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fullthottle) wrote2019-11-03 06:21 pm
CATFISH: WEI WUXIAN
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CATFISH
On Monday afternoon, Wei Wuxian's clamshell will ping! from wherever he has it. Should he pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, he will realize that his RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for him. No other survivor will be able to see these additions.
They read as such:
1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides.A notification will arrive the moment he has finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing.
GOOD 🌞 MORNING, CATFISH! 🐟 💋 YOU'RE ON THE 🎣 HOOK TO SEA 🌊 🏖️ AND BE SEEN! 👀 👀 👀 BUT DON'T WORRY 😉😚 YOU WON'T BE A 🐠 FISH OUT OF WATER FOR 2️⃣ LONG 💦💧💧 TAKE A 🔥HOT🔥 PIC 📷 WITH YOUR BEST POUT 💋💋 BC WE'LL SEE U REEL 🎣 SOON ♥️👀♥️
It is there that he will find a familiar face... |

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[Not any more than any of the other hosts, anyway. They have way more on their hands.]
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Then I'll come call on you again this week! Haha, we could probably all use a few little distractions here and there, anyway.