COCKBLOCKERS: EDELGARD, GRUNE, TAMAMO

[fullthottle]

COCKBLOCKER On Monday afternoon, all three of their clamshells will ping! from wherever they have them. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, Tamamo will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. There are a total of six new rules on their list now, though they are unreadable to anyone aside from her... Tamamo, who has not seen these rules before, will see the following: 1. Each week, you may protect ONE participant from being killed by ONE OF YOUR OWN. 2. You MAY NOT protect the same individual TWICE IN A ROW. 3. This protection will be extended to the FIRST PERSON you bang after your weekly meeting. 4. This protection will NOT TAKE EFFECT if you tell someone you are sleeping with them to protect them. 5. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others. 6. You must remember that you SHARE A COMMON GOAL. All three of them, however, will get a notification! WEE 🚨 OOO 🚨 WEE 🚨 OOO HEY SLUTS ARE YOU READY TO GET UP OFF YOUR LIL 🍑 ASS 🍑 AND BLOCK 🚫🚫🚫 SOME COCKS 🐓🐓🐓 ? ? ? 🍆💦 🍆💦 🍆💦 YOU ARE THE 👮 FUN 👮 POLICE 👮 AND YOU'RE HERE TO RAIN ☂️ ☂️ ☂️ ON SOME PARADES !!!! UP AND AT 'EM TO MEET THE B̴̨̃ͩ̈́ͬͨ̕I͋͐ͫ͘͘Gͪ͐͗̓̓̃́̚G̴̀̓E͛́̀S͂̃͂͐͌̽̓̔T̢̓̊̎͑̐ ̷̴̃́H̓ͨ̒́͘Ỏ̏͗̋͑ͮͯ̌ ̨̊̎̅ͫ̊͢O͛ͯͣ̌̈́̋ͣ̀͝F͋̄̚͞͝ ̴̔̉̍͟A̴̾L̨̂̊̔̀L̍ͦ͆̏̚ The next moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first a location that one of them may not recognize. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through A BATHROOM WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GRAFFITI until they reach their destination. Except... this time, something is NOT QUITE RIGHT... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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WEEK SIX.

[fullthottle]

CHOICE - EDELGARD

[fullthottle]

[Please reply here with your choice of WHO YOU ARE PROTECTING no later than 12 PM PST/3 PM EST ON TUESDAY for logistical reasons! Keep in mind that this must be included in your thot report as the mechanics require the protection to be passed on by fucking, and that ICly this should be the first sexual encounter they have after finishing this meeting.]

Tonbokiri

[hegemonstrous]

Get him girls.

CHOICE - GRUNE

[fullthottle]

[Please reply here with your choice of WHO YOU ARE PROTECTING no later than 12 PM PST/3 PM EST ON TUESDAY for logistical reasons! Keep in mind that this must be included in your thot report as the mechanics require the protection to be passed on by fucking, and that ICly this should be the first sexual encounter they have after finishing this meeting.]

[warmness]

tonbokiri....

CHOICE - TAMAMO

[fullthottle]

[Please reply here with your choice of WHO YOU ARE PROTECTING no later than 12 PM PST/3 PM EST ON TUESDAY for logistical reasons! Keep in mind that this must be included in your thot report as the mechanics require the protection to be passed on by fucking, and that ICly this should be the first sexual encounter they have after finishing this meeting.]

[foxweddings]

Tonbokiri...

TALK TO POLLY

[yaaaasss]

[...who is actually here this week! Thank you for not dying and making it so she has to go nyoom to warn someone ahead of time and get her ass murdered again.

She doesn't seem to be in very good spirits (hah), although she has cleared off the broken glass and the bits of her ectoplasm goop/blood. When they walk in, she's in the process of spray-painting the clawmarks, covering them up with a crude drawing of a dick.

This is fine, probably.]

[warmness]

[ yeah she is nyooming to her ]

Polly!

[yaaaasss]

Hey, boo.

[oh, there's some more scratch marks... time to spray paint a dick onto them, too]

[warmness]

How are you?

[ ... ]

Do you need any help?

[ with dicks ]

[yaaaasss]

[she's just going to swerve past answering that question

by winking at her]

After your meeting, model your tits for me so I can have a good reference for covering up the rest of this?

[by "this" she means the scratches. she's got plenty of dicks, time to add some boobs]

[warmness]

Aye, aye!

[ that's a

very easy agreement ]

[yaaaasss]

Really? HELL yeah!

[SWEET. polly's mood has improved]

[hegemonstrous]

Thank goodness you’re back. I feel terribly we weren’t able to make much use of your efforts.

[yaaaasss]

...you might've done more than you think!

[hegemonstrous]

Did we...?

[Because they all just made Kagachi get reluctant handies from these beautiful women against his will seemingly for no reason.]

[yaaaasss]

Thiiiink about it. Was the person you picked in any huge amount of danger last week, but somehow managed to get out of it alive even though it made no fucking sense that they did?

[hegemonstrous]

Oh. I...was he?

[She legitimately isn’t aware.]

Well, if we saved Kagachi’s life, I’m glad of it. But also, I won’t be satisfied with less than a perfect success. Polly, tell me - we’ve been operating under the assumption that a demon could possess any of us. But thus far, only people without roles have been demons. Meaning that after Taako’s role is handed out, the demon will be in the last person remaining without a role.

Is there any merit to this line of thinking...?

[yaaaasss]

I heard from some people that he was.

[as for the rest of that - Polly's expression turns serious]

No, that's just been [rng] luck. It's always been possible for anyone to get possessed. And... [she hesitates, looking for a moment like she's trying to decide whether or not she wants to push her luck given what happened last week] ...let's just say Escha isn't the only person with a role who's been exorcised.

[foxweddings]

-- That's why we survived?!?

[Just screeching from her corner]

TALK TO EACH OTHER

[fullthottle]

[Make plans! Coordinate! The world is your oyster.]

[foxweddings]

Well, who shall we choose this week? Are we again going to pool our abilities onto one person? Apparently it worked in my favor last week~

[hegemonstrous]

It cannot hurt, can it? Our odds get better each week, though they are still negligible.

Let’s do what we’ve done before. Choose someone, and then if I do not hear from the investigator that they’ve found a demon, we’ll go forward with that pick.

I’m quite out of suggestions, I’m afraid.

[warmness]

Mm, there's no one who I can really think of either for a... strategic? Reason?