OOC INTRO

[fullthottle]

WELCOME, THOTS! It's murder time. Though some of us have been shitposting away on the Discord server, things can get easily lost when several people are typing. So please use this post to introduce yourself, share your contact information, and generally get to know each other! While we will be using Discord for all game related announcements, you're all encouraged to share your plurk u/ns if you'll be using them for requesting private conversations and the like. But just remember— This is the official plurk emoji for this game. Happy thotting!

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[crashout]

hewwo...

In all seriousness, hi guys! I hate that I'm staring our game emote in the face. For anybody I haven't played with, I'm Ty, it's nice to meet you! I'm really excited to get started and also I'm highkey screaming so that's chill.

I'm bringing in Junpei Tenmyouji from Zero Escape! Pretty much what you need to know about him is that he wants to pretend he's grimdark and he's seen a Lot Of Shit and he's probably going to spend a good chunk of the game just wandering around trying to leave so that's fine? But also he's a hot mess of a human and I'm excited to see what happens. Persistence is key when it comes to Junpei, so I'm sorry to everyone in advance. But I'm also tagging everyone possible because wow, I'm a player for once.

You can hit me on discord (riptides#9582) or you can add me at interpretively for shenanigans and planning and etc. I'm very excited to play with everybody!

Also, relevant because of who's in game...there are two kinds of people:

[unpredicktable]

detective date

[goatsongs]

This is Mini, this is Nakahara Chuuya from Bungou to Alchemist, last seen in Plasma. Hopefully he'll adopt fewer people this time?? Who knows.

His dating profile-esque shitpost is just part of one of his poems, this one about hangovers.

Add me at Misheard. I'm sorry to his roommates in advance.

[selfservinglove]

is he going to recite poetry during sex, i wanna know

[preceptive]

Hello... for those who don't know me, I'm January, and I'll be playing Kagachi from Oninaki!

He hails from a land obsessed with death and reincarnation and the belief that Grieving Is Bad and it's definitely not dysfunctional at all. Kagachi in particular has a happy fun job that's basically homicide police crossed with therapist for the dead and occasionally the living. It's all left him as kind of a curt and blunt asshole, but with that said, he's still 100% a JRPG protag who considers it his life purpose to help others and loves the world even though he knows it sucks, so ig he's simultaneously an edgelord but also anti-edgelord?

You can reach me over at my murdergame plurk lampyris or farant#4098 at Disco, and may we have fun murdertimes together!!

[givethemhell]

beats jan up

[silvergun]

Hello, I'm Pan. I'm going to be playing Prompto here. He's pretty chatty, moves around a lot, and is friendly. Also pretty thirsty

Feel free to add me over on plurk (panpirate or hit me up on discord (Pananabread #7971).

[crashout]

holds out my hands for Pan-CR. We didn't get a ton in SubDiv so we should obviously fix that this round but also I can't decide if I should say "save prompto" or "prompto no"

[selfservinglove]

[sticks leg out] it's me, anastasia Crystal

Hello everyone!! It feels like forever since I've been in a murdergame, and what better way to celebrate joining a cursed sex murdergame than bringing in an altogether extremely cursed character, Illumi Zoldyck from the manga/anime HunterxHunter!

Illumi Zoldyck is a very normal person! He belongs to a very normal family who lives up on a cool mountain and he really loves them and he loves the family business! He is also a very normal big brother who really will do anything to protect his younger siblings! Everything normal here! He is NOT a cryptid who murders people as his job and he is DEFINITELY NOT a guy who has super manipulative needle powers in which he uses innocent people as puppets to do his bidding and oh boy, don't even THINK he's an incredibly messed up person with creepy ass black eyes who is literally murder married to a clown! Like geez! Way to get the wrong idea!

Anyways can't wait to bring this entirely normal person to the game! :D You can find me over at plurk @ vampirize or on discord @ crystal#4450! Can't wait to play with everyone!

[oraculi]

this is gonna go super super well between them huh

ps i'm glad we're in games together again you've been so absent from my life

[tricycles]

hello, friends! my name is kyuu and i'm one of your friendly neighborhood mods. while you gaze upon the beauty of the plurk emote-- i'm bringing you carlos from zero escape. he's a himbo who believes in the power of friendship and shounen speeches, and has maybe definitely died a couple of times in several different timelines. it's fine? it's fine. he's here to make friends and gently yeet himself into trouble.

you can hit me up on discord at azathoth#9366, or add me on plurk at beheads. i look forward to playing with everyone!

