COCKBLOCKER: GRUNE

[fullthottle]

COCKBLOCKER On Monday afternoon, Grune's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you may protect ONE participant from being killed by a DEMON. 2. You MAY NOT protect the same individual TWICE IN A ROW. 3. This protection will be extended to the FIRST PERSON you bang after your weekly meeting. 4. This protection will NOT TAKE EFFECT if you tell someone you are sleeping with them to protect them. 5. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. WEE 🚨 OOO 🚨 WEE 🚨 OOO HEY SLUT ARE YOU READY TO GET UP OFF YOUR LIL 🍑 ASS 🍑 AND BLOCK 🚫🚫🚫 SOME COCKS 🐓🐓🐓 ? ? ? 🍆💦 🍆💦 🍆💦 YOU ARE THE 👮 FUN 👮 POLICE 👮 AND YOU'RE HERE TO RAIN ☂️ ☂️ ☂️ ON SOME PARADES !!!! UP AND AT 'EM TO MEET THE B̴̨̃ͩ̈́ͬͨ̕I͋͐ͫ͘͘Gͪ͐͗̓̓̃́̚G̴̀̓E͛́̀S͂̃͂͐͌̽̓̔T̢̓̊̎͑̐ ̷̴̃́H̓ͨ̒́͘Ỏ̏͗̋͑ͮͯ̌ ̨̊̎̅ͫ̊͢O͛ͯͣ̌̈́̋ͣ̀͝F͋̄̚͞͝ ̴̔̉̍͟A̴̾L̨̂̊̔̀L̍ͦ͆̏̚ Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through A BATHROOM WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GRAFFITI until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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WEEK ONE

[fullthottle]

CHOICE

[fullthottle]

[Please reply here with your choice of WHO YOU ARE PROTECTING no later than 12 PM PST/3 PM EST ON TUESDAY for logistical reasons! Keep in mind that this must be included in your thot report as the mechanics require the protection to be passed on by fucking, and that ICly this should be the first sexual encounter they have after finishing this meeting.]

[warmness]

[ DIMITRI


i'll slide in the thot report after figuring out the thread with gigi ]

TALK TO POLLY

[yaaaasss]

Hey, boo!

[Here's Polly, sitting on the toilet in the last bathroom stall like it's a throne. (Thankfully, the seat is down, and she's just sitting there and not actually doing anything.)]

Looks like those lessons I taught you are totally gonna come in handy after all! So, uh, you got any questions?

[warmness]

Oh my, this reunion was fast. Hello.

[ sup polly. grune will enter her stall



she'll have an actual question in a moment she just had to greet polly properly first ]

[yaaaasss]

Sure was! I was kind of surprised too, but hey, I'm not complaining.

[Unlife is pretty good right now, if you ignore the melty execution.]

[warmness]

So we will be meeting here every week then?

[ in this

bathroom ]

[yaaaasss]

Yeah, where else?

[warmness]

I don't know.

[ somewhere without toilets, but grune isn't one to complain ]

What's this about blocking some cocks?

[yaaaasss]

Oh, yeah, that! Soooo, like. Since this is my bad and all, I'm in charge of helping you guys keep people safe.

[She smiles.]

Basically, you've got a magic vag now. Or you will once our meeting is over. Use it wisely! The first person you mess around with after you leave here will be totally, completely, one hundred percent safe from demons this week.

[warmness]

Oh my!

[ i hate this so much ]

That's very nice of you:

[yaaaasss]

I know, right? I'm super helpful.

[warmness]

You are!

[ it's her fault this happened but ok ]

Now let's see... if it won't work two weeks in a row, on the third week could I do the first person again?

[yaaaasss]

I... think so? If you keep bouncing back and forth between the same two people it might not work, though. Variety is the spice of life!

[warmness]

[ she nods ]

I'm fine with that.

Also... how would someone know to ask me? Do people know about the blocking of the cocks?

[yaaaasss]

Not yet, but they might later!

[warmness]

I'll be very sneaky.

[ literally no one is going to suspect her it's fine ]

[yaaaasss]

Good! I knew you were a good pick, Grune.

[warmness]

Hurray.

[ she looks so proud!! ]

Oh... if something happens to me, will someone else do this?

[yaaaasss]

I have no clue. Let's, uh, make sure nothing happens to you.

[warmness]

I'll try to stay safe.

[ this comment would be funnier if i get the dm that i'm dying later, but we'll find out ]

Are you doing well?

[yaaaasss]

[hm]

Oh, yeah, I'm great! Yesterday really sucked but it's like Carlos said. The other side isn't that bad.

[warmness]

So is it just the two of you?

[ can polly finally bang carlos ]

[yaaaasss]

Yeah, but he STILL won't bang me. What the hell, right?!

[warmness]

Is that so?

Have you said 'please'?