COCKBLOCKERS: EDELGARD, GRUNE, SHIRAISHI

[fullthottle]

COCKBLOCKER On Monday afternoon, all three of their clamshells will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated once again. There's one more rule in their list now, though everything on this page remains unreadable to others... The new rule is: 6. You must remember that you SHARE A COMMON GOAL. The notification will pop up once again -- guess updates are just like this! WEE 🚨 OOO 🚨 WEE 🚨 OOO HEY SLUTS ARE YOU READY TO GET UP OFF YOUR LIL 🍑 ASS 🍑 AND BLOCK 🚫🚫🚫 SOME COCKS 🐓🐓🐓 ? ? ? 🍆💦 🍆💦 🍆💦 YOU ARE THE 👮 FUN 👮 POLICE 👮 AND YOU'RE HERE TO RAIN ☂️ ☂️ ☂️ ON SOME PARADES !!!! UP AND AT 'EM TO MEET THE B̴̨̃ͩ̈́ͬͨ̕I͋͐ͫ͘͘Gͪ͐͗̓̓̃́̚G̴̀̓E͛́̀S͂̃͂͐͌̽̓̔T̢̓̊̎͑̐ ̷̴̃́H̓ͨ̒́͘Ỏ̏͗̋͑ͮͯ̌ ̨̊̎̅ͫ̊͢O͛ͯͣ̌̈́̋ͣ̀͝F͋̄̚͞͝ ̴̔̉̍͟A̴̾L̨̂̊̔̀L̍ͦ͆̏̚ As usual, they will be brought to a familiar meeting place with a familiar host -- but this time, something is different. This time they'll realize quickly that they are no longer alone... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[yaaaasss]

Right, there's that. But, like, some people here are...

[how does she phrase this delicately? oh right, she can't]

Waaaaay more murder happy than they like to act? So ... backup plans, you know? His dick can keep people like you safe. Everybody wins!

[hegemonstrous]

It’s not that I don’t think someone might try to murder me. It’s simply that I’m confident that without demonic strength, I could beat them. Or at the least, cause them enough trouble that it isn’t worth their while.

It seems pointless anyway, since there’s no way I wouldn’t know thatwas Shiraishi’s motive for trying to sleep with me.

[yaaaasss]

You can suspect it all you want, boo. But like, you won't really know for sure. Maybe he got down and dirty with someone else before you and just fell prey to your feminine wiles! Maybe he waited until the veeeeery end of the week to bang anyone 'cause he wanted to keep you safe.

As long as he doesn't tell you and there's that teeny tiny bit of doubt, you should be fine.

[hegemonstrous]

Oh. I didn’t realize - so we can still choose someone who suspects, so long as we don’t tip our hand outright.

[yaaaasss]

Yeah. If they know for sure that's what you're up to - zzzip! Nada. Zilch. Nothing.

But if they don't know, then you're good. It's a matter of how certain they are, if there's any doubt in their minds. Kinda like how you guys can get away with sharing some stuff as long as people don't realize you have a role because of what you say. If you can get them to think you know shit 'cause someone else told you, you're good, you know?