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fullthottle) wrote2019-09-07 01:06 am
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SUGAR MOMMY: ZERO
SUGAR MOMMY
On Tuesday afternoon, Zero's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions.
They read as such:
1. Each week, you will select ONE out of three options.A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing.
RISE AND SHINE SUGAR MOMMY ❤️👄💦💅 ARE YOU READY TO 💰SWEETEN💰 UP SOME LIVES???? 😩💦💦 OR ARE YOU HERE TO BE A SPLENDA MOMMY😬😬😬😬 GET🍌OFF🍆YOUR🥒BUTT!!!!🍑 AND DON'T FORGET MOMMY 👀 WE'RE H̨̛͑́ͨ́͒́͠͝U̔̿ͩ̓́̇ͧ̑̌̋̚͏͏̢́҉Ñ̢̾ͤ̍͐̍́͜͢G̡ͤ̓̋ͭ͢͝͡Ȓ͑̇̆ͤ̏ͪͤ̑̅̿҉̢̛͠Y͊ͥ̊̆̇̂ͭ͂̚͞͏ ̵̛͗͋͐͐͋ͥ̆̌̒ͪ̄͗̇ͫͬ̐́FOR MOMMY'S LOVE ❤️
It is there that they will find a familiar face... |
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[ which... actually brings her to something she's been thinking about this week ]
What happens if I die? Will anything happen to the Flower?
[ ah, but right... the people who didn't want to die. ]
... At least they have you looking out for them. What did Polly do when they showed up, pounce on them and ask for reunion sex?
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Sorry. Could you elaborate on what you mean? If it's something specific to your world, I won't know a lot about it.
[His new job description didn't come with everyone's backstory. Sad. :( That comment, however, gets a startled laugh out of him.]
What? No. Would you believe me if I said she's been on her best behavior?
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[ it seems not. well, fine, guess she has to not die until she has a solid answer. :/ ]
And my belief depends on whose definition of best behavior she's going by.
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[Hmmmm... He shrugs?]
What about if it's by my definition?
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... Well, I'll admit, I assumed you were the straight laced type, but I could be wrong...
[ yes, she is casting aspersions on Carlos's best behavior ]
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[HE'S A GOOD(?) HIMBO LET HIM LIVE.]
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[ she's teasing. probably. ]
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a beat.]
So you think I have a pretty face?
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Zero gives him a thorough once over ]
Sure, I guess so. It doesn't mean I'd fuck you though, or that I wouldn't kill you.
[ closes my eyes very tiredly ]