COCKBLOCKER: SHIRAISHI

[fullthottle]

COCKBLOCKER On Monday afternoon, Shiraishi's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you may protect ONE participant from being killed by ONE OF YOUR OWN. 2. You MAY NOT protect the same individual TWICE IN A ROW. 3. This protection will be extended to the FIRST PERSON you bang after your weekly meeting. 4. This protection will NOT TAKE EFFECT if you tell someone you are sleeping with them to protect them. 5. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. WEE 🚨 OOO 🚨 WEE 🚨 OOO HEY SLUT ARE YOU READY TO GET UP OFF YOUR LIL 🍑 ASS 🍑 AND BLOCK 🚫🚫🚫 SOME COCKS 🐓🐓🐓 ? ? ? 🍆💦 🍆💦 🍆💦 YOU ARE THE 👮 FUN 👮 POLICE 👮 AND YOU'RE HERE TO RAIN ☂️ ☂️ ☂️ ON SOME PARADES !!!! UP AND AT 'EM TO MEET THE B̴̨̃ͩ̈́ͬͨ̕I͋͐ͫ͘͘Gͪ͐͗̓̓̃́̚G̴̀̓E͛́̀S͂̃͂͐͌̽̓̔T̢̓̊̎͑̐ ̷̴̃́H̓ͨ̒́͘Ỏ̏͗̋͑ͮͯ̌ ̨̊̎̅ͫ̊͢O͛ͯͣ̌̈́̋ͣ̀͝F͋̄̚͞͝ ̴̔̉̍͟A̴̾L̨̂̊̔̀L̍ͦ͆̏̚ Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through A BATHROOM WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GRAFFITI until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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WEEK ONE

[fullthottle]

CHOICE

[fullthottle]

[Please reply here with your choice of WHO YOU ARE PROTECTING no later than 12 PM PST/3 PM EST ON TUESDAY for logistical reasons! Keep in mind that this must be included in your thot report as the mechanics require the protection to be passed on by fucking, and that ICly this should be the first sexual encounter they have after finishing this meeting.]

TALK TO POLLY

[yaaaasss]

Hey, boo!

[Here's Polly, sitting on the toilet in the last bathroom stall like it's a throne. (Thankfully, the seat is down, and she's just sitting there and not actually doing anything.)]

So you wanted information, right? I did say I like to help.

[felinguistic]

[ The amount of relief he's feeling that she's not in the middle of something is pretty high, honestly. ]

Hello.

Not so trapped on the other side then, I see.

[yaaaasss]

It's only, like, for short amounts of time... But I'll take it!

[Could be worse! Could be better, but it also could be worse.]

[felinguistic]

... Can you leave this bathroom?

[ that would be worse tbh. ]

[yaaaasss]

Haven't tried! If I can't and I end up vanished back into limbo or whatever I don't wanna do that before I'm able to help you all out.

[felinguistic]

Is this some sort of redemption you've got yourself involved in?

[ in this uh. lovely location. ]

The rulebook addendum is fairly clear, but you've made a rather counter productive choice.

[felinguistic]

[ ICly, he's leaving the decision to chance so he can see if there's any weight to this claim he can bang someone to safety.

OOCly, it's Tamamo because Marie nyoomed in there with skates on and this is hilarious to me in every way. ]

[yaaaasss]

Yeeeeah, the whole murder thing is kind of my fault, so I'm in charge of helping people NOT get murdered.

[sighs!!]

You're gonna have to bang people anyway, boo! I mean, you could just be like, nah, I'm not helping anyone out, and you could walk out of here without a magic dick, but if you do that then people might die. And I thought you were opposed to murder?

[felinguistic]

Hm. Normally it just gets your thrown in jail, back home.

[ he shrugs. ]

Oh, so I have to confirm I want to do this? [ he looks thoughtful. ] People already have died. And from what seems to be being implied, more will regardless of what I do.

[yaaaasss]

You're still gonna have to keep showing up here. But you can say, "Nope! This week everyone else can just die for all I care!"

...'course, if you do that and someone finds out about it, they'd probably be pretty mad? And you'd still have to, like, fuck someone anyway so you don't piss off the sex demons. Might as well get something out of it!

WEEK 2

[fullthottle]

CHOICE

[fullthottle]

[Please reply here with your choice of WHO YOU ARE PROTECTING no later than 12 PM PST/3 PM EST ON TUESDAY for logistical reasons! Keep in mind that this must be included in your thot report as the mechanics require the protection to be passed on by fucking, and that ICly this should be the first sexual encounter they have after finishing this meeting.]

TALK TO POLLY

[yaaaasss]

[felinguistic]

[ same bat time, same bat place. ]

No change the decor over the week?

[felinguistic]

[ timing wise it'll be hizamaru. ]

[yaaaasss]

Nope. But hey, there's worse places to hang out.

[felinguistic]

Where have you hung out that's literally worse than a bathroom stall?

[yaaaasss]

That summoning circle where my face was melted off, a church, detention, Hell... well no, Hell was pretty sweet, actually.

[felinguistic]

[ well. he forgot who he was asking. ]

Speaking of hell, how are things on the other side? Did you receive a new guest yesterday?

1/2

[yaaaasss]

Sure did! It's like Carlos said, everyone who dies or gets dispatched is gonna end up with us.

It's actually pretty -̴͍̍̓̒̌͌ͣ͆-̷͔͖̤̰͇̭̆̅̇̔́̊͋̐͜-̠̳̹ͨ̉̓-͇̩̰͖̤ͨ̏̐̓͋ͭ̐ͫ over here.

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2/2

[yaaaasss]

UUUUUUGH. WHY DOES IT KEEP DOING THAT.

[felinguistic]

Something doesn't want you chatting away to us, it seems. Still. It happens anytime you try and share anything useful?

[yaaaasss]

Not every time, but sometimes.