACHI

[fullthottle]

DOXXERS On Tuesday afternoon, all four of their clamshells will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated once again. There's one more rule in their list now, though everything on this page remains unreadable to others... The new rule is: 5. You must remember that you SHARE A COMMON GOAL. The notification will pop up once again-- guess updates are just like this! RISE AND 👀SPY👀 DOXXXER 👅💦 TIME 2️⃣ RISE 🍆 TO THE OCCASION 🥳🥳 AND 📷 DOXX 📷 UR FELLOW THOTS 🍑♥️ UR GONNA BE HARD 😜 AT WORK SO BRING UR D-GAME 🍆🍆🍆 AND LET'S 😚 GET 😉 SNEAKY 👣 !!! TIME ⏰ 2 FIND OUT HOW 💋NAUGHTY💋 A HO CAN GET 👅 As usual, they will be brought to a familiar meeting place with a familiar host-- but this time, something is different. This time they'll realize quickly that they are no longer alone... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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WEEK THREE.

[fullthottle]

CHOICE- TAAKO

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[On one of the office tables, there is a sparkling purple piece of plastic shaped like a dick. It's translucent, and holds a Magic 8-Ball die within.

It looks like this is your tool.

Comment here when your character has decided who they're checking and how they will use the provided item.]

[chaoticlootral]

Wow, so we're all just out here giving sad after-prom hand jobs to the thing, aren't we? I just did my friggin' nails. Fuck's sake.

Anyway, Zero.

[You . . . you know what. This is really a curiosity killed the cat scenario. This is going to get him kicked out of the Doxxer party, because in combination with the orgy comment, it's probably just too much. I am so sorry. He at least sort of shuffles around so his back is facing the group. Then he gives it a fucking blowjob. I hate this. I hate this game.]

[doublesmall]

[chuuya just raises a brow at that comment... but he shrugs, waving a hand. go for it, taako.

anyway! the blowjob is in fact the fastest method yet for getting that information, congratulations. it won't take long at all before something happens, as a quiet, sultry whisper says the following in all of their ears:]

ZERO'S recent purchase history includes: A SCYTHE.

Her remaining balance is 5 TOKENS.

CHOICE- JUNPEI

[fullthottle]

[On one of the office tables, there is a sparkling purple piece of plastic shaped like a dick. It's translucent, and holds a Magic 8-Ball die within.

It looks like this is your tool.

Comment here when your character has decided who they're checking and how they will use the provided item.]

[crashout]

[Well. Can't avoid the inevitable anymore, so he's up and heading over to pick up this purple dick, weighing it in one hand. His left hand seems to be holding something else in his closed fist, feeling it in his palm before he actually glances back at the other three and he tentatively sticks the tip of this thing in his mouth. That should still work, right?

May as well go with Edelgard.]

[doublesmall]

Oh, come on, you know how it works.

[this is a callout, junpei. just the tip is not going to work.]

CHOICE- HAYMITCH

[fullthottle]

[On one of the office tables, there is a sparkling purple piece of plastic shaped like a dick. It's translucent, and holds a Magic 8-Ball die within.

It looks like this is your tool.

Comment here when your character has decided who they're checking and how they will use the provided item.]

[oraculi]

[The handjob is a lot nicer this time around. He works it. He caresses it. He treats it as good as it can be treated for a handjob.]

Higekiri.

cw for incest on this info list

[doublesmall]

[That actually gets him the information faster than usual, it seems! It takes less time before the fluid splatter forms the following:]

Last week, HIGEKIRI spoke with SHIRAISHI, GRUNE, JUNPEI, ZERO, BECK, TAAKO, HIZAMARU, DICK & HIZAMARU, JUNPEI & HIZAMARU, TAMAMO, KAGACHI, and WEI WUXIAN, as well as HIZAMARU & CHUUYA (HOST), CHUUYA (HOST), and CARLOS.

