COCKBLOCKER: ESCHA

[fullthottle]

COCKBLOCKER On Monday afternoon, Escha's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you may protect ONE participant from being killed by an EXORCISM. 2. You MAY NOT protect the same individual TWICE IN A ROW. 3. This protection will be extended to the FIRST PERSON you bang after your weekly meeting. 4. This protection will NOT TAKE EFFECT if you tell someone you are sleeping with them to protect them. 5. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. WEE 🚨 OOO 🚨 WEE 🚨 OOO HEY SLUT ARE YOU READY TO GET UP OFF YOUR LIL 🍑 ASS 🍑 AND BLOCK 🚫🚫🚫 SOME COCKS 🐓🐓🐓 ? ? ? 🍆💦 🍆💦 🍆💦 YOU ARE THE 👮 FUN 👮 POLICE 👮 AND YOU'RE HERE TO RAIN ☂️ ☂️ ☂️ ON SOME PARADES !!!! UP AND AT 'EM TO MEET THE B̴̨̃ͩ̈́ͬͨ̕I͋͐ͫ͘͘Gͪ͐͗̓̓̃́̚G̴̀̓E͛́̀S͂̃͂͐͌̽̓̔T̢̓̊̎͑̐ ̷̴̃́H̓ͨ̒́͘Ỏ̏͗̋͑ͮͯ̌ ̨̊̎̅ͫ̊͢O͛ͯͣ̌̈́̋ͣ̀͝F͋̄̚͞͝ ̴̔̉̍͟A̴̾L̨̂̊̔̀L̍ͦ͆̏̚ Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through A BATHROOM WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GRAFFITI until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[applechemist]

[ You know what, on one hand she's horrified but on the other hand it means that she has a way of helping people, and that's...

That's a good thing, right? ]

I have... A lot of questions.

[yaaaasss]

Okay! So ask me your first one!

[applechemist]

Okay. [ Deep breaths Escha. ]

If I "protect" someone one week... But it can't be them the next week... But they're still the first person I'm with after the meeting - would the protection go to a potential 2nd person by default?

[yaaaasss]

It's just wasted if you do it that way! So maaaaybe spice up your life with a little variety, yeah?

[applechemist]

O-okay... That's good to know.

Then what about if I'm with, um... Multiple people? I don't think I would do that, but... [ Can she protect two people with a threesome????? ]

[yaaaasss]

You've got a magic vag, girl. Whoever gets in you first gets the protection.

[applechemist]

[ HHhhhhhhhhhhh. ]

C-can I ask... Why me? Do you know?

[yaaaasss]

Something something magic mumbo jumbo and, like, you want to protect people, right?

[applechemist]

Yes, but I just wish this weren't the method...

How am I supposed to know who needs protecting?

[yaaaasss]

I mean, at first it'll be guesswork, but during trials and stuff you'll probably start to recognize people who act suspicious but are actually totally innocent. This is how you can keep them safe!

[applechemist]

I'll do my best...

If someone does ask me about my role... Then can I tell them the rules? And if I do, and it's allowed because they asked, does that mean I can't protect them, just because now they just know how it works?

[yaaaasss]

You can confirm things if they ask you about them. You can't tell them more than they already know.

[She grins.]

You can only protect one person a week, but you can bang as many as you want. As long as they don't know they're your protection bang, it's fine.

[applechemist]

Okay. I... Think that's it for now...

What if I think of more questions later?

[yaaaasss]

You've got the messenger app, yeah?

[applechemist]

I think so... The one that lets you make portraits?

They don't come out as good as the ones Prompto takes, though.

[yaaaasss]

Yeah! Send me a sexy pic if you have any other questions and I shouuuuld be able to come back to chat.