[crashout]

:\

[oraculi]

what's up guys my name is KIT i am bringing you HAYMITCH ABERNATHY from the HUNGER GAMES because out of all the hot, eligible, young people i could have picked i looked at the gross alcoholic and was like "him, that's the one".

he's deeply traumatized and will hate this, but at least it's pretty much like home. Fun!

You can add me at kitnkat, or just find me in the group discord.

[unpredicktable]

haymitch and dick are the exact same size and i fucking lost it kit

[daifukus]

y'all i was very tempted to leave it at "hewwo"

ANYWAYS. it's me, ari. one of your many swords this game. tonbokiri, as we've mentioend in chat, is a Pure Spear and honestly is the last person who belongs here. But, since his bro Sengo got lost along the way (teej), he's here instead. It's fine, probably! Anyways, since he's myu flavored he has a bit more experience wooing aruji's but no experience putting it into practice soooo... have fun with that!!


You can reach me both at nightstarfever and on disco at nightstarfever#8848!!!!

[crashout]

I generally can't tell if you're serious or not calling Tonbo a pure spear Ari also why is he holding a yam.

[warmness]

sup binches

this is francy, bringing you grune from tales of legendia!! she is an amnesiac who also has short term memory problems, and she's pretty airheaded, but it's fine she gives the best hugs. i cannot wait to play someone dumb as fuck it's gonna be great.

you can find me at izetta and merines#4799

let's have fun :)

[selfservinglove]

thank u for the milf representation we needed

[scapecat]

Hello!

My name is Ru and this is my first short term game ahhh. And I am bringing you ONE BAD KITTY. Catra from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. She's a cat girl with a ruthless streak and a desire to climb to the top. Even if she presents herself as a slacker, she'll use and abuse whomever is in her way.

But deep down she just kinda wants to be appreciated and told she's a good kitty. And also to beat Adora. But also to have Adora love her. BUT ALSO BEAT HER.

You can hit me up on Discord at trevelyan#6066 or add me on plurk at mythal

[dryeyes]

softly a cat

[namelessfighter]

hello everyone!! i'm Ray, bringing you the one and only Izuminokami Kanesada of the Shinsengumi!

he is... a sword! but unlike my last sword, this one is actually pretty friendly!! i'm going to get cr with everyone this time or so help me. BUT YEAH Kanesan knows next to nothing about thotting it up even though he's the most charming sword you will ever meet (no) and also the best haiku composer (no). he'll learn fast because who could resist him??

anyway! hit me up on disco at arrays#3281 or plurk at seolearo!

[crashout]

Ray I need you to know I got really excited seeing Kara-tags in my inbox again bc I love Ray-tags, and I'm extra-excited to play with Kanesan ♥

[foxweddings]

HELLO FELLOW THOTS

My name is Marie, that lurker in chat who judges everyone for their rp crimes. For anyone I haven't met yet, welcome, great to meet you, I hope you are equally ready to thot it up laskdfjalsdflaf

I'm going to be bringing in Tamamo no Mae from the hit waifu simulator, Fate/Grand Order! All you really need to know is that Tamamo wants to be a good wife to someone and goddamnit, your character might do in a pinch. She also has cute fox ears and a tail, so, y'know. Look but don't touch, you lechers ♥

Add me on ignitible if you wish, though it might be easier to get ahold of me on discord (ignitible#1659). I can't wait to play with you all~

[selfservinglove]

sorry tamamo, illumi is already taken, he can include you in his murder marriage if you want tho

(anyways MARIE IT'S BEEN TOO LONG I MISSED YOU)

[hegemonstrous]

Hey all this is Siz and i'll be bringing Edelgard from Fire Emblem 3 Houses. She's from after the timeskip, and to those who have played she is from Black Eagles / Edelgard route.

She is an empress with a big ax and armor who wears cool horns on her head? She has a character design that just screams 'good guy.' She's kind of intense and hard to get to know, but mostly friendly and gets along with people who don't get in the way of her goals. So! I'm sure she'll get along great with all of you!

