SUGAR MOMMY: ZERO

[fullthottle]

SUGAR MOMMY On Tuesday afternoon, Zero's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you will select ONE out of three options. 2.You will NOT KNOW what any of these options are until YOU HAVE SELECTED ONE. 3. The results may be BENEFICIAL OR DETRIMENTAL TO THE GROUP. 4. You CANNOT TAKE BACK YOUR CHOICE once it is made. 5. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. RISE AND SHINE SUGAR MOMMY ❤️👄💦💅 ARE YOU READY TO 💰SWEETEN💰 UP SOME LIVES???? 😩💦💦 OR ARE YOU HERE TO BE A SPLENDA MOMMY😬😬😬😬 GET🍌OFF🍆YOUR🥒BUTT!!!!🍑 AND DON'T FORGET MOMMY 👀 WE'RE H̨̛͑́ͨ́͒́͠͝U̔̿ͩ̓́̇ͧ̑̌̋̚͏͏̢́҉Ñ̢̾ͤ̍͐̍́͜͢G̡ͤ̓̋ͭ͢͝͡Ȓ͑̇̆ͤ̏ͪͤ̑̅̿҉̢̛͠Y͊ͥ̊̆̇̂ͭ͂̚͞͏ ̵̛͗͋͐͐͋ͥ̆̌̒ͪ̄͗̇ͫͬ̐́FOR MOMMY'S LOVE ❤️ Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through an empty hospital wing until they reach a single room with a steadily beeping heart monitor. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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[tricycles]

[he's a weird zombie creature it's fine let this contest last forever

but also--]

... It's like I told you: A place you can only access when we need your help with something. I woke up this morning and I realized I could, uh— Cross over to wait for you.

[fleuris]

[ well, now she Has to win. you're going down, zombie. >( ]

But you weren't expecting it to be me.

[ naturally. and because hospitals don't(?) exist in not Spain, she'll nod at the heart monitor. ]

And the... beeping thing?

[tricycles]

[He shakes his head.]

Nah. I knew it would be you.

[.......... But, hm. He hesitates for a moment, glancing at the heart monitor when she points it out.

After a beat:]

The, uh... The heart monitor?

[fleuris]

[ and he came over anyways? yeah, she's not touching that. ]

Is that what it's called? [ the names for some things are so nice and self-explanatory. "dick pic", "heart monitor", they're very easy to puzzle out once you know them. ]

Who's heart is it... monitoring?

[ is it Zero's? after all, Carlos is dead, he doesn't have anything to monitor. ]

[tricycles]

[Does he?

Carlos shrugs, an odd expression on his face. If he knows, or if he's just unnerved by it... It's hard to tell.]

... Don't know. I'm not entirely convinced it isn't there just to freak us out.

[fleuris]

[ well, Zero's not checking. ]

What's it going to do, make noises at me?

[ interest gone. ]

Alright, how do I get out of here?

[tricycles]

[Valid.]

If you're sure you don't have any other questions, walk through that door and you'll be back on the ship.

[fleuris]

[ ... ]

Find the thing that doesn't belong and try to persuade the idiots to ignore it. I think that about sums it up.

[ and if he's got nothing else to say, she'll brush by and walk out the door. ]

[tricycles]

[He has nothing else to say! Go forth, Zero. She'll be dropped back where she was taken from the hotel, as if she had walked back into the room she entered from.]

[fleuris]

[ goes forth to do stupid shit with sexually transmitted curses ]

WEEK TWO

[fullthottle]

CHOICE

[fullthottle]

[A meal table sits in one corner of the room. On it, she will spot three crystal fleshlights — each one of them with what appears to be a glowing sphere of light trapped inside of them.

To make your choice, please reply to this comment indicating if she will select the right, center or left fleshlight. She must dig her fingers into it to pull out the sphere of light and get results. You have until Wednesday, 12:00 PM PST/3:00 PM EST to make this choice.]

TALK TO CARLOS

[tricycles]

[Carlos is waiting for her inside the hospital room, staring at the heart monitor when she arrives. He'll glance up as she walks into the room, lifting a hand in greeting.]

It's good to see you again.

[fleuris]

Is it?

[ she'll scan the room again but nope - looks like it's the same place, same beeping, same do-gooder. ]

So, can you tell me what it was now?

[ the thing that shouldn't have been ]

[tricycles]

Of course it is.

[Accept this friendship, binch.

Carlos glances at the meal table where the fleshlights are, thoughtfully.]

You don't have a guess?

[fleuris]

[ no!!!!!!

Zero follows his gaze to the sex toys. and pulls a face. ]

The towel or the vest? Both of them seemed to be pretty pointless.

... Are the possibilities at least switched around from last time?

[tricycles]

[He starts to say something, before clamping his mouth shut like he's swallowed something bitter. After a moment, he shrugs.]

I don't know what each possibility is until you've picked it. They could be in a different order, or they could be the same as last time. Right now, they just look like fleshlights to me.

[fleuris]

[ she'll just fuckin

yolo

the left fleshlight again, she can't be wrong every time, right? and head back to Carlos. ]

[fleuris]

Thanks, that's incredibly helpful.

[ well with that info, might as well pick one ]

[tricycles]

[WELL.

There's no time for Zero to walk back to Carlos, because something will happen the moment she pulls the sphere out of the fleshlight. Zero will only have a moment to observe the light before it flashes, temporarily blinding her for all of two seconds. When she regains her bearings, she'll realize that both the sphere and the fleshlight have gone missing.

In its place sits a cardboard box just a little bit larger than Zero's own hand.

Behind her, Carlos lets out a sigh of relief.]

See? Your luck isn't as bad you think.

[fleuris]

[ her entire life up to this point would say otherwise, but ok mr. himbo

Zero absently weighs the box in her hand. is it safe to open...? ]

Alright, I'll bite. What is it?

[tricycles]

[It's relatively light! It has a bit of weight to it, but not to the point where it's uncomfortable to hold onto for too long. It is, indeed, safe to open — and Carlos will gesture at the box.]

Something you might find useful in the future. Open it up.

[fleuris]

[ ... ]

If it curses me, I'm blaming you.

[ but in spite of her griping, she opens it up! what've we got? ]

[tricycles]

It's not going to curse you.

[Rolling his eyes!!

When Zero opens the box up, however, she will find a recorder. It does not seem to be loaded with a cassette, and there is a note pinned to the slot where batteries would go.

It reads:]

BATTERIES & CASSETTE NOT INCLUDED.
ONE USE ONLY.

[fleuris]

That's what everyone says about sex, too, but last week proved otherwise.

[ hm. a... thing.

what's a "batteries and cassette" ]

What is this thing?

[ the joys of being from fantasy land!!! 0 knowledge of outdated Earth tech. ]