thot and die. (
fullthottle) wrote2019-09-07 01:01 am
DOXXER: JUNPEI
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DOXXER
On Tuesday afternoon, Junpei's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions.
They read as such:
1. Each week, you may check ONE of your fellow participants to learn if they also HAVE BEEN GIVEN A ROLE.A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing.
RISE AND πSPYπ DOXXXER π
π¦ TIME 2οΈβ£ RISE π TO THE OCCASION π₯³π₯³ AND π· DOXX π· UR FELLOW THOTS πβ₯οΈ UR GONNA BE HARD π AT WORK SO BRING UR D-GAME πππ AND LET'S π GET π SNEAKY π£ !!! TIME β° 2 FIND OUT HOW πNAUGHTYπ A HO CAN GET π
It is there that they will find a familiar face... |

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After sucking the Magic Dick a bit, he'll hear a voice whispering sultrily into his ear:]
Taako HAS A ROLE. His title is 1-{4^2C!f/mv)IzNz}&G_(Ei.
[...that last part sure came out distorted.]
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Junpei-- hey, come on, you got your info, you can stop.
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At this point, I'd prefer to be thorough. [Don't @ him. He'll making a face at the plastic taste left in his mouth though. Ugh. Bad idea.] So...hey, what the fuck was that?
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[Chuuya shrugs a shoulder, still amused, and offers Junpei his wineglass to help with that aftertaste.]
You've got a positive on him, at least, but you can't get the full picture yet.
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Don't tell me I have to waste another week and ask about him again to get the full thing. This distortion thing is really getting old.
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[He can at least give him that much.]
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...I'll see what I can do. Are the other roles under the same orders I am where they can't out themselves? Do we know that much?
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I know it sucks, but there's only so much I can give you to work with.
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It's fine. This is more than I usually get on tough cases. But since I did my job...[He does hold out a hand. Notebook please? Reward him. He also has one more question for Chuuya but this is first.]
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[He reaches somewhere inside his dumb overcoat, humming to himself... and fishes out a notebook, which he hands over to Junpei. There you go.]
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Thanks. [...] One last thing. Where did the evidence from Saturday go? I was hoping to grab something after we solved everything.
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[He had nothing to do with it, he doesn't know??]
What were you even after?
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[Plus, like, he could set up an office in there? He's pushing his luck.]
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[he's curious, though-]
What'd he have?
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[Carlos has had a time and probably could use the break from Junpei's bullshit? He'll bother him later it's fine. But at that question he...kinda scratches the back of his head.]
He kinda had one of my arms. [Okay, not kinda, he definitely had an arm. Junpei's arm. Unless items disappear upon death, there is a high chance there is a frozen arm in the freezer of Carlos and Polly's empty room.]
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He had your what?
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Arm. [He waves one of the two arms that are definitely on his body.]
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You get cool gravity stuff, we get timeline-jumping stuff. [A shrug!] But it's still, technically, mine.