Hit me up on discord at sizlaria#7171 or sizlaria! I'm happy to meet a bunch of you and play with everybody!

[crashout]

Siz I mostly wanted to come here and say that Edelgard's Thottlr profile is perfect and I'm really glad you brought her

[unpredicktable]

this is gonna be me the entire intro. anyway hey whats up i'm zia, and i'm bringing in Dick Grayson/Nightwing from the Young Justice cartoon because comics are too hard. he's a superhero with no superpowers and a dad that's batman, so his actual superpower is somehow being mostly emotionally stable despite all that. it's impressive. he likes quips, flipping, being in constant lowkey mourning because his bff just died, solving crimes and not having any kind of work-life balance. he's gonna fuck everyone just to save their lives. it'll be fun.

you can hit me up on discord (nightstarred#5441) or i'm on plurk @ rainbowlasers! please kill me in this murdergame because i can't handle playing an actual detective for eight weeks thank you

[uncurtained]

i’m so happy you went with that username

[applechemist]

Hi, I'm Cola!! I'm playing Escha Malier from Atelier Escha & Logy. Predictably, she is an alchemist. But powers are nerfed so that really just means: she dresses weird. (She has a moving, functioning tail... But it's only an accessory. It's just... It's just attached to a belt loop. Don't worry about it...?!)

Anyway I'm taking her from post-game, pre-sequel, and I guess she's uhh, very kind, very curious, and a lil' naive. Like, your Basic Pure™ I guess. I mean it this time!!! I promise!!!

OH RIGHT CONTACT INFO I'm clione#7898 on discord and clionidae is my mg plurk!

[airshipped]

i'm so excited cola!!!!!

[dryeyes]

Hello! This is Sarah and I'm bringing in Shouta Aizawa because my original plans fell through and he's the only person I felt like playing so now the cryptid is gonna fuck. Let's have fun!

His interests are
cats, sleeping, making sure his students don't die



The best way to bug me is probably Discord (slothtastic#4525) although I will bust out my rp/mg plurk (slothplaying) for ease of planning PCs and stuff!

[oraculi]

please please please can they be tired mentors together

[chaoticlootral]

whazzup

I'm Alli, I'm making a grave mistake and also playing Taako from The Adventure Zone, and I'm here to ruin your game. Taako, if you're not familiar, is a highly narcissistic wizard who loves big hats, cooking and cool one liners. Feel free to add me on plurk at vyco or find me on the disco (Morevna#4108)!

[unpredicktable]

his names tingle

[notaquaman]

Hello everyone! I'm Danielle, one of your mods, and I'm bringing my favorite trash son who will hopefully never get fucked during this sex game because it's what he wants and it's what he definitely does not deserve. He's an immortal delinquent with horrible daddy issues which, hashtag relatable, right?

Feel free to contact me on my murdergame plurk: entrappings or add me at my discord: danielle#6871!

[oraculi]

daddy issues huh

[uncurtained]

hello all!! this is eli, and i'm super hype to be here for More Murder

this time around i'm bringing in guinevere beck from you! she's an aspiring writer and poet who excels in making questionable life choices. more seriously, she's pretty friendly and easy to get along with for the most part, so i'm excited to see where cr with everyone goes this time around!! aaaaaaaa

you can hit me up on plurk at incendiary, my mg plurk, or at discord (effulgence#1860)! here is her typical mood as a parting note

[unpredicktable]

if our characters have sex again is this a pattern like the murder one

[banzais]

WHAT'S UP SLUTS!

hm i typed that out before realizing there are people i haven't regularly interacted with in this game but I've decided to stick with it, I've committed to that greeting to set the tone of my introduction

I'm Dana!! It's a pleasure to meet you! it's time for a sexy murdergame but like even moreso bc most of my murdergame experiences have been sexy - so i guess we'll see what my power levels look like this time around!! I'm bringing Higekiri from Touken Ranbu - he's basically the spirit of the sword Higekiri. he's elegant, graceful, charming, and can't remember your name or his name for SHIT. he's quite the airhead. he has a whole bunch of weird lore, like his sword used to growl like a lion, or he was used to cut off a demonic arm, or he cut his own brother to shorten the length of his blade so they'd be equal, haha!


