schismanic: (you've said your lines now it's time)

[personal profile] schismanic 2019-11-05 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ dislike! but hey, she found leaves and. Baked stuff, cool. not cool is how she has to work at making sure it all gets onto the platters properly. same with the tiramisu.

and after some effort the sauce gets done too, that's cool. slams the plates down onto the counter except not really because that'd break them. ]


--There, get them where they need to go!
fleuris: (> it's sexy if you try hard enough)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-11-05 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Sit your goddamn asses down!

[ is what Zero barks at the departing customers, likely to no avail. ugh, this feeling is the worst. why couldn't she have found a nice, dangerous room with monsters or something she could kill?

gritting her teeth, she grabs the plates in both hands and carefully marches over to table C to drop off the baked whatevers. without a word, she then stomps towards table D to set the leaves and the "tears" down. there! happy???

as if anyone could be happy with this poor showing and attitude. ]


Alright, who's ne- augh!

[ and then on her way to the next tables, she turns the wrong way and trips over a chair. ow. wow. uh, is she oka- ]

What do you want to eat?

[ and then a Zero with a bloody nose pops up from the floor right in a customer's face. she looks ready to murder something. maybe herself. maybe the customer if they order a bunch of nonsense dishes again. ]
schismanic: (you've said your lines now it's time)

[personal profile] schismanic 2019-11-07 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ okay that screeching is terrible and she'd yell at zero to stop making it worse except she's pretty sure that will make it worse too!! sure is going great out here!

just watch her flip through this instruction and recipe guide to sear it all into her memory to be completely ready once zero brings her the orders. nyoom. except it's very hard to flip pages when your hands are slippery, but she's doing her best. ]
fleuris: (> when you go on a three day bender)

[personal profile] fleuris 2019-11-09 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ well

Intoner screeching is... probably worse. possibly. maybe. so Zero grits her teeth, gets the orders jotted down in her Celestial chicken scratch and... you know what? there's only two tables left. she needs something to come out of this freaking nightmare.

so she'll walk back to the kitchen, stumbling and bumping into chairs and the counter as she goes, and carefully repeats to Muzet: ]


F wants chips and... huh-mess? Hoomus? Chips and something. They also want a lamb sandwich with... curled fries? And more of that stupid fancy sauce. And a beef sandwich with franch fries and... cats-up?

[ honestly i'm just trying to think of as many ways to mispronounce a verbal order that she's trying really hard on ]

G wants lamb on greens, and a chicken sandwich with curled fries. I'll handle the drinks for everyone.

[ with her disorientation?????? but... okay. there's a soda fountain basically, there's labels, she can figure this out!

she almost gets stumped on the fruit punch until she sees a cheerful label with "Hi, si! Fruit Punch". but she gets a cup of that. carefully turns around and holy shit was there always a refrigerator in here? with... water in jars???

...... Zero will grab one of those because even if she drops it, it'll be fine. and those two drinks get carefully, carefully taken over to table F.

she only slops a little fruit punch over her hand. ]