thot and die. (
fullthottle) wrote2019-09-07 01:03 am
CATFISH: KANESAN
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CATFISH
On Monday afternoon, Izuminokami's clamshell will ping! from wherever he has it. Should he pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, he will realize that his RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for him. No other survivor will be able to see these additions.
They read as such:
1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides.A notification will arrive the moment he has finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing.
GOOD π MORNING, CATFISH! π π YOU'RE ON THE π£ HOOK TO SEA π ποΈ AND BE SEEN! π π π BUT DON'T WORRY ππ YOU WON'T BE A π FISH OUT OF WATER FOR 2οΈβ£ LONG π¦π§π§ TAKE A π₯HOTπ₯ PIC π· WITH YOUR BEST POUT ππ BC WE'LL SEE U REEL π£ SOON β₯οΈπβ₯οΈ
It is there that he will find a familiar face... |

TALK TO NATHAN
[Nathan points a finger around the room, not that there are more than two other people here to witness it.]
Remember the golden rule: if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. This old bird is sensitive. She's seen a lot of shit in her day, literal and figurative.
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So this is where youβre from?
[ it, uh. it suits nathan, in a weird way. ]
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[He did he totally lived here he slept on the floor.]
But home is home.
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[He knows what he did there, but thinking about it, it really was sort of a...jack of all trades kind of location.]
Event hosting and other shit.