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thot and die. ([personal profile] fullthottle) wrote2019-09-07 01:06 am
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SUGAR MOMMY: ZERO

SUGAR MOMMY
On Tuesday afternoon, Zero's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions.

They read as such:

1. Each week, you will select ONE out of three options.
2.You will NOT KNOW what any of these options are until YOU HAVE SELECTED ONE.
3. The results may be BENEFICIAL OR DETRIMENTAL TO THE GROUP.
4. You CANNOT TAKE BACK YOUR CHOICE once it is made.
5. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others.
A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing.

RISE AND SHINE SUGAR MOMMY ❤️👄💦💅 ARE YOU READY TO 💰SWEETEN💰 UP SOME LIVES???? 😩💦💦 OR ARE YOU HERE TO BE A SPLENDA MOMMY😬😬😬😬 GET🍌OFF🍆YOUR🥒BUTT!!!!🍑 AND DON'T FORGET MOMMY 👀 WE'RE H̨̛͑́ͨ́͒́͠͝U̔̿ͩ̓́̇ͧ̑̌̋̚͏͏̢́҉Ñ̢̾ͤ̍͐̍́͜͢G̡ͤ̓̋ͭ͢͝͡Ȓ͑̇̆ͤ̏ͪͤ̑̅̿҉̢̛͠Y͊ͥ̊̆̇̂ͭ͂̚͞͏ ̵̛͗͋͐͐͋ͥ̆̌̒ͪ̄͗̇ͫͬ̐́FOR MOMMY'S LOVE ❤️
Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through an empty hospital wing until they reach a single room with a steadily beeping heart monitor.

It is there that they will find a familiar face...



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fleuris: (> do i look smart? no. am i??? also no)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-23 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what everyone says about sex, too, but last week proved otherwise.

[ hm. a... thing.

what's a "batteries and cassette" ]

What is this thing?

[ the joys of being from fantasy land!!! 0 knowledge of outdated Earth tech. ]
tricycles: (005)

[personal profile] tricycles 2019-10-23 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a tape recorder. [A tinge of confusion here, like he's surprised she doesn't know.] You haven't seen one before? Even in pictures?

[It's like, 2028 where he's from so this is old by even his standards. But he remembers his parents owning one?]
fleuris: (> dial-up noises)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-23 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ considering the closest thing to pictures Midgard had were hand drawn works on parchment... ]

No, never. What is it supposed to do?

[ if she presses this button with a triangle on it... will anything happen... ]
tricycles: (148)

[personal profile] tricycles 2019-10-23 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[The recorder does nothing! It has no batteries, after all.]

It's missing some parts, but normally? It'll record anything it hears once you press the right button.

[A pause, as he tilts his head.]

... I think this one will let you record up to a minute if you leave it somewhere. But you have to assemble it first.
fleuris: (> bitch)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-23 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
A minute? I've had shits that lasted longer than that.

[ closes my eyes very tiredly and anticipates Zero dumping this somewhere and forgetting about it ]

And lemme guess - the missing parts are going to cost sex tokens or I'll have to bargain with a demon or something stupid like that.
tricycles: (005)

[personal profile] tricycles 2019-10-23 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would you bargain with a demon?

[He sounds genuinely baffled. Either way, her question ultimately gets a shake of his head.]

It's nothing like that. Find the components. Whatever method you use is up to you.
fleuris: (> i have the high ground now)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-24 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
People make deals with stupid things all the time - they just have to be desparate enough. A demon is hardly out of the question

[ which, I'm sure, is extremely reassuring to hear ]

So are Prompto and Monika on your side of things now?

tricycles: (199)

[personal profile] tricycles 2019-10-24 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well... How about you don't become one of those people? You need to stay alive for as long as possible, Zero.

[It is, shockingly, not reassuring at all. You have a job. Do not?]

... Yeah. They are. I've been keeping an eye on them to make sure they're not... you know.

[Horrifically traumatized over demon death.]
fleuris: (> talk shit)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-24 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Because you can meet me here, for some reason.

[ which... actually brings her to something she's been thinking about this week ]

What happens if I die? Will anything happen to the Flower?

[ ah, but right... the people who didn't want to die. ]

... At least they have you looking out for them. What did Polly do when they showed up, pounce on them and ask for reunion sex?
tricycles: (192)

[personal profile] tricycles 2019-10-24 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[He's here? Somehow? Zero could ask, but at the mention of the flower... He pauses, eyeing it.]

Sorry. Could you elaborate on what you mean? If it's something specific to your world, I won't know a lot about it.

[His new job description didn't come with everyone's backstory. Sad. :( That comment, however, gets a startled laugh out of him.]

What? No. Would you believe me if I said she's been on her best behavior?
fleuris: (> dumbass)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-24 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously? Well. To make a long story very short, the Flower is from somewhere else, and it's going to destroy my world. I was hoping you'd know if the demons could use it, but...

[ it seems not. well, fine, guess she has to not die until she has a solid answer. :/ ]

And my belief depends on whose definition of best behavior she's going by.
tricycles: (005)

[personal profile] tricycles 2019-10-24 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone's powers are gone, right? I doubt the demons would be able to use the flower for as long as you're here.

[Hmmmm... He shrugs?]

What about if it's by my definition?
fleuris: (> i'm a boss ass bich)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-24 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ hm................ ]

... Well, I'll admit, I assumed you were the straight laced type, but I could be wrong...

[ yes, she is casting aspersions on Carlos's best behavior ]
tricycles: (051)

[personal profile] tricycles 2019-10-25 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Really, Zero?

[HE'S A GOOD(?) HIMBO LET HIM LIVE.]
fleuris: (> dumbass)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-25 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
What? I've met some twisted minds hiding behind pretty faces. Really, I should've been suspicious of you from the start.

[ she's teasing. probably. ]
tricycles: (192)

[personal profile] tricycles 2019-10-25 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's

a beat.]

So you think I have a pretty face?
fleuris: (> good luck with that buddy)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-25 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...................

Zero gives him a thorough once over ]

Sure, I guess so. It doesn't mean I'd fuck you though, or that I wouldn't kill you.

[ closes my eyes very tiredly ]
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