OOC INTRO

[fullthottle]

WELCOME, THOTS! It's murder time. Though some of us have been shitposting away on the Discord server, things can get easily lost when several people are typing. So please use this post to introduce yourself, share your contact information, and generally get to know each other! While we will be using Discord for all game related announcements, you're all encouraged to share your plurk u/ns if you'll be using them for requesting private conversations and the like. But just remember— This is the official plurk emoji for this game. Happy thotting!

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[crashout]

hewwo...

In all seriousness, hi guys! I hate that I'm staring our game emote in the face. For anybody I haven't played with, I'm Ty, it's nice to meet you! I'm really excited to get started and also I'm highkey screaming so that's chill.

I'm bringing in Junpei Tenmyouji from Zero Escape! Pretty much what you need to know about him is that he wants to pretend he's grimdark and he's seen a Lot Of Shit and he's probably going to spend a good chunk of the game just wandering around trying to leave so that's fine? But also he's a hot mess of a human and I'm excited to see what happens. Persistence is key when it comes to Junpei, so I'm sorry to everyone in advance. But I'm also tagging everyone possible because wow, I'm a player for once.

You can hit me on discord (riptides#9582) or you can add me at interpretively for shenanigans and planning and etc. I'm very excited to play with everybody!

Also, relevant because of who's in game...there are two kinds of people:

[goatsongs]

This is Mini, this is Nakahara Chuuya from Bungou to Alchemist, last seen in Plasma. Hopefully he'll adopt fewer people this time?? Who knows.

His dating profile-esque shitpost is just part of one of his poems, this one about hangovers.

Add me at Misheard. I'm sorry to his roommates in advance.

[preceptive]

Hello... for those who don't know me, I'm January, and I'll be playing Kagachi from Oninaki!

He hails from a land obsessed with death and reincarnation and the belief that Grieving Is Bad and it's definitely not dysfunctional at all. Kagachi in particular has a happy fun job that's basically homicide police crossed with therapist for the dead and occasionally the living. It's all left him as kind of a curt and blunt asshole, but with that said, he's still 100% a JRPG protag who considers it his life purpose to help others and loves the world even though he knows it sucks, so ig he's simultaneously an edgelord but also anti-edgelord?

You can reach me over at my murdergame plurk lampyris or farant#4098 at Disco, and may we have fun murdertimes together!!

[silvergun]

Hello, I'm Pan. I'm going to be playing Prompto here. He's pretty chatty, moves around a lot, and is friendly. Also pretty thirsty

Feel free to add me over on plurk (panpirate or hit me up on discord (Pananabread #7971).

[selfservinglove]

[sticks leg out] it's me, anastasia Crystal

Hello everyone!! It feels like forever since I've been in a murdergame, and what better way to celebrate joining a cursed sex murdergame than bringing in an altogether extremely cursed character, Illumi Zoldyck from the manga/anime HunterxHunter!

Illumi Zoldyck is a very normal person! He belongs to a very normal family who lives up on a cool mountain and he really loves them and he loves the family business! He is also a very normal big brother who really will do anything to protect his younger siblings! Everything normal here! He is NOT a cryptid who murders people as his job and he is DEFINITELY NOT a guy who has super manipulative needle powers in which he uses innocent people as puppets to do his bidding and oh boy, don't even THINK he's an incredibly messed up person with creepy ass black eyes who is literally murder married to a clown! Like geez! Way to get the wrong idea!

Anyways can't wait to bring this entirely normal person to the game! :D You can find me over at plurk @ vampirize or on discord @ crystal#4450! Can't wait to play with everyone!

[tricycles]

hello, friends! my name is kyuu and i'm one of your friendly neighborhood mods. while you gaze upon the beauty of the plurk emote-- i'm bringing you carlos from zero escape. he's a himbo who believes in the power of friendship and shounen speeches, and has maybe definitely died a couple of times in several different timelines. it's fine? it's fine. he's here to make friends and gently yeet himself into trouble.

you can hit me up on discord at azathoth#9366, or add me on plurk at beheads. i look forward to playing with everyone!

[oraculi]

what's up guys my name is KIT i am bringing you HAYMITCH ABERNATHY from the HUNGER GAMES because out of all the hot, eligible, young people i could have picked i looked at the gross alcoholic and was like "him, that's the one".

he's deeply traumatized and will hate this, but at least it's pretty much like home. Fun!

You can add me at kitnkat, or just find me in the group discord.

[daifukus]

y'all i was very tempted to leave it at "hewwo"

ANYWAYS. it's me, ari. one of your many swords this game. tonbokiri, as we've mentioend in chat, is a Pure Spear and honestly is the last person who belongs here. But, since his bro Sengo got lost along the way (teej), he's here instead. It's fine, probably! Anyways, since he's myu flavored he has a bit more experience wooing aruji's but no experience putting it into practice soooo... have fun with that!!


