SUGAR MOMMY: ZERO

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SUGAR MOMMY On Tuesday afternoon, Zero's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you will select ONE out of three options. 2.You will NOT KNOW what any of these options are until YOU HAVE SELECTED ONE. 3. The results may be BENEFICIAL OR DETRIMENTAL TO THE GROUP. 4. You CANNOT TAKE BACK YOUR CHOICE once it is made. 5. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. RISE AND SHINE SUGAR MOMMY ❤️👄💦💅 ARE YOU READY TO 💰SWEETEN💰 UP SOME LIVES???? 😩💦💦 OR ARE YOU HERE TO BE A SPLENDA MOMMY😬😬😬😬 GET🍌OFF🍆YOUR🥒BUTT!!!!🍑 AND DON'T FORGET MOMMY 👀 WE'RE H̨̛͑́ͨ́͒́͠͝U̔̿ͩ̓́̇ͧ̑̌̋̚͏͏̢́҉Ñ̢̾ͤ̍͐̍́͜͢G̡ͤ̓̋ͭ͢͝͡Ȓ͑̇̆ͤ̏ͪͤ̑̅̿҉̢̛͠Y͊ͥ̊̆̇̂ͭ͂̚͞͏ ̵̛͗͋͐͐͋ͥ̆̌̒ͪ̄͗̇ͫͬ̐́FOR MOMMY'S LOVE ❤️ Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through an empty hospital wing until they reach a single room with a steadily beeping heart monitor. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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WEEK ONE

[fullthottle]

TALK TO CARLOS

[tricycles]

[... Well. This is happening!

Carlos is waiting for her in the room once she makes her way down the corridor. He smiles as soon as he sees her.]

Glad you could make it, Zero.

[Is he.]

[fleuris]

[ this is happening. why is this happening. ]

That makes one of us. [ man, it's becoming reflex - as soon as he smiles, she scowls. ]

So. This is the "Other Side" you and Polly were talking about?

[tricycles]

[She was halfway decent to him once so now she's gotta deal with him being friendly. Embrace it, binch.]

Not exactly. Think of it as more of a... space between your side and ours. You can't get in here unless you're helping us out with something.

[fleuris]

[ god, you offer to mercy kill a guy one time and then he gets all soppy on you. ]

I hate magic. And what am I helping you with, exactly? I'm not seeing a lot of options here.

[ unless it's to kill him? is that what she's here for? she can get behind that. ]

[tricycles]

Did you take a look around the room?

[The fleshlights, Zero.]

[fleuris]

[ that's not helpful, that's being horny. ]

How the fuck does playing with magic sex toys help anyone?

[tricycles]

You see that ball of light inside? You pull it out, you get results. If you're lucky and pick the right one, it'll be something that could help someone.

[fleuris]

And if I pick the wrong one?

[ she sees three options, and there's always a wrong choice ]

[tricycles]

... Something bad will happen. But you have two other choices: One good, and one neutral. The odds are in your favor.

[Maybe.]

[fleuris]

I wouldn't bet on that.

[ her luck is shit. ]

How bad are we talking?

[tricycles]

It varies from week to week. And I'll only know what it is after you make your choice.

[So! He doesn't know just yet.]

[fleuris]

Thanks, that's really helpful.

[ aaaaaaaaagh, whatever, it's not like she can leave anyway? she'll stomp off to violate a fleshlight now. ]

CHOICE

[fullthottle]

[A meal table sits in one corner of the room. On it, Zero will spot three crystal fleshlights — each one of them with what appears to be a glowing sphere of light trapped inside of them.

To make your choice, please reply to this comment indicating if Zero will select the right, center or left fleshlight. She must dig her fingers into it to pull out the sphere of light and get results. You have until Wednesday, 12:00 PM EST to make this choice.]

[fleuris]

[ i'm sure Zero will stop complaining at some point and make her way over to the table. uhhhh... choices. hm. ]

... Eenie meanie miney mo, catch a dragon by its toe...

[ does eenie meanie exist in midgard? probably not, but just roll with it. Zero picks the left fleshlight. inserting her index and third finger, she'll brusquely probe for the sphere and yank it out with little fanfare.

alright mods, what've we got? ]

[tricycles]

[... Well. Zero will only have a moment to examine the sphere of light, for it will begin to shine brightly enough to blind her for a couple of seconds. When this happens, she will hear an unfamiliar voice. It will whisper:]

F̵̺̕ŕ̵̨ḭ̵͘d̴̬̓a̶͕͐y̷͎̾.̸̮̄.̵̖͛.̸̱̍

[Once her sight returns, both the sphere of light and the fleshlights will be gone. She'll hear Carlos groan behind her, clearly frustrated.]

That's— Seriously?

[Hm.]

[fleuris]

Hey, I warned you.

[ yeah it's not her fault eenie meanie let her down. ]

So? How bad is it?

[tricycles]

You did. [HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS... Oh, well.] It's -̵̳̭̀̈́̉̚ ̸̯̏͊̾-̴̨̜͙̘̄ ̶̢̆-̶̣͚̈́̀̃ ̷̰̂-̷̧̃͒̋ ̷̥̖͇̤̃̿͘͠-̸̘̻͌ ̶̜̇̈́-̷̹̀̀̉̿ ̶̩̼͗͂-̸͙͖͓̣͆̊ ̵̼̯͖̈́͐-̵͉̣̫̚ ̷̯͖̎̊-̸̤͙͋ͅ ̸̘̜̤̜͒-̸͙̠̖̈́̾ ̶͉͋ — really?

[CLOSES HIS EYES!!! He takes a deep breath before trying another angle.]

There's going to be... something on Friday. But whatever it is? It's not going to belong there. [...] Do you get what I'm trying to say?

[fleuris]

No.

[ is her immediate retort, but after that she'll pause to mull it over a bit. let's see, there's only been one Friday so far, but... hm. ]

... Something that doesn't fit, huh? Better hope it's obvious.

Any hints on where it'll be?

[ maybe she can just... pocket evidence. in her non-existent pockets. ]

[tricycles]

[ZERO.................... He gives her a flat look after her immediate response, but sits back until she figures it out herself. Once she's worked out the logic—]

I tried to tell you exactly what it is and where it'll be first. [Hence, that garbled nonsense.] They're not letting me say anything more than what you already got.

[fleuris]

Sorry, I missed that while you were busy speaking in tongue.

[ zero, he's not doing it on purpose. ]

Obvious and that I find it first, then. If someone else latches onto it, what am I supposed to do, persuade them that it's fake?

[ you know she persuades people? she stabs them. she stabs them until they can't have an idea anymore. ]

[tricycles]

Yes. Exactly.

[NO STABBY, ZERO.]

You're smart, Zero. I know you can figure this out. If you explain to the others why it doesn't fit, they'll hear you out.

[fleuris]

[ she's just. giving him the look in her icon.

is she smart? debatable. is she remotely patient? no. ]

[tricycles]

[giving her this flat look back.

are you calling yourself stupid zero]

[fleuris]

[ she's only got one eye, Carlos, she can keep this staring contest going.

and no, fuck you, she's not stupid! she's- ah, wait, that's not.... ]

... You called this place in between, but what is it? And how did you find it?