DOXXERS: TAAKO, JUNPEI, HAYMITCH, KAGACHI

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DOXXERS On Tuesday afternoon, all four of their clamshells will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated once again. There's one more rule in their list now, though everything on this page remains unreadable to others... The new rule is: 5. You must remember that you SHARE A COMMON GOAL. The notification will pop up once again-- guess updates are just like this! RISE AND 👀SPY👀 DOXXXER 👅💦 TIME 2️⃣ RISE 🍆 TO THE OCCASION 🥳🥳 AND 📷 DOXX 📷 UR FELLOW THOTS 🍑♥️ UR GONNA BE HARD 😜 AT WORK SO BRING UR D-GAME 🍆🍆🍆 AND LET'S 😚 GET 😉 SNEAKY 👣 !!! TIME ⏰ 2 FIND OUT HOW 💋NAUGHTY💋 A HO CAN GET 👅 As usual, they will be brought to a familiar meeting place with a familiar host-- but this time, something is different. This time they'll realize quickly that they are no longer alone... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

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[preceptive]

I still don't have any leads on those either.

[crashout]

Well. I can rule out Wei Wuxian unless he's really playing the long-con because I've asked him repeatedly. I checked Tamamo a while ago, but she might have absorbed Izuminokami's role.

I wanted to know how the topic came up between you and Zero, actually. She approached me on Saturday.

[preceptive]

What topic? The only thing I talked about with Zero last week was our worlds.

[crashout]

....are you fucking kidding me? [Zero what in the fresh fuck.] She confronted me about the roles, said Wei Wuxian gave her a summary and that you gave her the details. That she asked to see the notes you took and that you translated them for her.

So either she's got you very confused with someone else, or I was right and she has a role and she was trying to feel me out.

[preceptive]

... Oh. She means when we broke into the arcade. That was weeks ago.

[crashout]

...[Jesus christ.] Would it kill any of you to use dates. Ever.

Okay, so we can rule them out, probably. Since Haymitch told Katy everything, you'd have to ask him if she has a role. That leaves our three swords, Catra, and Maou. Tonbokiri didn't seem to know about the roles, Higekiri says he doesn't have one and that's either true or he's fucking with us, Hizamaru also says he doesn't have one but I might not be asking the right questions.

Which leaves....Maou and Catra as our wildcards. Circumstances notwithstanding.

[oraculi]

She doesn't.

[crashout]

I figured after she came to punch me and told me she didn't, but you can understand why I don't always trust people at face value. So good to know.

[oraculi]

[Despite himself, his mouth twitches a little.]

Yeah, she does that.

[crashout]

[He is far less amused, Haymitch, but he huffs to himself.]

Well. Katy's off my list for now until further notice, unless she's really playing both of us which would make her a huge hypocrite.

That leaves us with Maou, Catra, and if I really had to pick maybe Hizamaru though I suspect he would have told someone by now. Zero's not quite cleared from me either because I asked her about both Booty Caller and Sugar Daddy and she only reacted to one.

[preceptive]

Which one?

[crashout]

Sugar Daddy. Specifically, "do I look like a Daddy to you?"

...you ever notice that a lot of the roles match up with us? You can see if a person's possessed and you work with souls back in your world. Nikkari's a ghost sword. Doing what I'm doing is my own job. Shiraishi's a profiler and works for the police department, Edelgard is...herself...Haymitch told me he's done something similar to this once before, too. It's a stretch of a theory but it's something to think about.

And if that's true, Zero could be the Booty Caller given that her entire goal was to hunt down her five sisters, fight the armies they sent after her, and kill all of them. The creation of ghosts.

[Again, not a sound theory but. Eh.]

[preceptive]

["edelgard is herself" wow junpei]

... Sounds reasonable enough.

[crashout]

[SHE'S A RULER OF HER PEOPLE but also look.]

So unless we have better suggestions, that might be what we try next. If that doesn't work? Back to the drawing board. We have a week to regroup.

[preceptive]

Provided none of us die.

[crashout]

[A shrug.]

We're trying. [But okay, off to suck a plastic dick ig.]

[oraculi]

[I could make a REALLY AWFUL daddy joke but I don't, and we see how forgiving i am]

Could be. Could be we've all got some pretty dangerous lives back home, too.

[crashout]

[Thanks Kit.]

Some of us more than others. I think Beck might be the most normal person on this ship and she still ended up with a role. [A half-grin.] It's one common thread.