COCKBLOCKERS: EDELGARD, GRUNE, TAMAMO

[fullthottle]

COCKBLOCKER On Monday afternoon, all three of their clamshells will ping! from wherever they have them. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, Tamamo will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. There are a total of six new rules on their list now, though they are unreadable to anyone aside from her... Tamamo, who has not seen these rules before, will see the following: 1. Each week, you may protect ONE participant from being killed by ONE OF YOUR OWN. 2. You MAY NOT protect the same individual TWICE IN A ROW. 3. This protection will be extended to the FIRST PERSON you bang after your weekly meeting. 4. This protection will NOT TAKE EFFECT if you tell someone you are sleeping with them to protect them. 5. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others. 6. You must remember that you SHARE A COMMON GOAL. All three of them, however, will get a notification! WEE 🚨 OOO 🚨 WEE 🚨 OOO HEY SLUTS ARE YOU READY TO GET UP OFF YOUR LIL 🍑 ASS 🍑 AND BLOCK 🚫🚫🚫 SOME COCKS 🐓🐓🐓 ? ? ? 🍆💦 🍆💦 🍆💦 YOU ARE THE 👮 FUN 👮 POLICE 👮 AND YOU'RE HERE TO RAIN ☂️ ☂️ ☂️ ON SOME PARADES !!!! UP AND AT 'EM TO MEET THE B̴̨̃ͩ̈́ͬͨ̕I͋͐ͫ͘͘Gͪ͐͗̓̓̃́̚G̴̀̓E͛́̀S͂̃͂͐͌̽̓̔T̢̓̊̎͑̐ ̷̴̃́H̓ͨ̒́͘Ỏ̏͗̋͑ͮͯ̌ ̨̊̎̅ͫ̊͢O͛ͯͣ̌̈́̋ͣ̀͝F͋̄̚͞͝ ̴̔̉̍͟A̴̾L̨̂̊̔̀L̍ͦ͆̏̚ The next moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first a location that one of them may not recognize. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through A BATHROOM WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GRAFFITI until they reach their destination. Except... this time, something is NOT QUITE RIGHT... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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WEEK FIVE.

[fullthottle]

CHOICE - EDELGARD

[fullthottle]

[Please reply here with your choice of WHO YOU ARE PROTECTING no later than 12 PM PST/3 PM EST ON TUESDAY for logistical reasons! Keep in mind that this must be included in your thot report as the mechanics require the protection to be passed on by fucking, and that ICly this should be the first sexual encounter they have after finishing this meeting.]

[hegemonstrous]

Kagachi

CHOICE - GRUNE

[fullthottle]

[Please reply here with your choice of WHO YOU ARE PROTECTING no later than 12 PM PST/3 PM EST ON TUESDAY for logistical reasons! Keep in mind that this must be included in your thot report as the mechanics require the protection to be passed on by fucking, and that ICly this should be the first sexual encounter they have after finishing this meeting.]

[warmness]

I ALMOST FORGOT TO DO THIS AGAIN IT'S KAGACHI

CHOICE - TAMAMO

[fullthottle]

[Please reply here with your choice of WHO YOU ARE PROTECTING no later than 12 PM PST/3 PM EST ON TUESDAY for logistical reasons! Keep in mind that this must be included in your thot report as the mechanics require the protection to be passed on by fucking, and that ICly this should be the first sexual encounter they have after finishing this meeting.]

Re: CHOICE - TAMAMO

[foxweddings]

KAGACHI'S LUCKY ASS, HE ABOUT TO CATCH SOME FOX TAIL

...?

[fullthottle]

[Polly is nowhere to be seen.

Where she typically sits on the sink counter, however, there are a lot of jagged, wicked-looking clawmarks, and the mirror behind her sitting place has been broken. A few droplets of something light-blue and faintly glowing - the same color she typically appears - are scattered about on the floor of the bathroom.

Hmm. That's unfortunate.]

[hegemonstrous]

[Covering her mouth!! She’s shown up with a plate of naughty cookies - dicks and boobs - nicely wrapped in a bow.]

Polly! Was she punished for helping us?

[warmness]

Oh... it might have been agains the rules then...?

[ well this is. concerning. ]

TALK TO EACH OTHER

[fullthottle]

[...since Polly isn't here to talk with you!]

[hegemonstrous]

[Well, Polly isn’t here, so that’s worrisome. But they still have a job to do.]

Tamamo, if you have any questions about how your role works, I think I should be able to answer for you. From what I can tell, you can protect someone from being killed by someone other than a demon. So, for example, if someone wanted revenge and plotted a murder, you could prevent that. But I think the risk is, if you happened to choose a demon, their victim would be prevented from defending themselves.

Anyway, we have the option of waiting to make our decision until later in the week, so long as we ensure the first person we’re intimate with after this meeting is our target. I’d propose we wait until tomorrow, in case the investigators find a demon. If they do find one, we should all theee target that person for a sexorcism.

But if they don’t find one, we can discuss what to do. We can choose the same person in hopes of getting lucky and succeeding at a sexorcism or we can spread out our protection to as many as possible.

Personally, I find my role to be quite useless if there’s no demon’s identity known, so I will make my decisions based on what the two of you decide.

[warmness]

Waiting is fine... choosing a demon would be best, but if we can't... I'd still want to protect someone who's been doing a lot for us.

WEEK SIX.

[fullthottle]

CHOICE - EDELGARD

[fullthottle]

[Please reply here with your choice of WHO YOU ARE PROTECTING no later than 12 PM PST/3 PM EST ON TUESDAY for logistical reasons! Keep in mind that this must be included in your thot report as the mechanics require the protection to be passed on by fucking, and that ICly this should be the first sexual encounter they have after finishing this meeting.]

Tonbokiri

[hegemonstrous]

Get him girls.

CHOICE - GRUNE

[fullthottle]

[Please reply here with your choice of WHO YOU ARE PROTECTING no later than 12 PM PST/3 PM EST ON TUESDAY for logistical reasons! Keep in mind that this must be included in your thot report as the mechanics require the protection to be passed on by fucking, and that ICly this should be the first sexual encounter they have after finishing this meeting.]

[warmness]

tonbokiri....

CHOICE - TAMAMO

[fullthottle]

[Please reply here with your choice of WHO YOU ARE PROTECTING no later than 12 PM PST/3 PM EST ON TUESDAY for logistical reasons! Keep in mind that this must be included in your thot report as the mechanics require the protection to be passed on by fucking, and that ICly this should be the first sexual encounter they have after finishing this meeting.]

[foxweddings]

Tonbokiri...

TALK TO POLLY

[yaaaasss]

[...who is actually here this week! Thank you for not dying and making it so she has to go nyoom to warn someone ahead of time and get her ass murdered again.

She doesn't seem to be in very good spirits (hah), although she has cleared off the broken glass and the bits of her ectoplasm goop/blood. When they walk in, she's in the process of spray-painting the clawmarks, covering them up with a crude drawing of a dick.

This is fine, probably.]

[warmness]

[ yeah she is nyooming to her ]

Polly!

[hegemonstrous]

Thank goodness you’re back. I feel terribly we weren’t able to make much use of your efforts.

TALK TO EACH OTHER

[fullthottle]

[Make plans! Coordinate! The world is your oyster.]

[foxweddings]

Well, who shall we choose this week? Are we again going to pool our abilities onto one person? Apparently it worked in my favor last week~