DOXXER: KAGACHI

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DOXXER On Tuesday afternoon, Kagachi's clamshell will ping! from wherever they have it. Should they pick it up to see what all the fuss is about, they will realize that their RULEBOOK app has updated to version 2.0. Opening the app will reveal that there has been an addendum to the rules... but one that seems meant exclusively for them. No other survivor will be able to see these additions. They read as such: 1. Each week, you may check ONE of your fellow participants to learn IF THEY ARE HOST TO A DEMON. 2. You will have to use the PROVIDED TOOL in order to receive your information. 3. You must ACCEPT what you have learned. 4. You may PRIVATELY CONFIRM YOUR ROLE if asked, but you may not FREELY OFFER THE INFORMATION to others. A notification will arrive the moment they have finished reading through the update. Its contents are no less confusing. RISE AND 👀SPY👀 DOXXXER 👅💦 TIME 2️⃣ RISE 🍆 TO THE OCCASION 🥳🥳 AND 📷 DOXX 📷 UR FELLOW THOTS 🍑♥️ UR GONNA BE HARD 😜 AT WORK SO BRING UR D-GAME 🍆🍆🍆 AND LET'S 😚 GET 😉 SNEAKY 👣 !!! TIME ⏰ 2 FIND OUT HOW 💋NAUGHTY💋 A HO CAN GET 👅 Other things that are weird? The fact that the moment they open a door and walk through it, they will find themselves falling face first an entirely new location. Particularly, one that doesn't seem to fit into any part of the hotel, and absolutely not one that they meant to go through. As they regain their bearings and look at their surroundings, they'll realize that the door they walked through is no longer there. It seems like they have only one choice, and that's to walk through a long, secure hallway until they reach their destination. It is there that they will find a familiar face... FULL NAVIGATION. locations ⯅ statuses ⯅ ic profiles ⯅ ic rulebook ⯅ thot report ⯅ audiences gift shop ⯅ murder proposals ⯅ private conversations ⯅ weekly curfew

Comments

[preceptive]

[this is a lot. presumably by now kagachi's finished his holster for his scythe, so he unstraps that before resting it against the side of the chair. with that done, he sits down, also trying to ignore plastic dick? this is fine.]

This place can't ever deliver messages normally, can it.

[doublesmall]

No, it really can't. I'm assuming I don't have to tell you that I didn't decide on any of that.

[he just gets to be in charge of it.]

Any questions so far?

[preceptive]

A lot. How many other people got additional rules like this? What exactly happens if I break the last one and tell others?

Most importantly, if I can check now, does that mean the demons—the possession—have already settled in?

[doublesmall]

Well, on the first two I can tell you that you're going to get a lot of that creepy static if I try to give you literally any kind of solid answer, so. I'm just going to suggest that you don't try to find out what happens, because you don't want to know and I don't want you to have to learn the hard way.

[the last question, he takes a moment to consider his wording on, frowning.]

-but yeah, it does. We can't tell who it's settled into, though, which is why your job exists.

[preceptive]

Great. Don't suppose there are any signs we should be looking out for—or if that's something you can't answer either.

[doublesmall]

I probably couldn't answer it if I knew, but I also don't know.

[little of column a, little of column b.]

[preceptive]

So it'll practically be a random guess right now.

If I can't tell people, what am I supposed to do with the info? Got to wait until Sunday to dispatch them, right?

[doublesmall]

You can still make use of it in other ways, right? If you guess right, you can keep an eye on them, and even if you can't tell everyone 'hey, this person is fucking possessed,' you might be able to help lead others in the right direction.

Exorcising the right one still depends on everybody else making the right choice, after all.

[he doesn't sound entirely happy about all this-- chuuya's definitely on the side of 'not being able to say shit is dumb'-- but he's trying.]

[preceptive]

Subterfuge's not usually my thing. [he's a very straightforward guy? just point him to who he needs to fight?] Seems like this position could've gone to someone better.

But I'll try. How does this work?

[do they have to stop ignoring the plastic dick now]

[doublesmall]

Yeah, well, I'm not the one who made the decision, so we're both going to need to work with what we've got. At the very least, you're gonna know one person who definitely isn't possessed, so that could help you later too.

[but unfortunately, yes, they do have to stop ignoring the plastic dick. chuuya gestures to it with a tired sigh.]

That's your tool. You tell it who you want to check, and then you... well, you work the information out of it.

[thanks he HATES it.]

[preceptive]

But even if they're not possessed this week, that doesn't guarantee anything later on.

[kagachi also just

gives it a tired look.]

That's... what?

[doublesmall]

Please tell me you know what to do with a dick, Kagachi.

[he says that with his hand over his face, please do not make him give a demo, thank you.]

[preceptive]

I know what you meant, I'm just—why is everything in this place like this? Can't I just throw it across the room and hope for the best?

[PLEASE]

[doublesmall]

Go ahead and try, but I'm not responsible for what happens if this place doesn't like it.

[everyone in this room is so tired]

[preceptive]

[kagachi right now, deciding which is worse: the time he died and woke up to find himself in the body of a universally hated murderer on death row or the second time he died and woke up to this life.]

Maybe this place should learn some tolerance considering what it makes us put up with.

[doublesmall]

Right? But who knows if it will.

[the powers that be are mysterious and annoying as fuck.]

[preceptive]

[he sighs.]

I might check Dick Grayson. He's useful—and well-liked—enough that it'll be dangerous for all of us if he's actually possessed.

[doublesmall]

If you think he's your best shot, you can go for it whenever you want, unless you want to take a little more time to consider it.

[preceptive]

Possession's a lot more obvious where I'm from, so it's not like I've got a lot of leads here.

[so fine... he'll go for it...]