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fullthottle) wrote2019-10-28 09:59 pm
fullthottle) wrote2019-10-28 09:59 pm
[ looks the door up and down. tries the doorknob. hm. hm. hmmm. ]
How did that first group say they managed to get in, again? I don't remember them saying that they did anything fancy, but...
How did that first group say they managed to get in, again? I don't remember them saying that they did anything fancy, but...
I think Higekiri just asked it nicely.
[ Zero squints at the door suspiciously, also reaching out to give the doorknob a try ]
Hey, door, open up and I promise I won't, uh, chip your varnish.
[ does varnish even exist in not spain. idk, i am but a simple shitpost ]
[ Zero squints at the door suspiciously, also reaching out to give the doorknob a try ]
Hey, door, open up and I promise I won't, uh, chip your varnish.
[ does varnish even exist in not spain. idk, i am but a simple shitpost ]
[Well.
When in doubt, shitpost.
Zero's fingertips come in contact with the doorknob, and suddenly — both girls will hear something click. A moment later, the doorknob will twist by itself and the door will swing open.
There is complete and utter darkness beyond it. None of the light from the hallway filters into the room.
Will they step inside?]
When in doubt, shitpost.
Zero's fingertips come in contact with the doorknob, and suddenly — both girls will hear something click. A moment later, the doorknob will twist by itself and the door will swing open.
There is complete and utter darkness beyond it. None of the light from the hallway filters into the room.
Will they step inside?]
... Maybe I should have asked if we could borrow Shiraishi's GHS for this. How very ominous, don't you think?
[ fiddles with her clamshell a little. can she get it to shed some light on the darkness, or? ]
[ fiddles with her clamshell a little. can she get it to shed some light on the darkness, or? ]
[Though Muzet's clamshell produces a little bit of light, it's in now way enough for them to properly see anything while standing outside the room. Zero won't be able to find a light switch from where she's standing, either.]
[ thanks for nothing, technology. ]
I miss when I could've just sunken it and flown away. It's certainly quite troublesome.
[ well, nothing for it but to head in, apparently. maybe following the wall might find them something? ]
I miss when I could've just sunken it and flown away. It's certainly quite troublesome.
[ well, nothing for it but to head in, apparently. maybe following the wall might find them something? ]
[ well, even a little light is better than absolutely nothing. Zero will pull out her clamshell to try and illuminate their surroundings a bit more, and take another slow, blind step into the room, scythe out and slowly sweeping across the floor in front of her. can't trip her, stupid ghosts. ]
And leave us all behind to slowly drown? Wow, thanks.
And leave us all behind to slowly drown? Wow, thanks.
[The moment they both step into the room, the door will slam shut behind them. They will hear the lock click, and if they try the doorknob, they will find that they have been locked in.
The clamshells provide a little bit more illumination now that there's no additional source of light from anywhere else. Zero's scythe will scrape against what seems to be marble tiles, until eventually, it comes into contact with something. It makes a bit of a scraping sound as its nudged back an inch or two.
Which wall will they be following for a lightswitch? Left, right, or opposite directions.]
The clamshells provide a little bit more illumination now that there's no additional source of light from anywhere else. Zero's scythe will scrape against what seems to be marble tiles, until eventually, it comes into contact with something. It makes a bit of a scraping sound as its nudged back an inch or two.
Which wall will they be following for a lightswitch? Left, right, or opposite directions.]
Don't be silly. If I could fly, then I'm sure some of the others here can do useful things too--
[ hm, that sure is the door slamming. ]
Oh. I suppose they did say that this would happen.
[ muzet's following the left wall! ]
[ hm, that sure is the door slamming. ]
Oh. I suppose they did say that this would happen.
[ muzet's following the left wall! ]
[Zero's scythe will continue to scrape against the marble floor as she moves along, occasionally bumping into things whenever she swings too far to the left. Eventually, she will run into a wall at the bottom of the right path.
Muzet will have a bit more luck, however. As she follows the left wall, she will eventually run into a switch on the wall.]
Muzet will have a bit more luck, however. As she follows the left wall, she will eventually run into a switch on the wall.]
Hm. I think I found something.
[ this switch is going to blow us all up, i know it.
which is to say muzet absolutely hits it. why wouldn't she. ]
[ this switch is going to blow us all up, i know it.
which is to say muzet absolutely hits it. why wouldn't she. ]
[Muzet hits the switch, and the whole room goes up in flames.
Goodbye, Muzet. Goodbye, Zero.]
Goodbye, Muzet. Goodbye, Zero.]
[Seriously, though. Muzet hits the switch, and the fluorescent tubes above them come to life. Good work finding the lightswitch! Now that they have found a source of illumination, they can finally see where the heckie they have broken into. At a simple glance, they will see...
- A restaurant dining room right in front of them. There are tables scattered across the room, each one surrounded by up to four chairs. Booths have been set up in the corners of the room, as well.
- Some of the chairs to the right are crooked and faintly scratched, almost like something moved them... Zero wouldn't know anything about that, huh?
