BOOTY CALLERS: NIKKARI AND KATY

[fullthottle]

BOOTY CALLERS On Tuesday afternoon, both of their clamshells will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated once again. There's one more rule in their list now, though everything on this page remains unreadable to others... The new rule is: 6. You must remember that you SHARE A COMMON GOAL. The notification will pop up once again -- guess updates are just like this! U THOT U SAID GOODBYE 2 DADDY 👻😇, BUT TRUE DADDIES 👏👏 R ALWAYS READY 2 🎁🎁 U THEIR CUMMIES!!! 💦💦💦 ⏰ 2 GIVE DADDY A 📞📞📞📞📞 & B A GOOD, THIRSTY 👅 LITTLE 😻😽😻KITTEN😻😽😻 O҉́P̨͢È͟N̷̡ ̡́Ẁ́͟I̶̸D̕͝͠E As usual, they will be brought to a familiar meeting place with a familiar host -- but this time, something is different. This time they'll realize quickly that they are no longer alone... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[uncleanse]

... Aren't they supposed to be on our side? You know, with their continued presence aboard this ship serving as a cautionary tale to ensure the same tragedy does not befall us?

[notaquaman]

I mean, yeah?

[Which is why he's so...confused.]

That's the impression I've been under. I mean, they were helping us out with everything we need to know to get on with all this. You know, like, about the fuck or die rules and all that...

[uncleanse]

Then why vanish now, when the fiftieth day approaches...

[notaquaman]

Beats the fuck outta me...but I'll tell you, I've got a bad fuckin feeling.

[uncleanse]

You are not the only one.

[ bad! ]

. . . I'll see if Izuminokami-san can help shed some light on the matter. It seems the other side has been more successful in gathering information than we have.