COCKBLOCKER: SHIRAISHI

[fullthottle]

COCKBLOCKER On Monday afternoon, Shiraishi's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you may protect ONE participant from being killed by ONE OF YOUR OWN. 2. You MAY NOT protect the same individual TWICE IN A ROW. 3. This protection will be extended to the FIRST PERSON you bang after your weekly meeting. 4. This protection will NOT TAKE EFFECT if you tell someone you are sleeping with them to protect them. 5. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. WEE 🚨 OOO 🚨 WEE 🚨 OOO HEY SLUT ARE YOU READY TO GET UP OFF YOUR LIL 🍑 ASS 🍑 AND BLOCK 🚫🚫🚫 SOME COCKS 🐓🐓🐓 ? ? ? 🍆💦 🍆💦 🍆💦 YOU ARE THE 👮 FUN 👮 POLICE 👮 AND YOU'RE HERE TO RAIN ☂️ ☂️ ☂️ ON SOME PARADES !!!! UP AND AT 'EM TO MEET THE B̴̨̃ͩ̈́ͬͨ̕I͋͐ͫ͘͘Gͪ͐͗̓̓̃́̚G̴̀̓E͛́̀S͂̃͂͐͌̽̓̔T̢̓̊̎͑̐ ̷̴̃́H̓ͨ̒́͘Ỏ̏͗̋͑ͮͯ̌ ̨̊̎̅ͫ̊͢O͛ͯͣ̌̈́̋ͣ̀͝F͋̄̚͞͝ ̴̔̉̍͟A̴̾L̨̂̊̔̀L̍ͦ͆̏̚ Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through A BATHROOM WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GRAFFITI until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[felinguistic]

Where have you hung out that's literally worse than a bathroom stall?

[yaaaasss]

That summoning circle where my face was melted off, a church, detention, Hell... well no, Hell was pretty sweet, actually.

[felinguistic]

[ well. he forgot who he was asking. ]

Speaking of hell, how are things on the other side? Did you receive a new guest yesterday?

1/2

[yaaaasss]

Sure did! It's like Carlos said, everyone who dies or gets dispatched is gonna end up with us.

It's actually pretty -̴͍̍̓̒̌͌ͣ͆-̷͔͖̤̰͇̭̆̅̇̔́̊͋̐͜-̠̳̹ͨ̉̓-͇̩̰͖̤ͨ̏̐̓͋ͭ̐ͫ over here.

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2/2

[yaaaasss]

UUUUUUGH. WHY DOES IT KEEP DOING THAT.

[felinguistic]

Something doesn't want you chatting away to us, it seems. Still. It happens anytime you try and share anything useful?

[yaaaasss]

Not every time, but sometimes.

[felinguistic]

So you just have to throw information around until you figure out what'll filter through?

[yaaaasss]

Yeah, but that weird, creepy-sounding stuff is really hard on the throat. It sucks.

[polly you're a ghost, shut up, you don't have a solid throat]

[felinguistic]

Maybe you can find yourself some throat lozenges. [ shrug. ] I've never had to consider the side effects of an eldritch horror throat problem.

[yaaaasss]

You probably didn't think eldritch horrors were even a thing before, though.

[felinguistic]

It's been an enlightening couple of weeks. Still not entirely sure this whole protective genitalia thing is "a thing" either.

[yaaaasss]

Hey, the person you slept with is still alive, right?

[felinguistic]

You can argue that was pure percentages. There were 31 of us. She had a 3.225806451613% of being a victim.

[yaaaasss]

Wow, you're kind of a buzzkill. Take your victories where you can get them, dude.

[felinguistic]

It's just facts. Maybe it worked, or maybe it was chance. It'd be a problem to rely on it only to find that it works on luck alone.

[yaaaasss]

We wouldn't be having this meeting at all if it wouldn't work.

[felinguistic]

[ he holds out his hands, sort of like a scale. ]

Saying that's why we have this meeting. Knowing that what you're telling me is the truth.

[ he wobbles them up and down. ]

I like forming my own opinions on things.

[yaaaasss]

Okaaaay, so in your opinion, why are we even bothering to have this whole setup if it's not true, huh?

[felinguistic]

Because it keeps you occupied and entertained?

[ i mean. yeah? ]

[yaaaasss]

Dude, if that was what I was after, we wouldn't be talking.

[felinguistic]

The answer to that is still no.

[yaaaasss]

Booooo.

[felinguistic]

[ he shrugs. ]

Nothing's changed from what you told me last time?

[yaaaasss]

Weeeeell... Some things have! But you know how you're not allowed to just spill the deets to whoever? It's the same deal here.

You have to ask the right questions.