He slept with KAGACHI, GRUNE, BECK, TAAKO, CHUUYA (HOST), DIMITRI, SHIRAISHI, TAMAMO, ILLUMI, HIZAMARU, DIMITRI & HIZAMARU, CHUUYA (HOST) & HIZAMARU, ILLUMI & HIZAMARU, and WEI WUXIAN.

CHOICE- KAGACHI

[fullthottle]

[On one of the office tables, there is a sparkling purple piece of plastic shaped like a dick. It's translucent, and holds a Magic 8-Ball die within.

It looks like this is your tool.

Comment here when your character has decided who they're checking and how they will use the provided item.]

MUZET

[preceptive]

[same as usual......]

[doublesmall]

[same as usual! after an uncomfortably long time giving the fake dick what i assume is an unenthusiastic handjob, fluid spills from the end of it, the splatter on the floor forming words:]

MUZET is NOT A HOST.

TALK TO CHUUYA

[fullthottle]

[doublesmall]

[Well! He looks pretty damn pleased as they all walk in; they don't fully match his decor, but he's added two extra chairs so that everyone's got a place to sit, should they want it. They're all arranged in a loose semicircle near the end-table with the magic dick, and Chuuya is sitting in the central chair, one leg folded over the other.]

It's about damn time. You know, I've had my concerns about you guys actually finding each other, considering how hard some of you have made it on everybody else... but it looks like one of you figuring out everyone's function is enough.

Welcome to the real meeting. Any questions?

[preceptive]

[well, okay. kagachi is only mildly surprised by all this, but anyway.]

I want to talk to you in private later. I completed my task.

[crashout]

[Son of a bitch.]

This is why you never answered my initial question, isn't it? [If someone could out him. But he at least...kind of looks a little uneasy being called out? But he'll ignore that.]

[chaoticlootral]

I mean, if you wanted to bring other people into the relationship, you could have just asked.

[ hey are you regretting this yet ]

Hey, can demons have roles? Just curious.

[oraculi]

You know, for somebody who's unhelpful, you sure complain a lot.

This a guarantee nobody here's gonna get possessed, or are we all still vulnerable to that?

TALK TO EACH OTHER

[fullthottle]

[You're working together now, so! Chat it out. Plan things. Chuuya will be here to observe, just tap into the NPC toplevel if anything comes up that you need him for.]

[chaoticlootral]

Hah! It’s an orgy now.

[preceptive]

[anyway]

Unless anyone else has better options, I already told someone I'd check Muzet this week.

[crashout]

[Meanwhile, while all of this is going on, Junpei's busy figuring out this fucking puzzle from Kanesada. He's filling it in...and suddenly, literally out of nowhere:]

There's three Cockblockers and four Doxxers. [He's still working his way out on paper, but...] Escha told us her title right before she died because there wasn't a point in keeping it secret anymore. I didn't know there were three of them.

With the letters available, and knowing what Beck can do...benefits...[....] Two Sugar Daddies. Nikkari can speak to ghosts, and this is a stretch but I think he's working with Polly? He calls her Polly-Boo, so...well this one's stupid. It's a pun. Booty Caller.

[Tap tap tap.] And if Dick is using himself to lure people in for personal gain...and knowing how this place works...he does tasks for our hosts to get things to proceed in a certain way and gets items for himself. An actual Honeypot.

[...so now the puzzle looks like:

C------: 1
honeypot: 1
sugar daddy: 2
booty caller: 2
cockblocker: 3
doxxer: 4]

...does this look right?

[chaoticlootral]

So who should I snoop at? I was thinking, uh, Higekiri seems to get around. But does he spend? He's not flashy with his money. Zero? She seems to get down to business.

[crashout]

[Normally he would just make his choice and let everybody deal, but since we're all asking opinions...]

I thought about checking Izuminokami because he keeps getting bullshit letters, but he seemed to imply he didn't know anything about special or extra rules. My other thoughts right now are Wei Wuxian, Edelgard, and Katy.

Any sway one way or another?