COCKBLOCKERS: EDELGARD, GRUNE, TAMAMO

[fullthottle]

COCKBLOCKER On Monday afternoon, all three of their clamshells will ping! from wherever they have them. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, Tamamo will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. There are a total of six new rules on their list now, though they are unreadable to anyone aside from her... Tamamo, who has not seen these rules before, will see the following: 1. Each week, you may protect ONE participant from being killed by ONE OF YOUR OWN. 2. You MAY NOT protect the same individual TWICE IN A ROW. 3. This protection will be extended to the FIRST PERSON you bang after your weekly meeting. 4. This protection will NOT TAKE EFFECT if you tell someone you are sleeping with them to protect them. 5. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others. 6. You must remember that you SHARE A COMMON GOAL. All three of them, however, will get a notification! WEE 🚨 OOO 🚨 WEE 🚨 OOO HEY SLUTS ARE YOU READY TO GET UP OFF YOUR LIL 🍑 ASS 🍑 AND BLOCK 🚫🚫🚫 SOME COCKS 🐓🐓🐓 ? ? ? 🍆💦 🍆💦 🍆💦 YOU ARE THE 👮 FUN 👮 POLICE 👮 AND YOU'RE HERE TO RAIN ☂️ ☂️ ☂️ ON SOME PARADES !!!! UP AND AT 'EM TO MEET THE B̴̨̃ͩ̈́ͬͨ̕I͋͐ͫ͘͘Gͪ͐͗̓̓̃́̚G̴̀̓E͛́̀S͂̃͂͐͌̽̓̔T̢̓̊̎͑̐ ̷̴̃́H̓ͨ̒́͘Ỏ̏͗̋͑ͮͯ̌ ̨̊̎̅ͫ̊͢O͛ͯͣ̌̈́̋ͣ̀͝F͋̄̚͞͝ ̴̔̉̍͟A̴̾L̨̂̊̔̀L̍ͦ͆̏̚ The next moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first a location that one of them may not recognize. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through A BATHROOM WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GRAFFITI until they reach their destination. Except... this time, something is NOT QUITE RIGHT... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[hegemonstrous]

You're correct. We must be strategic, not sentimental.

[She nods, approving.]

I also believe Junpei, Dick, or Kagachi are our best choices, for if any of them were possessed by a demon, the result would be catastrophic.

[warmness]

They'd all suspect, I think... but Eddie did tell me that as long as we don't confirm it for them, it should be fine.

[ she's forgotten that it was polly who originally said that, so edelgard is getting all the credit. ]

I've protected Dick before...

[foxweddings]

[Nodding at Edelgard because, yeah, that would be an absolute disaster.

Then she looks to Grune]

Is there any kind of rule from protecting him again?

[hegemonstrous]

So long as it isn't twice in a row, it should be all right, yes? But I don't really care which of those three we choose.

[She nods at Grune, even though Polly said it to them right here.]

Exactly. If they suspect, but do not know, our protection still works. If asked, a good cover is that we're doing a task given to us by one of the hosts.

[warmness]

I was told that we should try not to keep protecting the same people over and over again. So doing Dick again is fine, but...

[ they can't just keep switching between the same small group of people every time. ]

[foxweddings]

Well, at least for now, it sounds like any of the three names will suffice.

[SO JUST TIME TO PICK BETWEEN THEM, no pressure]

... I will attempt to act without bias but I'm sure you both know who I'd cast my vote for.

[Hey, at least she is being honest here]

[hegemonstrous]

Frankly, that is perfectly fine with me. He is an excellent choice.

[Especially given the attention he's going to bring to himself in a few hours.]

Of course, the other possibility is that the demonic strategy will be to lie low. It is hard to say for certain what the best outcome will be.

Somehow, I wonder if we shouldn't consider Kagachi...

[warmness]

Mm, I think they're both good.

[ grune means that she doesn't really have a higher opinion of one over the other so

she really is content with whatever they choose with these options, so for now she's just looking between tamamo and edelgard ]