- Each table has: A napkin dispenser, salt and pepper shakers, and a bottle of some pink-ish sauce.
- There is a counter beyond the dining room, with a waist height rolling door.
- Though they can't see all the details from there, there's a kitchen behind the counter. A row of three rotating spits is visible from where they're standing, each one already prepped with meat.
Welcome to the GYROS RESTAURANT, ladies.]
- Some of the chairs to the right are crooked and faintly scratched, almost like something moved them... Zero wouldn't know anything about that, huh?
- Each table has: A napkin dispenser, salt and pepper shakers, and a bottle of some pink-ish sauce.
- There is a counter beyond the dining room, with a waist height rolling door.
- Though they can't see all the details from there, there's a kitchen behind the counter. A row of three rotating spits is visible from where they're standing, each one already prepped with meat.
Welcome to the GYROS RESTAURANT, ladies.]
[ ... where's the sexy pun in this I'm waiting for it to hit and make us angry.
but muzet, for her part, drifts away from the wall switch. ]
Well, now that we've got that working, why don't we take a closer look, hm? That smells quite delectable.
but muzet, for her part, drifts away from the wall switch. ]
Well, now that we've got that working, why don't we take a closer look, hm? That smells quite delectable.
[It is absolutely a spitroast joke.
There is, in fact, something on the counter. It's a pen and a carbonless invoice book, about the size of Zero's hand. Something seems to be scribbled on it.]
There is, in fact, something on the counter. It's a pen and a carbonless invoice book, about the size of Zero's hand. Something seems to be scribbled on it.]
[ well, since zero's leading and presumably closer to the counter, just imagine muzet hovering over her shoulder as she examines it. ]
[ mods I'm going to be so mad if you make me do math ]
What the hell is this...?
[ another strike against not Spain - the total lack of diners. Zero will pick up the invoice book and look through it. anything juicy? demon rituals, treasure maps, sex scandals? ]
What the hell is this...?
[ another strike against not Spain - the total lack of diners. Zero will pick up the invoice book and look through it. anything juicy? demon rituals, treasure maps, sex scandals? ]
[Haha!
Nothing scandalous about it... But there is a handwritten note on the very first page. It reads:]
Tip: A satisfied customer ALWAYS has the juiciest gossip.
Good luck with your training! ♥
Nothing scandalous about it... But there is a handwritten note on the very first page. It reads:]
Tip: A satisfied customer ALWAYS has the juiciest gossip.
Good luck with your training! ♥
[ training... ]
Oh please, as if either of us would bother to work here when none of the other places require it?
[ what's behind the counter, what's cooking other than the roasts ]
Oh please, as if either of us would bother to work here when none of the other places require it?
[ what's behind the counter, what's cooking other than the roasts ]
This is going to be like that stupid sex recording thing, isn't it.
[ or maybe the titty cake challenge. Junpei said there were puzzles in the locked room, but honestly, she'd been hoping for something she could smash her way through.
Zero will take the pen and paper. maybe she can trade it to one of the info idiots around the ship for something good. ]
[ or maybe the titty cake challenge. Junpei said there were puzzles in the locked room, but honestly, she'd been hoping for something she could smash her way through.
Zero will take the pen and paper. maybe she can trade it to one of the info idiots around the ship for something good. ]
[Haha! Well. About that.
Muzet steps behind the counter, Zero grabs the pen and paper, and suddenly — something happens. The lights inside the restaurant dim, as each seat in the dining area is suddenly populated by shadowy, humanoid figures. Neither Muzet nor Zero will be able to make out their features, but as they gaze upon them... They will feel as if they were looking at someone they love (platonically or romantically) from their world.
Huh.
Muzet will suddenly find one of these figures standing next to her. The figure leans against the counter and gestures at the dining area. Even though they might feel the urge to attack or step away from it, they will find themselves unable to move as the figure begins to speak.]
The job's pretty easy. You [pointing at Zero] take and serve the orders. And you [pointing at Muzet] cook. Do you want a practice round before we start, or are you girls good to go?
[The voice, for some reason, will sound like their own.
And while they're unable to move, their lips and vocal chords are working just fine.]
Muzet steps behind the counter, Zero grabs the pen and paper, and suddenly — something happens. The lights inside the restaurant dim, as each seat in the dining area is suddenly populated by shadowy, humanoid figures. Neither Muzet nor Zero will be able to make out their features, but as they gaze upon them... They will feel as if they were looking at someone they love (platonically or romantically) from their world.
Huh.
Muzet will suddenly find one of these figures standing next to her. The figure leans against the counter and gestures at the dining area. Even though they might feel the urge to attack or step away from it, they will find themselves unable to move as the figure begins to speak.]
The job's pretty easy. You [pointing at Zero] take and serve the orders. And you [pointing at Muzet] cook. Do you want a practice round before we start, or are you girls good to go?
[The voice, for some reason, will sound like their own.
And while they're unable to move, their lips and vocal chords are working just fine.]
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