CATFISH: WEI WUXIAN

[fullthottle]

CATFISH On Monday afternoon, Wei Wuxian's clamshell will ping! from wherever he has it. Should he pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, he will realize that his RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for him. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides. 2. The specifics of this task will VARY FROM WEEK TO WEEK, and there's no guarantee that any two tasks will be the same. 3. You MUST COMPLETE THIS TASK BEFORE THE DAY OF THE TRIAL, regardless of what it entails. 4. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not OFFER THE INFORMATION FREELY to others. A notification will arrive the moment he has finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. GOOD 🌞 MORNING, CATFISH! 🐟 💋 YOU'RE ON THE 🎣 HOOK TO SEA 🌊 🏖️ AND BE SEEN! 👀 👀 👀 BUT DON'T WORRY 😉😚 YOU WON'T BE A 🐠 FISH OUT OF WATER FOR 2️⃣ LONG 💦💧💧 TAKE A 🔥HOT🔥 PIC 📷 WITH YOUR BEST POUT 💋💋 BC WE'LL SEE U REEL 🎣 SOON ♥️👀♥️ Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment he opens a door and walk through it, he will find himself falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As he regains his bearings and looks at his surroundings, he'll realize that the door he walked through is no longer there. It seems like he has only one choice, and that's to walk forward until he reaches his destination. It is there that he will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[givethemhell]

[After he's done collecting his mission, he'll stop on by where Nathan is hanging out, reaching out to pat his shoulder before holding out a little bundle wrapped in a napkin.]

Brought something for you!

[notaquaman]

Wh--

[This? Has never happened?]

I can't remember the last time I've gotten a fucking gift. What's the occasion?

[givethemhell]

[NATHAN THAT'S SAD and yet his little goblin heart is endeared.]

None in particular! You've just been working really hard for a long time now, you know? [And Nathan would probably not enjoy the kind of gifts he'd give to... Polly or Chuuya... so.] Wasn't really sure if you'd like these, but I hope they're to your taste!

[When he opens the napkin, he'll see they're cookies! Taako's recipe, so they're gonna be bomb as hell.]

[notaquaman]

Well, thank you for noticing.

[He's preening like a stupid peacock at all the attention, gosh. Immediately, he goes to eat one of the cookies, but stops short.]

Just to be sure, these don't have anything special in them, do they? You know, like, anything that'll make things get real weird real fast.

[givethemhell]

[He's here to unfortunately encourage preening because it can be endearing unless your name is Jin Zixuan.]

Hm? No, no - just what's usual for cookies, it seems, and a few fancier things.

[Like giant chunks of chocolate and a ribbon of salted caramel running through. Tragically they aren't gooey and warm and fresh out of the oven, but they're still pretty dang delicious.]