CATFISH: WEI WUXIAN

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CATFISH On Monday afternoon, Wei Wuxian's clamshell will ping! from wherever he has it. Should he pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, he will realize that his RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for him. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you will be given A TASK by your guides. 2. The specifics of this task will VARY FROM WEEK TO WEEK, and there's no guarantee that any two tasks will be the same. 3. You MUST COMPLETE THIS TASK BEFORE THE DAY OF THE TRIAL, regardless of what it entails. 4. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not OFFER THE INFORMATION FREELY to others. A notification will arrive the moment he has finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. GOOD 🌞 MORNING, CATFISH! 🐟 💋 YOU'RE ON THE 🎣 HOOK TO SEA 🌊 🏖️ AND BE SEEN! 👀 👀 👀 BUT DON'T WORRY 😉😚 YOU WON'T BE A 🐠 FISH OUT OF WATER FOR 2️⃣ LONG 💦💧💧 TAKE A 🔥HOT🔥 PIC 📷 WITH YOUR BEST POUT 💋💋 BC WE'LL SEE U REEL 🎣 SOON ♥️👀♥️ Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment he opens a door and walk through it, he will find himself falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As he regains his bearings and looks at his surroundings, he'll realize that the door he walked through is no longer there. It seems like he has only one choice, and that's to walk forward until he reaches his destination. It is there that he will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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TALK TO NATHAN

[notaquaman]

[Who is currently trying to fish a bag of miniature cookies out of a vending machine. So he's, like, on the floor, with his arm wedged up the slot it's fine.]

Hello, stranger.

[He grunts in his efforts, reaching...!]

Might as well go talk to the other guy, instead.

[givethemhell]

[WELL HE'S. HE'S HERE, HE GUESSES. He's not a fan of any of this, but also unsurprisingly, he doesn't seem that ruffled. His insane flexibility doesn't just extend to his increasingly fuckin wild adventures in the sheets... i hate that i typed that

ANYWAY.]

Hello, hello! Good to see you're still in one lovely piece. [He'll just cheerfully clap a hand over Nathan's shoulder! The one not attached to the arm he's shoved into the vending machine.]

...You sure you don't need a hand here, first?

[Haha, hand puns.]

[notaquaman]

[It's funny because of all the dismemberment.]

Nah, I'll work it outta the bitch. She likes it.

[givethemhell]

[Nathan really is just so... very Nathan. Refreshingly Nathan.]

Haha, well, if you say so!

[OFF HE TROTS TO TALK TO CHUUYA but whenever he's done with that, he's absolutely coming back to see if Nathan's been successful with his snack grab.]

[notaquaman]

[Whenever he returns he will discover that Nathan was indeed successful! He's very content snuggled up in a wheelchair with his little bag of cookies and a beer that he probably got from somewhere else.]

[givethemhell]

[He can't judge this man's life and he won't even try.]

Ah, a success! Glad you fished that out of there.

[notaquaman]

What can I say? I know how to treat a woman.

[He's weird.]

[givethemhell]

[HE IS WEIRD?? That's why Wei Wuxian likes him, unfortunately. He'd plunk himself down next to the wheelchair to have a longer chat, but he's also ready to slam and jam, so he just reaches down to pat Nathan's shoulder fondly.]

A lucky bag of cookies, then, or a lucky vending machine? Haha - well! Is there anything else I can do for you before I head out?