You can reach me both at nightstarfever and on disco at nightstarfever#8848!!!!

[oraculi]

this is gonna go super super well between them huh

ps i'm glad we're in games together again you've been so absent from my life

[selfservinglove]

haymitch, shaking his head at the hunger games: terrible...tragic............
illumi, who has killed more kids than he can count, probably: wow their techniques at killing are so sloppy :/

REACHES FOR, IT'S TRUE..........IT'S BEEN TOO LONG

[warmness]

sup binches

this is francy, bringing you grune from tales of legendia!! she is an amnesiac who also has short term memory problems, and she's pretty airheaded, but it's fine she gives the best hugs. i cannot wait to play someone dumb as fuck it's gonna be great.

you can find me at izetta and merines#4799

let's have fun :)

[selfservinglove]

thank u for the milf representation we needed

[warmness]

i'm here to support everyone's needs

[scapecat]

Hello!

My name is Ru and this is my first short term game ahhh. And I am bringing you ONE BAD KITTY. Catra from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. She's a cat girl with a ruthless streak and a desire to climb to the top. Even if she presents herself as a slacker, she'll use and abuse whomever is in her way.

But deep down she just kinda wants to be appreciated and told she's a good kitty. And also to beat Adora. But also to have Adora love her. BUT ALSO BEAT HER.

You can hit me up on Discord at trevelyan#6066 or add me on plurk at mythal

[namelessfighter]

hello everyone!! i'm Ray, bringing you the one and only Izuminokami Kanesada of the Shinsengumi!

he is... a sword! but unlike my last sword, this one is actually pretty friendly!! i'm going to get cr with everyone this time or so help me. BUT YEAH Kanesan knows next to nothing about thotting it up even though he's the most charming sword you will ever meet (no) and also the best haiku composer (no). he'll learn fast because who could resist him??

anyway! hit me up on disco at arrays#3281 or plurk at seolearo!

[foxweddings]

HELLO FELLOW THOTS

My name is Marie, that lurker in chat who judges everyone for their rp crimes. For anyone I haven't met yet, welcome, great to meet you, I hope you are equally ready to thot it up laskdfjalsdflaf

I'm going to be bringing in Tamamo no Mae from the hit waifu simulator, Fate/Grand Order! All you really need to know is that Tamamo wants to be a good wife to someone and goddamnit, your character might do in a pinch. She also has cute fox ears and a tail, so, y'know. Look but don't touch, you lechers ♥

Add me on ignitible if you wish, though it might be easier to get ahold of me on discord (ignitible#1659). I can't wait to play with you all~

[hegemonstrous]

Hey all this is Siz and i'll be bringing Edelgard from Fire Emblem 3 Houses. She's from after the timeskip, and to those who have played she is from Black Eagles / Edelgard route.

She is an empress with a big ax and armor who wears cool horns on her head? She has a character design that just screams 'good guy.' She's kind of intense and hard to get to know, but mostly friendly and gets along with people who don't get in the way of her goals. So! I'm sure she'll get along great with all of you!

Hit me up on discord at sizlaria#7171 or sizlaria! I'm happy to meet a bunch of you and play with everybody!

[selfservinglove]

sorry tamamo, illumi is already taken, he can include you in his murder marriage if you want tho

(anyways MARIE IT'S BEEN TOO LONG I MISSED YOU)

[foxweddings]

WELL FAR BE IT FOR HER TO GET IN THE WAY OF THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE, even if you best believe she's gonna ask who put a ring on his string-bean ass (I'm so sorry for her in advance)

BUT YES I HAVE MISSED YOU TOO, CRYSTAL, it's gonna be so much fun

[foxweddings]

God fuckin bless I can't wait to see this trainwreck in action

[selfservinglove]

tamamo please don't ask this PLEASE DON'T ASK, IT'S BEST NOT TO KNOW, PLEASE DON'T LET HIM INFODUMP ABOUT HOW A CLOWN SIGNED A PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT WITH HIM (but actually i'm taking him canonically before he reveals this so he's single??? PROBABLY????????????)

holds your hands. i can't wait

[foxweddings]

Listen she's nosy and wants deets, how else is she gonna pass the time besides potentially bedding half of this game. COME GOSSIP WITH HER, ILLUMI.

[dryeyes]

i can't believe i'm gonna have to emotionally deal with grune fucking

[dryeyes]

softly a cat

[selfservinglove]

illumi is one cryptid away from a mean girl so he is DOWN for gossip, let them do each other's nails and talk about how hot all the boys are and how easy it is to murder them I MEAN date them