COCKBLOCKER: SHIRAISHI

[fullthottle]

COCKBLOCKER On Monday afternoon, Shiraishi's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you may protect ONE participant from being killed by ONE OF YOUR OWN. 2. You MAY NOT protect the same individual TWICE IN A ROW. 3. This protection will be extended to the FIRST PERSON you bang after your weekly meeting. 4. This protection will NOT TAKE EFFECT if you tell someone you are sleeping with them to protect them. 5. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. WEE 🚨 OOO 🚨 WEE 🚨 OOO HEY SLUT ARE YOU READY TO GET UP OFF YOUR LIL 🍑 ASS 🍑 AND BLOCK 🚫🚫🚫 SOME COCKS 🐓🐓🐓 ? ? ? 🍆💦 🍆💦 🍆💦 YOU ARE THE 👮 FUN 👮 POLICE 👮 AND YOU'RE HERE TO RAIN ☂️ ☂️ ☂️ ON SOME PARADES !!!! UP AND AT 'EM TO MEET THE B̴̨̃ͩ̈́ͬͨ̕I͋͐ͫ͘͘Gͪ͐͗̓̓̃́̚G̴̀̓E͛́̀S͂̃͂͐͌̽̓̔T̢̓̊̎͑̐ ̷̴̃́H̓ͨ̒́͘Ỏ̏͗̋͑ͮͯ̌ ̨̊̎̅ͫ̊͢O͛ͯͣ̌̈́̋ͣ̀͝F͋̄̚͞͝ ̴̔̉̍͟A̴̾L̨̂̊̔̀L̍ͦ͆̏̚ Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through A BATHROOM WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GRAFFITI until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[yaaaasss]

Wow, you're kind of a buzzkill. Take your victories where you can get them, dude.

[felinguistic]

It's just facts. Maybe it worked, or maybe it was chance. It'd be a problem to rely on it only to find that it works on luck alone.

[yaaaasss]

We wouldn't be having this meeting at all if it wouldn't work.

[felinguistic]

[ he holds out his hands, sort of like a scale. ]

Saying that's why we have this meeting. Knowing that what you're telling me is the truth.

[ he wobbles them up and down. ]

I like forming my own opinions on things.

[yaaaasss]

Okaaaay, so in your opinion, why are we even bothering to have this whole setup if it's not true, huh?

[felinguistic]

Because it keeps you occupied and entertained?

[ i mean. yeah? ]

[yaaaasss]

Dude, if that was what I was after, we wouldn't be talking.

[felinguistic]

The answer to that is still no.

[yaaaasss]

Booooo.

[felinguistic]

[ he shrugs. ]

Nothing's changed from what you told me last time?

[yaaaasss]

Weeeeell... Some things have! But you know how you're not allowed to just spill the deets to whoever? It's the same deal here.

You have to ask the right questions.

[felinguistic]

[ he just stares at her. ]

It'd be much easier if you just updated the rulebook.

[ but y'know. fine. ]

You still can't protect someone two weeks in row? And is it possible to protect the possessed person, or are they unprotectable?

[yaaaasss]

Ohhhh. I thought you meant other info!

That's all the same. Your protection will keep whoever you've banged from getting offed by one of you guys acting on your own. So, uh, word to the wise? Try not to bang whoever's possessed, or else whoever they go after won't be able to fight back.

[felinguistic]

Other info.

[ ... ] Would any of this other information explain how the barrier meant to hold the demons in got broken? Or how we’re meant to stop it happening again?

Purposely keeping whoever’s possessed safe isn’t actually on my list of goals, don’t worry about that. But it’s not like we’re closer to a fool-proof method of figuring out who’s possessed each week. I’ll have to use a different method of selection until then.

[yaaaasss]

[motherfucker i thought i replied to this]

Oh, the barrier thing, that's -̸̹̮-̥̫͕̟-̴̨̝̱͙̩̖̝-̸̸̧̘̗̞̘̮̫ͅ-̶̢̩͕̺-̧̟͖-̴̮̯͙̮͇͟-̣̟͚̺-̘͜͡-͏̪̬͔-̙̬͔̦-̷҉̶̜̗͕-̩-̵̛͈̳̤̦̘̟̟̘-͉̖̟͝-̼̹̫̮̟͞-̳̤̤́̕͞-̻̲̣̮̼̤̝͙͟͜͟-҉̖̭͓̫̝̘̠͖-̴̹͎̠̦͝-҉̭̣͕̺-̶̹̗̖͍͈̻̞-҉̡̪̮̰̲̣-̴̸̞̜͍͈͖̪-̝̝-̡͖̬̤̰͎̗͜͟

[felinguistic]

[ we're doing amazing. ]

[ ...

More specific questioning, huh? ]

Did the demon have help breaking the barrier?

[yaaaasss]

Nah, that was all it.

[felinguistic]

[ concerning. ]

There was a weakness in the barrier, then. The symbols on the ground?

[yaaaasss]

Nnnnoooope.

[felinguistic]

[ time to spitball some theories to the wall. ]

Something to do with the host's emotions, then. Or it was really just that determined to get out and cause more havoc.

[yaaaasss]

Youuuu're overthinking it.