CATFISH: WEI WUXIAN

[fullthottle]

CATFISH On Monday afternoon, Wei Wuxian's clamshell will ping! from wherever he has it. Should he pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, he will realize that his RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for him. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides. 2. The specifics of this task will VARY FROM WEEK TO WEEK, and there's no guarantee that any two tasks will be the same. 3. You MUST COMPLETE THIS TASK BEFORE THE DAY OF THE TRIAL, regardless of what it entails. 4. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not OFFER THE INFORMATION FREELY to others. A notification will arrive the moment he has finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. GOOD 🌞 MORNING, CATFISH! 🐟 💋 YOU'RE ON THE 🎣 HOOK TO SEA 🌊 🏖️ AND BE SEEN! 👀 👀 👀 BUT DON'T WORRY 😉😚 YOU WON'T BE A 🐠 FISH OUT OF WATER FOR 2️⃣ LONG 💦💧💧 TAKE A 🔥HOT🔥 PIC 📷 WITH YOUR BEST POUT 💋💋 BC WE'LL SEE U REEL 🎣 SOON ♥️👀♥️ Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment he opens a door and walk through it, he will find himself falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As he regains his bearings and looks at his surroundings, he'll realize that the door he walked through is no longer there. It seems like he has only one choice, and that's to walk forward until he reaches his destination. It is there that he will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[givethemhell]

[UNFORTUNATE AS THAT IS INDEED but hi. He reaches forward to tug some of the hair framing Chuuya's face, which is apparently supposed to be an affectionate gesture - though he's a little distracted by his words.]

Will do, will do! What is it this time? [...] And are you waiting for something?

[Paranoia???]

[doublesmall]

[that hair tug gets him a quick kiss in return, gross.]

I've got something I need to get back to, is all-- but you've got an easy one. Check in on a few people and make sure they're getting whatever help they need; we'll need everyone in good condition.

[givethemhell]

[Absolutely disgostin, but he seems doubly pleased by both the affection and the fact that he's got an easy task this week THANK GOD.]

Good! That's some running around I don't mind doing. [Since he just does that shit on his own anyway...]

I'll let you get back to what you were working on, then. Haha, is it something you'll need a bit of luck for?

[doublesmall]

It might be, if you have any extra.

[he'll take all the luck he can get, honestly.]

[givethemhell]

Sure, sure! I'll send all my extra your way.

[HE HAS NO EXTRA HE USED ALL HIS LUCK TO LIMBO AWAY FROM DEATH FOR SIX WEEKS.]