thot and die. (
fullthottle) wrote2019-09-07 01:03 am
CATFISH: KANESAN
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CATFISH
On Monday afternoon, Izuminokami's clamshell will ping! from wherever he has it. Should he pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, he will realize that his RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for him. No other survivor will be able to see these additions.
They read as such:
1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides.A notification will arrive the moment he has finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing.
GOOD π MORNING, CATFISH! π π YOU'RE ON THE π£ HOOK TO SEA π ποΈ AND BE SEEN! π π π BUT DON'T WORRY ππ YOU WON'T BE A π FISH OUT OF WATER FOR 2οΈβ£ LONG π¦π§π§ TAKE A π₯HOTπ₯ PIC π· WITH YOUR BEST POUT ππ BC WE'LL SEE U REEL π£ SOON β₯οΈπβ₯οΈ
It is there that he will find a familiar face... |

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You'd understand the deep cutting reach of your negligence if you just put your hand down there and gave yourself a well-deserved wank!
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...Shouldnβt you be more worried about people dying than what I do or donβt do with this body?
[ youβve got such skewed priorities, dude!! and heβs only had this body a few years, let him live!! ]
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[Nathan lets out a breath, cursing.]
Has reality settled in enough for you, yet?
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Of course. I don't plan on breaking anytime soon, so I'll do what I have to do. You can trust me with that.