thot and die. (
fullthottle) wrote2019-09-07 01:01 am
DOXXER: JUNPEI
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DOXXER
On Tuesday afternoon, Junpei's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions.
They read as such:
1. Each week, you may check ONE of your fellow participants to learn if they also HAVE BEEN GIVEN A ROLE.A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing.
RISE AND πSPYπ DOXXXER π
π¦ TIME 2οΈβ£ RISE π TO THE OCCASION π₯³π₯³ AND π· DOXX π· UR FELLOW THOTS πβ₯οΈ UR GONNA BE HARD π AT WORK SO BRING UR D-GAME πππ AND LET'S π GET π SNEAKY π£ !!! TIME β° 2 FIND OUT HOW πNAUGHTYπ A HO CAN GET π
It is there that they will find a familiar face... |

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Looks like it. [But he's heading that way to have a seat. Did you bring wine for him, my guy, please share.] ..."Doxxxer", Chuuya?
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[That comes with a roll of his eyes, but yes, there's wine for Junpei too. He hands over a second glass.]
You've read the rules?
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But I glanced everything over, yeah. So let me see if I have this right...this is going to be a weekly thing, I can learn things about people here that I might not be okay with, I'm not allowed to tell anybody on my own, and I have to use what I'm guessing is that Magic Dick over there to see the truth. That sound right?
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[Another long sip, there.]
That's all correct though, yeah. You only get one per week, so make sure you put some thought into it. And, uh- [A gesture toward the Magic Dick.] You've got options with that thing, I think.
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I have a lot of questions and I'll start with the obvious ones first. What're my options with it? Like...do I just stroke it and it'll shoot out an answer? [This is all said in the most deadpan tone possible but...it's also sort of funny.]
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[And with a sigh, like he really can't believe he has to say this:]
If you want to use your mouth I've got a good feeling that'll also be effective. Maybe less of a threat to the rug in here, but you know.
[He fully does not expect Junpei to blow a plastic dick.]
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Got it. [He swirls the glass around, thinking to himself then.] ...I guess the next question I have is "why"? Not why me, this isn't really that different than my job, but why does something like this need someone to out other roles? What's really going on here? And is there someone else who can out me?
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chuuya just shrugs at the questions, though.]
I didn't make any decisions here, so I'm afraid I can't help you out on that front. I just got notified that I was supposed to be helping you with your job.
[a hum, and-]
But there's definitely a reason or two that you might want to find others out. Can't give you more than that.
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That sounds weirdly ominous. [And yet he's not surprised.] Sort of feels like there really is someone among us helping to orchestrate the chain of events. Do I get a hint of how many other roles are even out there? If I only get one check a week, I want to make the most of it.
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[he's the best of the npcs thank you??]
But no, I can't give you that much either, sorry. You're only on round one-- maybe you can learn more later.
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[His fingers tap the wine glass.] And this isn't necessary but it'll make my job easier. Think you could get me a notebook? Loose paper and sticky notes are starting to be a pain in the ass.
[He may or may not just be testing to see what the NPCs can do now.]
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Yeah, I think I can make that happen-- provided you do your job first.
[Another brief pause-]
But no, no idea how many times you're gonna have to do this. Once a week, that's all I've got.
[he's just being optimistic and assuming junpei will live!]
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...one last question. When it says I have to accept what I've learned...what exactly does that mean? Am I supposed to do something with them afterwards, or is that choice up to me?
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It's up to you what you do with the knowledge, but if you do get info on someone, just remember you can't freely share anything about your own job. No going up to them and telling them you know because you found out through your role.
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...but okay. I think that's really all for now since it's the first time, so...let's see how this thing works.