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thot and die. ([personal profile] fullthottle) wrote2019-11-03 06:21 pm
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CATFISH: WEI WUXIAN

CATFISH
On Monday afternoon, Wei Wuxian's clamshell will ping! from wherever he has it. Should he pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, he will realize that his RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for him. No other survivor will be able to see these additions.

They read as such:

1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides.
2. The specifics of this task will VARY FROM WEEK TO WEEK, and there's no guarantee that any two tasks will be the same.
3. You MUST COMPLETE THIS TASK BEFORE THE DAY OF THE TRIAL, regardless of what it entails.
4. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not OFFER THE INFORMATION FREELY to others.
A notification will arrive the moment he has finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing.

GOOD 🌞 MORNING, CATFISH! 🐟 💋 YOU'RE ON THE 🎣 HOOK TO SEA 🌊 🏖️ AND BE SEEN! 👀 👀 👀 BUT DON'T WORRY 😉😚 YOU WON'T BE A 🐠 FISH OUT OF WATER FOR 2️⃣ LONG 💦💧💧 TAKE A 🔥HOT🔥 PIC 📷 WITH YOUR BEST POUT 💋💋 BC WE'LL SEE U REEL 🎣 SOON ♥️👀♥️
Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment he opens a door and walk through it, he will find himself falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As he regains his bearings and looks at his surroundings, he'll realize that the door he walked through is no longer there. It seems like he has only one choice, and that's to walk forward until he reaches his destination.

It is there that he will find a familiar face...



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doublesmall: (i get a little bit genghis khan)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2019-11-05 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Can you stop being so casual about that?

[GOD. he hates it!]

But no, you shouldn't die if you fail this one. You won't get a reward for it, though.

[what a reassuring answer.]
givethemhell: (nerdass laugh)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-11-05 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Right, right - still getting used to that, haha!

[To... to people caring about his flippant dismissal of his own demise (past present or future tense). What a wild world he lives in now!]

But alright, good to know. [Though he does notice that fuckin "this one", god.] Mm! Well, then - I can just come ask one of you if I have any other questions and that's that?

[HE ACCEPTS EVERYTHING TOO EASILY.]
doublesmall: (to ask where you go at night)

[personal profile] doublesmall 2019-11-05 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
That's pretty much it, yeah. I didn't think you'd have any issues-- good to know I was right.

[He goes with things way too easily, but right now that sure is convenient for them!]
givethemhell: (ふふふ)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-11-05 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well! Could be much worse, right?

[Ah, the optimism(???) of someone who's already hit rock bottom once... Anyway!! He's not Higekiri so Chuuya doesn't get any goodbye smooches, but he does get a cheery little wave.]

I'll go get to work, then - rather not leave things up to chance and wait too long. Haha, I still have a few other errands to run for Higekiri, anyway.

[Since that boy can't collect handwriting samples for shit GOD.]

Let's meet up and have a drink later!
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