COCKBLOCKERS: EDELGARD, GRUNE, SHIRAISHI

[fullthottle]

COCKBLOCKER On Monday afternoon, all three of their clamshells will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated once again. There's one more rule in their list now, though everything on this page remains unreadable to others... The new rule is: 6. You must remember that you SHARE A COMMON GOAL. The notification will pop up once again -- guess updates are just like this! WEE 🚨 OOO 🚨 WEE 🚨 OOO HEY SLUTS ARE YOU READY TO GET UP OFF YOUR LIL 🍑 ASS 🍑 AND BLOCK 🚫🚫🚫 SOME COCKS 🐓🐓🐓 ? ? ? 🍆💦 🍆💦 🍆💦 YOU ARE THE 👮 FUN 👮 POLICE 👮 AND YOU'RE HERE TO RAIN ☂️ ☂️ ☂️ ON SOME PARADES !!!! UP AND AT 'EM TO MEET THE B̴̨̃ͩ̈́ͬͨ̕I͋͐ͫ͘͘Gͪ͐͗̓̓̃́̚G̴̀̓E͛́̀S͂̃͂͐͌̽̓̔T̢̓̊̎͑̐ ̷̴̃́H̓ͨ̒́͘Ỏ̏͗̋͑ͮͯ̌ ̨̊̎̅ͫ̊͢O͛ͯͣ̌̈́̋ͣ̀͝F͋̄̚͞͝ ̴̔̉̍͟A̴̾L̨̂̊̔̀L̍ͦ͆̏̚ As usual, they will be brought to a familiar meeting place with a familiar host -- but this time, something is different. This time they'll realize quickly that they are no longer alone... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[yaaaasss]

[it's super cursed]

SO LONG. I wanted to tell you guys, but that's like, interference? Well, more interference than helping you cockblock the demons is. And if I get myself knocked out of existence for interfering, I can't help you guys, sooooo...!

[felinguistic]

The rules are pretty strict here, aren't they. According to our newer friend over there, she took on the role when the young girl was killed. I take it that means our roles are passed on if we die?

[yaaaasss]

Looks that way, buuuuuuut.

If you wanna keep your powered-up... uh, powers. Try not to die? 'Cause then the other two would have to track down your replacement, and until they did, you'd all be back to the old way of doing things.

[...]

Also you're way hotter alive, no offense.

[felinguistic]

So, protect everyone as smartly as we back, but also try not to die and mess everything up n the process.

[ simples. ]

I prefer being alive, personally. No worries there.

[yaaaasss]

Yeah, you've got this! You're not the screwup type.

[felinguistic]

[ joke's on you, shiraishi isn't but i am. HAHA! ]

Hopefully not.

[yaaaasss]

You've got less fuckups to your name so far than me! So you're doing great.

[felinguistic]

That's not a great endorsement.

[yaaaasss]

Oh, come on.

[felinguistic]

It's not wrong.

[yaaaasss]

Here I am trying to lift your spirits, and you're giving me shit.

[felinguistic]

You do the have privilege of being the one who summoned sex demons.

[yaaaasss]

[muttering:]

I'm still mad they didn't even fuck me. They're sex demons.

[in a normal, conversational voice:]

Oh, yeah! The thing you had me try... it, uh. It burst into flames when I crossed over. Sorry.

[felinguistic]

Hmm. Yes, I got the impression this week it might do. Oh well.

Thank you for trying.

[yaaaasss]

I told him what it was though! So it's kind of like he got the message. Good thing I peeked!

[felinguistic]

The message was half as important as the method [ wow ] -- but I suppose it wasn't wasted effort overall.

[yaaaasss]

Yeah, like, at least we know what happens if we try now.