COCKBLOCKER: EDELGARD

[fullthottle]

COCKBLOCKER On Monday afternoon, Edelgard's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you may protect ONE participant from being killed by an EXORCISM. 2. You MAY NOT protect the same individual TWICE IN A ROW. 3. This protection will be extended to the FIRST PERSON you bang after your weekly meeting. 4. This protection will NOT TAKE EFFECT if you tell someone you are sleeping with them to protect them. 5. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. WEE 🚨 OOO 🚨 WEE 🚨 OOO HEY SLUT ARE YOU READY TO GET UP OFF YOUR LIL 🍑 ASS 🍑 AND BLOCK 🚫🚫🚫 SOME COCKS 🐓🐓🐓 ? ? ? 🍆💦 🍆💦 🍆💦 YOU ARE THE 👮 FUN 👮 POLICE 👮 AND YOU'RE HERE TO RAIN ☂️ ☂️ ☂️ ON SOME PARADES !!!! UP AND AT 'EM TO MEET THE B̴̨̃ͩ̈́ͬͨ̕I͋͐ͫ͘͘Gͪ͐͗̓̓̃́̚G̴̀̓E͛́̀S͂̃͂͐͌̽̓̔T̢̓̊̎͑̐ ̷̴̃́H̓ͨ̒́͘Ỏ̏͗̋͑ͮͯ̌ ̨̊̎̅ͫ̊͢O͛ͯͣ̌̈́̋ͣ̀͝F͋̄̚͞͝ ̴̔̉̍͟A̴̾L̨̂̊̔̀L̍ͦ͆̏̚ Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through A BATHROOM WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GRAFFITI until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[hegemonstrous]

Oh? How many demons are there?

[She doesn’t think Polly is going to answer, but...]

1/2

[yaaaasss]

-̳̦͘͡-̸͈̹̬̹̘͘-̘̖͎͖̬̗̞͜͞ͅ-̶̥̺̹̲̝͖̳̕ͅͅ-̸̻̬̦͍̘̼̹̘̠̀-̮̲̠͕̩͚̥ͅ-̡̟͙͈͎̻͖̖̻͟͞-̴̷̰̝̹͢ͅ-̸̧̘̜̯̥͎̦̻̼-̱͇̦̥̱̥͝-͙͖͢͝

2/2

[yaaaasss]

Aw, fuck. Guess I'm not allowed to say.

[hegemonstrous]

Could we change that the way Chuuya suggested?

[Since she’s...fine with it if it’s Polly? Wow.]

Or would that be a wasteful use of my magic vag?

[yaaaasss]

...I mean, if we do it here, it's teeeechnically during the meeting, not after it! So you'd still have plenty of magic left.

Not that banging me would be a waste even if you didn't.

[hegemonstrous]

Ah, but would it mean you’re better able to answer my question? I do have conditions of my own.

[yaaaasss]

I dunno if I'd be able to right away, buuuut I do know the more I sleep around the more I'll be able to do. It's the same for Chuuya, right?

[hegemonstrous]

I don’t care what Chuuya wants.

[Bitch.]

But if it’s like that, then I can help. Provided you try to find out for me whether or not my protecting someone will prevent a demon being exorcised. Do you swear to me you will look for that answer?

[yaaaasss]

Oh, that's fair! Can you believe he still won't sleep with me? Uuuuuuughhhh. He's so lame!

[why is she like this,]

Of course I will!

[hegemonstrous]

Good. I’m an emperor, you know. Don’t you have any locations a little less sordid?

[She doesn’t actually seem to mind, though. She’s going to move her skirts aside and plant one foot on the side of the wall and assume Polly knows her way around a magic vag (mussy).

But I am going to ftb instead of ruining this post any further.]

[yaaaasss]

Not during this meeting, but catch me another time and we can go whereeeever you want!

[and anyway polly gets right to that, ftb ahoy]