#justhigethings

BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME, feel free to add me at decals!! I'm around on disco too and I'm pretty open to DMs and plotting - can't wait to play with y'all!!

[crashout]

really hate I hear "WHATS UP SLUTS" in your voice with perfect inflection and everything

I'm excited to sit back and watch your chaos unfold on this game

[givethemhell]

look at that punchable face. ANYWAY HELLO MY CURSED COMRADES IT'S AKI HERE and I'm bringing in Wei Wuxian from Mo Dao Zu Shi/Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation! He's the titular character, said grandmaster of demonic cultivation, who's got a bad rep back home because he kinda created necromancy and The Dark Path and became the enemy of his wholeass world through bad decision making and worse luck. War times are rough... Despite the rumors (and his very real streak of wartime brutality), he's actually a pretty nice guy who just wants to live on a farm, cheerfully pestering anyone who will give his motormouth foolish self the time of day.

You can nyoom at my mg plurk bloodletting or hit me up on discord at nougatbars#2166 if you'd like! Looking forward to threading with yall!

[crashout]

Aki do you realize it's been over a year since I've actually been in a game with you and that I still am 100% lost on how MDZS works

This gif is mesmerizing and I'm excited to terrorize you once again

[uncleanse]

what up nerds it's ya girl andie with yet another touken ranbu sword!! meet nikkari aoe, a good spooky boy who actually knows what a fuck is. this is what his va had to say about him. he's coming from the musicals so he gets to sing and dance in addition to stabbing and slutting! he also has a ghost in his right eye, that's a thing, but it's ok, powers are nerfed so his thrussy should be free from haunting!




if for some reason you still want to talk to me after reading all this, y'all can find me at xion#7051 or criticalmode. please rest assured that i also hate me very much

[crashout]

The longer I think about it the less surprised I am that you wound up with Nikkari.

[leggymaru]

hi it is the resident clown here aka anna, and i'm bringing hizamaru from touken ranbu. DESPITE WHAT EVERYONE MAY THINK, he is ACTUALLY a very GOOD BOY and NOT A CLOWN!!!!!! I AM AN INNOCENT AND PURE PERSON THIS TIME!!! please love him he tries very hard to be professional, but his big bro gives him hives all the time

i don't plurk much but i do check it every day and can be pinged there if you need me -- moetan! or you can hit me up on discord, astralfire#9286

[preceptive]

anna don't even try to lie, you're never innocent and pure

[polyapathy]

HELLO ALL i'm mippins, i think i've crossed paths with quite a few of you before but also there's a fair amount that i'm unfamiliar with, so nice to meet you!

i'm playing katy from letterkenny, which is a show about a super small farming town in ontario and is basically about nothing?? if you're curious this clip is p much what to expect from the show. and katy.

katy is sort of tough to describe but uh if you're familiar with bob's burgers, katy and marshmallow have the same energy. katy just sort of floats around, doing whatever catches her interest, and she tends to read as flippant/apathetic since she's pretty reserved in how she displays her emotions. she's also canonically bisexual/polyamorous/hella horny on main so like buckle up?

anyhow my mg plurk is pleaserollthedie and you can catch me on discord at mippins#8461 also heads up that i likely won't be around the game discord too much since i'm a big ol introvert BUT i'm hype to play with everyone and you're always welcome to dm/pp me!

[applechemist]

Mippiiiins

I just started watching Letterkenny like a week ago I'm so excited for Katy!!!!

[fleuris]

sup, I'm traverse - pleased to be thotting with you all!

I bring you Zero from Drakengard 3, which is set in fucked up magical Not Spain that's also somehow actual Spain???? it's very confusing, just know that pretty much every corner of the place is packed with terrible terrible people, and Zero is one of those terrible terrible people. she's out to kill her sisters and fuck their men, which makes this an interesting unintended pit stop.

you can hit me up at traverse#5542 on discord or at amoray!

and in case anyone thought i was joking:

[crashout]

I came here to say something like "TRAVERSE IM HAPPY TO GET TO PLAY WITH YOU AGAIN" but now I'm just stuck on Spain. Spain?? How did I never know this?