COCKBLOCKER: SHIRAISHI

[fullthottle]

COCKBLOCKER On Monday afternoon, Shiraishi's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you may protect ONE participant from being killed by ONE OF YOUR OWN. 2. You MAY NOT protect the same individual TWICE IN A ROW. 3. This protection will be extended to the FIRST PERSON you bang after your weekly meeting. 4. This protection will NOT TAKE EFFECT if you tell someone you are sleeping with them to protect them. 5. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. WEE 🚨 OOO 🚨 WEE 🚨 OOO HEY SLUT ARE YOU READY TO GET UP OFF YOUR LIL 🍑 ASS 🍑 AND BLOCK 🚫🚫🚫 SOME COCKS 🐓🐓🐓 ? ? ? 🍆💦 🍆💦 🍆💦 YOU ARE THE 👮 FUN 👮 POLICE 👮 AND YOU'RE HERE TO RAIN ☂️ ☂️ ☂️ ON SOME PARADES !!!! UP AND AT 'EM TO MEET THE B̴̨̃ͩ̈́ͬͨ̕I͋͐ͫ͘͘Gͪ͐͗̓̓̃́̚G̴̀̓E͛́̀S͂̃͂͐͌̽̓̔T̢̓̊̎͑̐ ̷̴̃́H̓ͨ̒́͘Ỏ̏͗̋͑ͮͯ̌ ̨̊̎̅ͫ̊͢O͛ͯͣ̌̈́̋ͣ̀͝F͋̄̚͞͝ ̴̔̉̍͟A̴̾L̨̂̊̔̀L̍ͦ͆̏̚ Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through A BATHROOM WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GRAFFITI until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[yaaaasss]

[she takes the piece of paper and unfolds it to try and read it because polly has no sense of boundaries and i'm sorry]

[felinguistic]

[ yeah he 100% expected that.

it's just a little doodle of a happy looking cat and nothing else. There's no message next to it. ]

[yaaaasss]

Hey, this is cute!

So who am I supposed to try and give this to? Or are we just checking to see if I can bring it back?

[felinguistic]

Column A, Column B. If it makes it over there, pass it to Aizawa. If it doesn't, then let me know.

[yaaaasss]

You got it, boo!

[felinguistic]

I'll await the outcome with interest.

[yaaaasss]

Anything else you've got for me in the meantime?

[felinguistic]

No, I think we're fine for the moment.

[yaaaasss]

All right, then. Guess it's time for us to hop to it! Have fun with your magic diiiiick.

[aaaaaaaand poof, she's gone! shiraishi is free to leave the bathroom whenever; he'll come out inside whichever room he was attempting to walk through the doorway to when he first ended up here.]

[felinguistic]

[ BRITT WE FINISHED A THREAD WE DIDN'T FORGET TO REPLY OR ANYTHING!!! ]

[yaaaasss]

[I'M REALLY PROUD OF US!!!]