SUGAR PARENTS: BECK & ZERO

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SUGAR PARENTS On Tuesday afternoon, both of their clamshells will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated once again. There's one more rule in their list now, though everything on this page remains unreadable to others... The new rule is: 6. You must remember that you SHARE A COMMON GOAL. The notification will pop up once again -- guess updates are just like this! RISE AND SHINE SUGAR PARENTS ❤️🤑💦💅 ARE YOU READY TO 💰SWEETEN💰 UP SOME LIVES???? 😩💦💦 OR ARE YOU HERE TO BE A SPLENDA PARENT😬😬😬😬 GET🍌OFF🍆YOUR🥒BUTT!!!!🍑 AND DON'T FORGET 👀 WE'RE H̨̛͑́ͨ́͒́͠͝U̔̿ͩ̓́̇ͧ̑̌̋̚͏͏̢́҉Ñ̢̾ͤ̍͐̍́͜͢G̡ͤ̓̋ͭ͢͝͡Ȓ͑̇̆ͤ̏ͪͤ̑̅̿҉̢̛͠Y͊ͥ̊̆̇̂ͭ͂̚͞͏ ̵̛͗͋͐͐͋ͥ̆̌̒ͪ̄͗̇ͫͬ̐́FOR YOUR LOVE ❤️ As usual, they will be brought to a familiar meeting place with a familiar host -- but this time, something is different. This time they'll realize quickly that they are no longer alone... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[fleuris]

[ of course ]

Bad, right?

[ gdi left, how could you let her down ]

[tricycles]

Yep.

[WEARILY.

Left has let them all down.]

[fleuris]

[ she'll step up and take a look at that label. can she read it? ]

So I have to pick a victim. And I assume I can't pick myself or Beck, right?

[ because they'd know it was coming and could react ]

[tricycles]

... Good question, but not for this one. Remember how last week you only got nine discs? Now you're gonna get some choices that can hit everyone on the ship at once.

[Which will make sense, once Zero reads the label and sees that it says:]

WARNING: LIVE SNAKES
PLANES DON'T GET TO HAVE ALL THE FUN

[So, that's. That's nice.]

[fleuris]

... Are they venomous?

[ hahahaha, this sucks. though, if it's hitting the entire ship... ]

Can we warn some people? They can't really switch targets if there's enough for everyone. Can they?

[tricycles]

[He seems to think about it, squinting at the crate with a frown.]

... Probably not.

[PROBABLY.]

That depends on who you plan to warn. But I'd be cautious anyway. It might count as rule-breaking.

[fleuris]

Telling someone who knows about my role and what it does counts as rule breaking?

[ this place is such a stick in the mud... ]

What if I just told someone to keep their antidote with them. Or just... went around killing snakes.

[ she doesn't really want to, but it's better than someone dying to one, technically making her a murderer or something. ]