BOOTY CALLERS: NIKKARI AND KATY

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BOOTY CALLERS On Tuesday afternoon, both of their clamshells will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated once again. There's one more rule in their list now, though everything on this page remains unreadable to others... The new rule is: 6. You must remember that you SHARE A COMMON GOAL. The notification will pop up once again -- guess updates are just like this! U THOT U SAID GOODBYE 2 DADDY 👻😇, BUT TRUE DADDIES 👏👏 R ALWAYS READY 2 🎁🎁 U THEIR CUMMIES!!! 💦💦💦 ⏰ 2 GIVE DADDY A 📞📞📞📞📞 & B A GOOD, THIRSTY 👅 LITTLE 😻😽😻KITTEN😻😽😻 O҉́P̨͢È͟N̷̡ ̡́Ẁ́͟I̶̸D̕͝͠E As usual, they will be brought to a familiar meeting place with a familiar host -- but this time, something is different. This time they'll realize quickly that they are no longer alone... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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TALK TO NATHAN

[notaquaman]

[It doesn't seem like he has a witty opening line this week. But he's still waiting around, right on schedule, to get done what needs doing.]

[uncleanse]

[ and here's nikkari, ready 2 go 2 work! he looks a little sleepier than usual, but seems otherwise normal. ]

I was expecting you to throw a party for us.

[notaquaman]

There's booze in the back, but I'm afraid that's about the best I got for you.

[uncleanse]

Haha... perhaps later, after we've questioned our dearly departed. But before that... care to try answering a few questions as usual, Young-san?

[notaquaman]

Sure, go for it.

[He pulls out his lighter, just to play with it absently.]

[uncleanse]

First...

Is there anything else I could possibly redeem my tokens for, other than gift shop purchases?

[notaquaman]

Are you seriously still on about that?

[Talk about a one-track mind.]

[uncleanse]

If we can buy vouchers to help us during trials, I thought it would be worth it to ask if the same could apply now that we've entered the final week when we still don't have as much information as we'd like. I have more than enough to spare, after all.

[notaquaman]

I've got a feeling that whoever come up with all this didn't exactly anticipate anyone getting quite so extensively busy in this survival scenario.

[Why are you so rich and horny...]

[uncleanse]

Like I said, I thought it worth asking if there was even remotely a possibility.

[ he just shrugs, don't slutshame a thousand year old sword who only recently got a human body... ]

Moving on... the previous group of hosts. Have they told you why their souls are still trapped here, or is that the sort of question you get a censored answer from?

[notaquaman]

[Nathan pauses, his demeanor changing into something a bit more apprehensive as he runs a hand through his curls.]

The thing is...they haven't said anything at all, lately.

[uncleanse]

[ hm! concerning! ]

... Eh? How long has it been since they last spoke to you?

[notaquaman]

Not a peep since Sunday.

[uncleanse]

What were they saying then?

[notaquaman]

A lot of weird...cryptic bullshit, mostly. It's had me on edge, but I don't really know what to make of it.

[uncleanse]

[ nikkari is just going to stare at nathan as if waiting for him to share this "weird cryptic bullshit" ]

[notaquaman]

You know, just things like how time's almost up...we're gonna get it, yadda yadda...at first I thought they were just fucking with me. They do that. Especially April.

[uncleanse]

... Aren't they supposed to be on our side? You know, with their continued presence aboard this ship serving as a cautionary tale to ensure the same tragedy does not befall us?

[notaquaman]

I mean, yeah?

[Which is why he's so...confused.]

That's the impression I've been under. I mean, they were helping us out with everything we need to know to get on with all this. You know, like, about the fuck or die rules and all that...

[uncleanse]

Then why vanish now, when the fiftieth day approaches...

[notaquaman]

Beats the fuck outta me...but I'll tell you, I've got a bad fuckin feeling.

[uncleanse]

You are not the only one.

[ bad! ]

. . . I'll see if Izuminokami-san can help shed some light on the matter. It seems the other side has been more successful in gathering information than we have.

[polyapathy]

Nathan.

[She strides up to him with a big ol' grin. Hello, your queen has arrived.]

How're ya now?

[And she hands him two things: One is a lit cigarette that she's just taken a puff of, and the other is a bag of the best goddamn trail mix in Letterkenny, which she is famous for, you're welcome.]

[notaquaman]

Always better when I see you, love.

[And she brought a snack!!! So he definitely perks up a bit as he accepts these gifts, taking a nice drag of the cigarette before handing it back and reaching in to try some of that trail mix.]

[polyapathy]

[IT'S AMAZING TRAIL MIX.]

This is our last week together, huh? One way or another.

[And as eager as she is to get out of here, to go home and get back to worrying about normal people shit, the thought of leaving does make her a little sad.]

Stay with Haymitch and I on Thursday.