schismanic: (though we are trapped)

[personal profile] schismanic 2019-10-29 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ thanks for nothing, technology. ]

I miss when I could've just sunken it and flown away. It's certainly quite troublesome.

[ well, nothing for it but to head in, apparently. maybe following the wall might find them something? ]
fleuris: (> do i look smart? no.  am i??? also no)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-29 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ well, even a little light is better than absolutely nothing. Zero will pull out her clamshell to try and illuminate their surroundings a bit more, and take another slow, blind step into the room, scythe out and slowly sweeping across the floor in front of her. can't trip her, stupid ghosts. ]

And leave us all behind to slowly drown? Wow, thanks.
schismanic: (clad in only the wings of fate)

[personal profile] schismanic 2019-10-29 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be silly. If I could fly, then I'm sure some of the others here can do useful things too--

[ hm, that sure is the door slamming. ]

Oh. I suppose they did say that this would happen.

[ muzet's following the left wall! ]
fleuris: (> bitch)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-29 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ jfc ]

I really hate this goddamn ship.

[ if Muzet's going left, Zero will go right, her scythe walking stick still out and sweeping. ]
schismanic: (maybe you won't leave me so disheartened)

[personal profile] schismanic 2019-10-29 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. I think I found something.

[ this switch is going to blow us all up, i know it.

which is to say muzet absolutely hits it. why wouldn't she. ]
fleuris: (> stop asking me to step on you)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-30 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ i'm glad muzet and zero blew up and died, freeing us from this sex ship full of demons that never learned what pornhub was

Zero just grunts in acknowledgment and starts to make her way back to where they started from. roughly. ]
schismanic: (so deeply so deeply)

[personal profile] schismanic 2019-10-30 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... where's the sexy pun in this I'm waiting for it to hit and make us angry.

but muzet, for her part, drifts away from the wall switch. ]


Well, now that we've got that working, why don't we take a closer look, hm? That smells quite delectable.
fleuris: (> stance)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-30 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ maybe it's a spit roast joke ]

Hard to go wrong with meat.

[ Zero will drift towards the counter, nudging chairs and tables out of her way as she goes. what, walk around them? nah.

anything on the counter to rob? ]
schismanic: (for me to play my role once more)

[personal profile] schismanic 2019-10-30 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ well, since zero's leading and presumably closer to the counter, just imagine muzet hovering over her shoulder as she examines it. ]
fleuris: (> do i look smart? no.  am i??? also no)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-30 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ mods I'm going to be so mad if you make me do math ]

What the hell is this...?

[ another strike against not Spain - the total lack of diners. Zero will pick up the invoice book and look through it. anything juicy? demon rituals, treasure maps, sex scandals? ]
schismanic: (though we are trapped)

[personal profile] schismanic 2019-10-30 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ training... ]

Oh please, as if either of us would bother to work here when none of the other places require it?

[ what's behind the counter, what's cooking other than the roasts ]
fleuris: (> bitch)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-30 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
This is going to be like that stupid sex recording thing, isn't it.

[ or maybe the titty cake challenge. Junpei said there were puzzles in the locked room, but honestly, she'd been hoping for something she could smash her way through.

Zero will take the pen and paper. maybe she can trade it to one of the info idiots around the ship for something good. ]
schismanic: (so i don't lose my place)

[personal profile] schismanic 2019-10-30 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...

cook? her? ]


...... A practice round, if you will?

[ this is the one brain cell usage she's got and it's going to hoping that the practice round will let them know enough of what to expect so they don't fuck up. are they gonna get cursed if they do this wrong, oh no. ]
fleuris: (> bitch)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-30 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...

take? orders? ]


Excuse me?

[ she's not even thinking about curses or anything else, she's thinking about what kind of pushover this ghost seems to think she is ]

Ugh, fine, practice round - might as well give us an idea of what the hell we're supposed to be doing.
schismanic: (maybe you won't leave me so disheartened)

[personal profile] schismanic 2019-10-31 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ internal screaming

what does. she do? the meats are already on the spits? does she have to start a fire? pull out knives? chopping boards?

how does one prep food what is she even making, we're going to die ]
fleuris: (> good luck with that buddy)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-10-31 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ ............. Zero stalks over to Table A ]

What do you want.

[ cough it up or get out ]

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